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My oat bran story didnt make it . I went to Pinera the other day and a Oat bran bagel.Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter. I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher. When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed. There is no way the shit can be good for you no wayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Didnt take long for the other thread to disapear
I thought Houdini was on the site!

stevew2 wrote:My oat bran story didnt make it . I went to Pinera the other day and a Oat bran bagel.Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter. I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher. When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed. There is no way the shit can be good for you no wayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Didnt take long for the other thread to disapear
I thought Houdini was on the site!

You could eat right off it,Tito could anywayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:My oat bran story didnt make it . I went to Pinera the other day and a Oat bran bagel.Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter. I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher. When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed. There is no way the shit can be good for you no wayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Didnt take long for the other thread to disapear
I thought Houdini was on the site!
Spankin clean colon I take it?![]()
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stevew2 wrote:You could eat right off it,Tito could anywayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:My oat bran story didnt make it . I went to Pinera the other day and a Oat bran bagel.Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter. I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher. When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed. There is no way the shit can be good for you no wayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Didnt take long for the other thread to disapear
I thought Houdini was on the site!
Spankin clean colon I take it?![]()
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stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.

Saint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.

peridactyl wrote:swataz wrote:You know, the explanation of him having the seats for one more year kinda makes more sense than anything else. Someone familiar with PACBELL could easily find those seats with the proper landmarks and then the guy would never be left alone.
Anyway, it's pretty hard to live a normal life once you have been exposed to the public at the level and duration that Steve has.
Other than that, leave the poor bastard be!
Hey, THANKS for responding to my post. Hallelujah! I was beginning to feel invisible. You know, maybe no one talks to newbies. Thanks for the acknowledgment that I was here.....

stevew2 wrote:My oat bran story didnt make it . I went to Pinera the other day and a Oat bran bagel.Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter. I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher. When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed. There is no way the shit can be good for you no wayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Didnt take long for the other thread to disapear
I thought Houdini was on the site!
artist4perry wrote:Gunbot wrote:Obviously you missed my post about hoping to see him perform at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles. I've always done a little mean, dark humored, hit and run posting. you just never noticed it. None of the band members are saints, just as we aren't. Don't take life so seriously, you only live once.
For the most part I don't, just never seen this side of you! I always loved your humor! You have been nice to me and I appreciate that, too. We don't always have to see eye to eye, to get along. Otherwise everyone would be at odds here! Your a great guy.

Gunbot wrote:stevew2 wrote:My oat bran story didnt make it . I went to Pinera the other day and a Oat bran bagel.Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter. I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher. When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed. There is no way the shit can be good for you no wayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Didnt take long for the other thread to disapear
I thought Houdini was on the site!
Drink that chinese dieting tea and you'll get hemmoroids from being on the can so much.

stevew2 wrote:My oat bran story didnt make it . I went to Pinera the other day and a Oat bran bagel.Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter. I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher. When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed. There is no way the shit can be good for you no wayartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Didnt take long for the other thread to disapear
I thought Houdini was on the site!
He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.

You're on a fucking roll tonight, man.stevew2 wrote:He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.

Thanks, He would let you stink up the Chevy,problablly keep the windows up, sick bastardSaint John wrote:You're on a fucking roll tonight, man.stevew2 wrote:He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.And no, it wasn't Tito.

stevew2 wrote:Thanks, He would let you stink up the Chevy,problablly keep the windows up, sick bastardSaint John wrote:You're on a fucking roll tonight, man.stevew2 wrote:He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.And no, it wasn't Tito.
stevew2 wrote:Thanks, He would let you stink up the Chevy,problablly keep the windows up, sick bastardSaint John wrote:You're on a fucking roll tonight, man.stevew2 wrote:He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.And no, it wasn't Tito.

Mmm Just ate supper? You and your honey will be fighting over the shitter in about 20 mins. I hope you didnt eat to much bran. it ill be like riding a bullartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Thanks, He would let you stink up the Chevy,problablly keep the windows up, sick bastardSaint John wrote:You're on a fucking roll tonight, man.stevew2 wrote:He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.And no, it wasn't Tito.
I've already cooked supper and we ate. You guys still talking crap?![]()
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stevew2 wrote:Mmm Just ate supper? You and your honey will be fighting over the shitter in about 20 mins. I hope you didnt eat to much bran. it ill be like riding a bullartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Thanks, He would let you stink up the Chevy,problablly keep the windows up, sick bastardSaint John wrote:You're on a fucking roll tonight, man.stevew2 wrote:He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.And no, it wasn't Tito.
I've already cooked supper and we ate. You guys still talking crap?![]()
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Marabelle wrote:Save Steve Perry from nutty photographs and aggressive families who don't care about his wishes; just their own! Save Steve Perry! from crazed folks who don't understand the word "no". Save Steve Perry from jerks who just want to say "yeah, I got his picture" and then immediately post it on the Internet!

