A Message To Andrew and Everyone Else From Tito

[stevew2]

Thanks Miss Landers

Miss Landers was HOTTTT!!!!

I thought June Cleaver weren't to bad looking either. Ole Eddie Haskell had a boner for her everytime he showed up to visit.

Eddie was hung like a mule

[SusieP]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

[epresley]

Thanks Miss Landers

Miss Landers was HOTTTT!!!!

I thought June Cleaver weren't to bad looking either. Ole Eddie Haskell had a boner for her everytime he showed up to visit.

Eddie was hung like a mule

Eddie was hung like a gerbil.

[RedWingFan]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

She's the one in the 1st and 3rd photos.

[stevew2]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Miss Landers had a nice beaver

[SusieP]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

She's the one in the 1st and 3rd photos.

Thankyou!

[stevew2]

Thanks Miss Landers

Miss Landers was HOTTTT!!!!

I thought June Cleaver weren't to bad looking either. Ole Eddie Haskell had a boner for her everytime he showed up to visit.

Eddie was hung like a mule

Eddie was hung like a gerbil.

You got him mixed up with larry {sorry danny}

[epresley]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Miss Landers had a nice beaver

I thought June had the Beaver????

[Rhiannon]

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Miss Landers had a nice beaver

I thought June had the Beaver????

June's beaver was busy on the baloney pony.

[SusieP]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Miss Landers had a nice beaver

It doesn't look like THAT kind of show from the Google pages I've been beavering away to find.
Are you sure it isn't a Dutch porno tape you were watching?

[stevew2]

Two different kind of beaver. June kissed Beaver goodbye she wasnt kissing a beaver {if ya know what i mean}That would have been okay to

[epresley]

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Miss Landers had a nice beaver

I thought June had the Beaver????

June's beaver was busy on the baloney pony.

Ward was pissed because he only got off in June.

[SusieP]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Miss Landers had a nice beaver

It doesn't look like THAT kind of show from the Google pages I've been beavering away to find.
Are you sure it isn't a Dutch porno tape you were watching?


Or are you telling me people have beavers as pets?

[stevew2]

Tito would be proud of this thread

[stevew2]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Miss Landers had a nice beaver

It doesn't look like THAT kind of show from the Google pages I've been beavering away to find.
Are you sure it isn't a Dutch porno tape you were watching?


Or are you telling me people have beavers as pets?

I like to pet beavers, they are so soft

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Yes the British Navy has a ship called the HMS Beaver- I recall a embarrassing story -When I was with a US Navy detachment based on a Royal Navy base a number of years ago. My job was to brief commanders (US and Royal Navy) on the positons of the Russian fleet and the movents of US/ UK ships . One morning I started giving my brief... "Well the new commander of the Russian Black sea fleat has moved to the Med, and we have the USS EIsenhower, HMS Ark ROyal out there, They are also supported by the USS San Jacinto. And here comes the Beaver steaming on in there to support the troops!" Half the brit commanders smirked and the other half were wondering why this kid had the balls to make smutty jokes in a briefing. go figure

[SusieP]

I'm having to Google loads of stuff tonight!

But WHICH Miss Landers are you referring to?

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=mis ... a=N&tab=wi

The one from "Leave it to Beaver" . I dont think Leave it to Beaver ever was on British tv. When ever I mention that show to a Brit, they ask if Im referring to some wierd Dutch porno tape or something

I'm just googling it now, thanks. Found a page about the show.

Yeah 'beaver' is slang for female, erm, nether regions.

Yes the British Navy has a ship called the HMS Beaver- I recall a embarrassing story -When I was with a US Navy detachment based on a Royal Navy base a number of years ago. My job was to brief commanders (US and Royal Navy) on the positons of the Russian fleet and the movents of US/ UK ships . One morning I started giving my brief... "Well the new commander of the Russian Black sea fleat has moved to the Med, and we have the USS EIsenhower, HMS Ark ROyal out there, They are also supported by the USS San Jacinto. And here comes the Beaver steaming on in there to support the troops!" Half the brit commanders smirked and the other half were wondering why this kid had the balls to make smutty jokes in a briefing. go figure

It would probably have been worse if you had known beforehand what you were saying. Because you maybe would have laughed. I know you probably felt uncomfortable not knowing what the smirkers were smirking at, but I think it was probably better that way.

[bluejeangirl76]

Beavers? Seriously?

[SusieP]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

[bluejeangirl76]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

[SusieP]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

[Deb]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

[SusieP]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

We probably stole it from you!

[RedWingFan]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

We probably stole it from you!

Isn't the beaver the Canadian national symbol. Kinda like the bald eagle is ours?

[Deb]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

We probably stole it from you!

Do you also keep them as pets?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqOI7KejIng

[Don]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

We probably stole it from you!

So would you still be called a bird or someone's fancy bit.

[Deb]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

We probably stole it from you!

Isn't the beaver the Canadian national symbol. Kinda like the bald eagle is ours?

Yes.

Gotta love this Canadian/US beer commercial. www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqOI7KejIng

[bluejeangirl76]

another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

I have never liked the term 'front bottom'. But 'lady garden' is awesome!

(now, cue one of the boys to quote that and say "yes, it IS"... )

[SusieP]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

We probably stole it from you!

So would you still be called a bird or someone's fancy bit.

An older guy might still use those words, but they kind of went out of use along with 'chicks.'
Although in Wales I think they still refer to a woman as a 'piece' or a 'fancy piece.'

[SusieP]

Beavers? Seriously?

UK slang for a lady's rude bits you mean?
Yes. I'm afraid so.

You know - I think I like "rude bits" a lot better!!

Me too.
And just because I know what these words mean, does not mean I use 'em.

Well, I am partial to the occasional swear word, purely for emphasis and dramatic effect, you understand.

And as we are all helping complete each other's education's tonight, another phrase for those particular rude bits is 'lady garden.'
And 'front bottom.'

LOL, it's not just a UK slang.

We probably stole it from you!

Isn't the beaver the Canadian national symbol. Kinda like the bald eagle is ours?

Wonder if anyone has a bald beaver as their symbol?

Probably Pamela Anderson.