Funniest All-time MR Poster

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:45 am

I'm giving a write-in shout out to EyeOf, mainly from Survivor.
He rocks the kind of humor I like and his battles w/ Slander are absolutely hilarious.

Some of EyeOf's masterwork for your consideration:

Eyeof wrote:
"From here forward...I will post in true Slander fashion only....
...

I'm not saying Robin can't sing at all. He does remind me a lot of Edith Bunker when he sings however. I am in no way going to sit here and bash anyone, even if Red acts like Omarosa from the Apprentice. I know Frankie Sullivan is a great guy, but his business practices remind you a lot of the way Darth Vader runs an empire...But I just can't believe that all of you sit here and comdemn the band the way you do. I would never do that. I'm so much better than that. Hey, I love JJ..he's a great talent and I'm sure he's a descent human being and a wonderful bar tender, who favors a late Vegas-day Elvis. He's awesome. Really...he is.

On another note, let's completely ignore Axe's comment on Chris Grove leaving the band...I mean, I dare Chris bash Frankie that way....I demand that Andrew step up his journalistic integrity and call FS (on his disconnected phone) at once...I demand it...Hey, I'm critical of Frankie all the time...Really..I am....Did i mention that JJ doesn't walk on water?

I'm just so glad that I'm better than Red, who i'm not saying he doesn't have a life and he post too much, but well yes..i did say that...no i didn't...i mean..it's a weekend Red..you ever heard of it? I'm so glad I'm so much better than Eye of and Axe and 28...I mean the way they tear down this band...i mean Frankie...i mean Frankie is the band...wait, not my bable and contradcitions are getting me even confused...

Did i mention I met Frankie and had the opportunity to kiss his ass for a while and since I'm been so loyal...I'm so good...and you all...are so very, very bad....
Also, just as JJ's voice was a good fit for Tiger, I would like to point out that Robin's voice isn't a very good fit for:

Tiger, The Serach is Over, High On You, Is this Love, Too Hot to Sleep, I Can't hold back, Didn't know it was Love, Caught in the Game, Freelance, Jackie Don't Go, The Moment of Truth, Burting Heart, First Night, How Much Love, Burning Bridges, Home Sweet Home, Kickstart My Heart, It's the Singer Not the Song, Take You on a Saturday Night, Slander, High Life, Ever Since the World Began and quite a few more...

However, he would rock on:

Cum on Feel the Noise, Metal Hearth and the Wild and the Young..."

by **Don** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:46 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Gunbot wrote:They're already at #1 in the poll for thread ninjas. They have a habit of making threads become bitchslap sessions with themselves as the only combatants.

The 9-5 can be dull as hell every so often.

Has Andrew sent your prizes yet.?

by **SusieP** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:46 am

Red Joe gets 2nd place from me - for the first time he cracked the "Turkey Coop School Of Business Management" joke.
I laughed out loud for ages over that one.
And I'll always remember and love him for it even if he did attack me for being a suspected loon once. :lol:

And yulog 3rd - his pictures are hilarious.
And larryfromnextdoor, and NIGGY and styxman.

I remember when we had that crazy Paul McCartney lookalike bloke infesting the forums. Styxie and he had some hilarious exchanges.
The macca lookalike was mainly offensive, but styxie was just SO funny.

Tito wasn't around then though.

by **epresley** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:50 am

Dangit, start a "Who's the Hugh Hefner of the Board" so larryfromnextdoor can win something!

by **Tito** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:51 am

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... t=#3967452

The exact quote was: "Beshad not giving into his heritage and strapping explosives to himself prior to the show!"

:lol:

by **DrFU** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:57 am

epresley wrote:Dangit, start a "Who's the Hugh Hefner of the Board" so larryfromnextdoor can win something!

he'd face stiff competition...

by **epresley** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:59 am

DrFU wrote:
epresley wrote:Dangit, start a "Who's the Hugh Hefner of the Board" so larryfromnextdoor can win something!

he'd face stiff competition...

Hard to imagine...............

by **Natalie** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:29 am

Tito wrote:SteveW2 - The shit he comes up with cracks me up. The (excuse my language Mr. Cain) Friga is gay stuff never gets old. Spelling bee champ too.

"Friga" may disagree but I sure don't. Steve has a talent that few have, beating a dead horse and it's still funny! I look forward to his daily dead horse beatings!

So far Steve's in the lead, come on everyone

Vote for steve and all your wildest dreams will come true!!!!!!

by **Deb** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:29 am

Tough one, its between about 4.

Nig: His one liners out of nowhere crack me up.
Larry: His picture responses crack me up.
RnD and Yulog: Just plain funny.

