Jonathan Cain Appreciation Thread

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:45 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Make that a 20 foot buffer zone.

Nah, not attracted at all. No way/shape/form. They're safe.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:48 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Make that a 20 foot buffer zone.

Nah, not attracted at all. No way/shape/form. They're safe.

I'm gonna pay him to give you a wigglap dance. And I bet you cream it up real good. :lol:

"Jonathan" is a really nice name and I've always liked it. (<-- see, I'm being a team player.

)

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:53 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I'm gonna pay him to give you a wigglap dance. And I bet you cream it up real good.

Now you're just getting weird. I puked in my mouth a little. :shock:

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 3:55 am

Jonathan Cain writes good music that we all love.

(Back to topic.)

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:00 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Red13JoePa wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Would you guys like a thread for AD's meatwad?

MetalSludge has the "official" chart, don't they still?

Yeah they do:

The Groupie Bible

"Sebastian Bach
Bach can deliver the goods, as most skinny, tall guys can. "

LOL

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:05 am

(Keeping this on topic)

MetalSludge wrote:168. Jonathan Cain -- Journey
Jon gives good face and his wife always seems to be in a good mood. He might pack an anaconda. No one knows for sure. It was rumored he got into a fist fight with Chuck Norris and Rocky Balboa over who was a better over-all man. Jon walked away in first place after watching Chuck and Rocky beat each other into comas.

*TRUE STORY*... :lol:

by **strangegrey** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:14 am

Oh for fucks sake....a FRIGGA APPRECIATION THREAD? WTF?
What the fuck is there to appreciate?

His emmy award winning performance on the BTM? (red's got that covered)
His heartfelt admission of self improvement at the hands of tony robbins, er I mean Arnel?
His 10 pound testicles, for having the brass to actually make the Keytar cool for a period of 2.4 minutes during 1986?
His record for most yeast infections in a 2 year period (I believe he actually holds a spot in the guiness book of world records for this)

lol....back to you regularly scheduled love fest of the twinkle toed faggot....

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:36 am

strangegrey wrote:Oh for fucks sake....a FRIGGA APPRECIATION THREAD? WTF?
What the fuck is there to appreciate?

His emmy award winning performance on the BTM? (red's got that covered)
His heartfelt admission of self improvement at the hands of tony robbins, er I mean Arnel?
His 10 pound testicles, for having the brass to actually make the Keytar cool for a period of 2.4 minutes during 1986?
His record for most yeast infections in a 2 year period (I believe he actually holds a spot in the guiness book of world records for this)

lol....back to you regularly scheduled love fest of the twinkle toed faggot....

I've been waiting for you to show up in this thread. You're late, broham. :lol:

by **strangegrey** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:48 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I've been waiting for you to show up in this thread. You're late, broham.

Sorry, I was off planning our 'chance' encounter... :wink:

by **RedWingFan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:53 am

Red13JoePa wrote:I barked out loud at about 10 posts in this thread starting w/ RedWingFan

Seriously when I first looked at that picture a certain song popped into my head!!!!
"One, two, three o'Clock, four o'clock, rock...." :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:55 am

strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I've been waiting for you to show up in this thread. You're late, broham.

Sorry, I was off planning our 'chance' encounter...

You're gonna get me in trouble with them there winky faces.

Speaking of trouble, I hope this thread winds down soon.
I can't hold out very long - I feel a Frigoshop coming on.
I'm trying to respect the spirit of the thread and all... but... :lol:

by **strangegrey** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:56 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

You're gonna get me in trouble with them there winky faces.

Speaking of trouble, I hope this thread winds down soon.
I can't hold out very long - I feel a Frigoshop coming on.
I'm trying to respect the spirit of the thread and all... but...

Oh come on, bring out the Vagi-Friga....be the girl I know you can be!

by **stevew2** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:57 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Erm... ok he made a joke once that I laughed at. So he's a funny guy. I appreciate funny guys.

Weren't you the one saying he had a nice ass?

Word has it that it is tight as an eardrum

by **Saint John** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:58 am

strangegrey wrote:be the girl I know you can be!

I've used that exact same line before. It works. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:59 am

stevew2 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Erm... ok he made a joke once that I laughed at. So he's a funny guy. I appreciate funny guys.

Weren't you the one saying he had a nice ass?
Word has it that it is tight as an eardrum

Then that would seemingly negate the gay theory, then wouldn't it? :wink:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:00 am

strangegrey wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:

You're gonna get me in trouble with them there winky faces.

Speaking of trouble, I hope this thread winds down soon.
I can't hold out very long - I feel a Frigoshop coming on.
I'm trying to respect the spirit of the thread and all... but...

Oh come on, bring out the Vagi-Friga....be the girl I know you can be!

I have a feeling if I post FrigPax or Summer's Evil in this thread, Tito gonna find me and black and blue me.
Hmm. But I COULD change my avatar... :evil:

Reminds me of another thing to appreciate about Jon though.