But had to go with TNC. :lol:

TNC: His detailed descriptions have cracked me up more times than any. Funniest thing I've ever seen on this board was his caption a couple years ago of a pic of Neal's face all contorted while playing and his caption comparing it to his grandad's expression when the nurses at the home came after his dirty pants with a garden trowel.......or something like that. Friggin hilarious! :lol:

by **styxman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:30 am

Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

by **mistiejourney** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:31 am

Natalie wrote:Stevew2
He has made me LOL more times than I can count. The Jeremey interview was just about the funniest thing I have ever heard-I can't believe he had the gut to call back to that radio show a second time an then slip the word "Friga" in!!!!!

Come on everyone, VOTE SteveW2!!!

Oh I did.... :lol:

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:31 am

Natalie wrote:
Tito wrote:SteveW2 - The shit he comes up with cracks me up. The (excuse my language Mr. Cain) Friga is gay stuff never gets old. Spelling bee champ too.

"Friga" may disagree but I sure don't. Steve has a talent that few have, beating a dead horse and it's still funny! I look forward to his daily dead horse beatings!

So far Steve's in the lead, come on everyone

Vote for steve and all your wildest dreams will come true!!!!!!

Are you sure????

by **Natalie** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:32 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Natalie wrote:
Tito wrote:SteveW2 - The shit he comes up with cracks me up. The (excuse my language Mr. Cain) Friga is gay stuff never gets old. Spelling bee champ too.

"Friga" may disagree but I sure don't. Steve has a talent that few have, beating a dead horse and it's still funny! I look forward to his daily dead horse beatings!

So far Steve's in the lead, come on everyone

Vote for steve and all your wildest dreams will come true!!!!!!

Are you sure????

That's what Friga told me so I voted for him. :lol:

So did Friga.

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:32 am

styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

by **ProgRocker53** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:35 am

Many of these posters crack me up, but none can make me roll on the floor like stevew2 does.

Steve got my vote!

by **Deb** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:40 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. :lol:

Deb1!

by **styxman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:43 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!!

Deb1 but don't tell the Canadian - it's our secret :wink:

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:43 am

Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. Deb1!

I'm SERIOUS...I'm going to marry him, cause I'm cool!!!

You better keep your distance, you sexy bitch....your brains are all he gets!!! :wink:

by **styxman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:44 am

Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. Deb1!

Oh fuck you just posted as I did, Deb2 you're still Deb2 (she'll never click) :wink:

by **styxman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:45 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. Deb1!

I'm SERIOUS...I'm going to marry him, cause I'm cool!!!
You better keep your distance, you sexy bitch....your brains are all he gets!!!

Shall we take this down two forums ladies :wink:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:46 am

Deb wrote:Tough one, its between about 4.

Right, its too hard to say there's one 'funniest' person... all these people are funny in different ways and contribute differently... stevew is funny in a "Friga's gay" kind of way, SJ is funny in a curmudgeonly, swampassy ( :lol:

) kind of way, Wix is.. well... Wix. Tito is funny in an appreciative kind of way... :lol:

... Rhi is funny in a "steve perry's taint" kind of way... :shock:

... and some of these people are entertaining in ways they aren't even aware of, like when we laugh AT them, not with them. :lol:

So kudos too all you funny fuckers.

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:46 am

styxman wrote:
Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. Deb1!

Oh fuck you just posted as I did, Deb2 you're still Deb2 (she'll never click)

She's stalking us...I'm telling you she knows ALL!!! :wink:

by **styxman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:51 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:
Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. Deb1!

Oh fuck you just posted as I did, Deb2 you're still Deb2 (she'll never click)

She's stalking us...I'm telling you she knows ALL!!!

Lets go to the Canadian Rock Bands forum, no one goes there :wink:

by **Deb** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:56 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. Deb1!

I'm SERIOUS...I'm going to marry him, cause I'm cool!!!
You better keep your distance, you sexy bitch....your brains are all he gets!!!

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:58 am

OMG>>>>

She knows how to ruin a good love affair!!! :wink:

by **Deb** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:02 am

Michigan Girl wrote:OMG>>>>
She knows how to ruin a good love affair!!!

by **styxman** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 6:03 am

Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Deb wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
styxman wrote:Rockin' D...you either get him or you don't, once you get in his zone and learn to skip over his overdose days, there simply isn't a better laugh to be had from some of his quick response posts and his biblical episodes, they were something else

I agree....I miss RND.....Love you Styxtheman!!! :wink:

Oh would you quit. Deb1!

I'm SERIOUS...I'm going to marry him, cause I'm cool!!!
You better keep your distance, you sexy bitch....your brains are all he gets!!!