Jon Cain is a great artistic inspiration!!
For my next inspired piece, I envision something sad, with many many tears.
(and a Visine bottle)

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:03 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I love Friga. He makes my kitty purr.

Really now? :lol:

by **stevew2** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:05 am

Rhiannon wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Erm... ok he made a joke once that I laughed at. So he's a funny guy. I appreciate funny guys.

Weren't you the one saying he had a nice ass?
Word has it that it is tight as an eardrum

Then that would seemingly negate the gay theory, then wouldn't it?

he does little guys

by **Tito** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:05 am

strangegrey wrote:Oh for fucks sake....a FRIGGA APPRECIATION THREAD? WTF?
What the fuck is there to appreciate?

His emmy award winning performance on the BTM? (red's got that covered)
His heartfelt admission of self improvement at the hands of tony robbins, er I mean Arnel?
His 10 pound testicles, for having the brass to actually make the Keytar cool for a period of 2.4 minutes during 1986?
His record for most yeast infections in a 2 year period (I believe he actually holds a spot in the guiness book of world records for this)

lol....back to you regularly scheduled love fest of the twinkle toed faggot....

What's your problem? Why do you have so much problems with Cain and Schon for that matter? What did they do to you?

by **Saint John** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:07 am

Tito wrote:
strangegrey wrote:Oh for fucks sake....a FRIGGA APPRECIATION THREAD? WTF?
What the fuck is there to appreciate?

His emmy award winning performance on the BTM? (red's got that covered)
His heartfelt admission of self improvement at the hands of tony robbins, er I mean Arnel?
His 10 pound testicles, for having the brass to actually make the Keytar cool for a period of 2.4 minutes during 1986?
His record for most yeast infections in a 2 year period (I believe he actually holds a spot in the guiness book of world records for this)

lol....back to you regularly scheduled love fest of the twinkle toed faggot....

What's your problem? Why do you have so much problems with Cain and Schon for that matter? What did they do to you?

Man, did you just throw Frank a batting practice fastball. :lol:

by **Tito** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:08 am

Saint John wrote:
Tito wrote:
strangegrey wrote:Oh for fucks sake....a FRIGGA APPRECIATION THREAD? WTF?
What the fuck is there to appreciate?

His emmy award winning performance on the BTM? (red's got that covered)
His heartfelt admission of self improvement at the hands of tony robbins, er I mean Arnel?
His 10 pound testicles, for having the brass to actually make the Keytar cool for a period of 2.4 minutes during 1986?
His record for most yeast infections in a 2 year period (I believe he actually holds a spot in the guiness book of world records for this)

lol....back to you regularly scheduled love fest of the twinkle toed faggot....

What's your problem? Why do you have so much problems with Cain and Schon for that matter? What did they do to you?

Man, did you just throw Frank a batting practice fastball.

Then, don't put it here. Start or put it in a different thread. This is a appreciation thread. Positive.

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:11 am

stevew2 wrote:he does little guys

Steeeeeevew.... how do you know his sphincter is tight? :shock:

J/K man. I had to say it.

by **RedWingFan** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:12 am

Saint John wrote:
Tito wrote:What's your problem? Why do you have so much problems with Cain and Schon for that matter? What did they do to you?

Man, did you just throw Frank a batting practice fastball.

Aw hell!!! :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:14 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I love Friga. He makes my kitty purr.

Really now?

Stop changing my shit! :evil:

And never mind my kitty.
I liked you better when you were exploring Journey members' members.

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:16 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I liked you better when you were exploring Journey members' members.

Alright then, back to the Taintastic Five! :lol:

Apologies on the kitty comment. :wink:

*Muah*!

by **Saint John** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:20 am

Can't the fucking 2 of you (Rhiannon and BJG) download Yahoo or AIM and correspond instead of torturing the rest of us with your erotic, obsessive, pseudo-lesbian clitoris dialogues?

by **conversationpc** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:25 am

Saint John wrote:Can't the fucking 2 of you (Rhiannon and BJG) download Yahoo or AIM and correspond instead of torturing the rest of us with your erotic, obsessive, pseudo-lesbian clitoris dialogues?

Sick of masturbating? :lol:

by **ProgRocker53** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:38 am

Cain throws mean tea parties, indeed.

Also, "Still She Cries."

That is all.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:49 am

Saint John wrote:Can't the fucking 2 of you (Rhiannon and BJG) download Yahoo or AIM and correspond instead of torturing the rest of us with your erotic, obsessive, pseudo-lesbian clitoris dialogues?

Um. No.

Fair enough? :lol:

And I never once mentioned a clitoris.
Although, being the Jon Cain thread, seems like the correct place to do so, were that I were inclined.

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:50 am

I got one... to the best of my knowledge Jonathan Cain has never kicked a puppy or punched a kitten. Philanthropist indeed! :wink:

MR

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