I ll be eating chilli and that qualifies as fiber[if ya know what i mean]artist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Mmm Just ate supper? You and your honey will be fighting over the shitter in about 20 mins. I hope you didnt eat to much bran. it ill be like riding a bullartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:Thanks, He would let you stink up the Chevy,problablly keep the windows up, sick bastardSaint John wrote:You're on a fucking roll tonight, man.stevew2 wrote:He aint a real freind. Real freinds share everything,even anal vapors. I shit my way or the highway.'" Courtesy Flush" sounds gay, did this freinds first name start with a T, and drive a beige MalibuSaint John wrote:stevew2 wrote:Got home ,went to the bathroom and damn near blew the seat off the shitter.
Try putting it up before you start shitting!!!
stevew2 wrote:I had to hang onto the towel rack in front of me,it was a triple flusher.
Had a friend blast me for turning his house into an environmental catastrophe. If you flush simultaneously with the first installment of dung hitting the water you remove about 75% of the smell factor. Been doing it ever since and the hell if doesn't actually work!!! He calls it a "courtesy flush."![]()
stevew2 wrote:When I was done I thought one of my organs were removed.And no, it wasn't Tito.
I've already cooked supper and we ate. You guys still talking crap?![]()
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No bull, well yes in a way, steak, mashed potatoes, and green beans which could go for the fiber part..........

artist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:"I was gonna say that perhaps the reason he is never spotted with females is that neutering is known to help singers regain the use of their upper register, but that would probably be too mean."
Gunbot - I'm a newbie here and a devoted Perry fan, but your post practically made me spew my afternoon coffee !!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!![]()
Sue
Hi newbie, Do I know you from somewhere else?
The ump plays keys for Journeyartist4perry wrote:Marabelle wrote:Save Steve Perry from nutty photographs and aggressive families who don't care about his wishes; just their own! Save Steve Perry! from crazed folks who don't understand the word "no". Save Steve Perry from jerks who just want to say "yeah, I got his picture" and then immediately post it on the Internet!
Hey I agree, He is at a ballgame. He should be "Safe". Where is the ump when you need him?![]()
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CASue wrote:artist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:"I was gonna say that perhaps the reason he is never spotted with females is that neutering is known to help singers regain the use of their upper register, but that would probably be too mean."
Gunbot - I'm a newbie here and a devoted Perry fan, but your post practically made me spew my afternoon coffee !!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!![]()
Sue
Hi newbie, Do I know you from somewhere else?
I don't know artist4perry - do we know each other? - what's your first name?

i like you better than Mary Anneartist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:artist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:"I was gonna say that perhaps the reason he is never spotted with females is that neutering is known to help singers regain the use of their upper register, but that would probably be too mean."
Gunbot - I'm a newbie here and a devoted Perry fan, but your post practically made me spew my afternoon coffee !!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!![]()
Sue
Hi newbie, Do I know you from somewhere else?
I don't know artist4perry - do we know each other? - what's your first name?
Ginger

stevew2 wrote:i like you better than Mary Anneartist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:artist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:"I was gonna say that perhaps the reason he is never spotted with females is that neutering is known to help singers regain the use of their upper register, but that would probably be too mean."
Gunbot - I'm a newbie here and a devoted Perry fan, but your post practically made me spew my afternoon coffee !!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!![]()
Sue
Hi newbie, Do I know you from somewhere else?
I don't know artist4perry - do we know each other? - what's your first name?
Ginger

or Ginger Lynn that girl had real talentartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:i like you better than Mary Anneartist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:artist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:"I was gonna say that perhaps the reason he is never spotted with females is that neutering is known to help singers regain the use of their upper register, but that would probably be too mean."
Gunbot - I'm a newbie here and a devoted Perry fan, but your post practically made me spew my afternoon coffee !!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!![]()
Sue
Hi newbie, Do I know you from somewhere else?
I don't know artist4perry - do we know each other? - what's your first name?
Ginger
I know, if you want a real laugh I was named after another famous actress known to dance with Fred Astaire.

stevew2 wrote:or Ginger Lynn that girl had real talentartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:i like you better than Mary Anneartist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:artist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:"I was gonna say that perhaps the reason he is never spotted with females is that neutering is known to help singers regain the use of their upper register, but that would probably be too mean."
Gunbot - I'm a newbie here and a devoted Perry fan, but your post practically made me spew my afternoon coffee !!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!![]()
Sue
Hi newbie, Do I know you from somewhere else?
I don't know artist4perry - do we know each other? - what's your first name?
Ginger
I know, if you want a real laugh I was named after another famous actress known to dance with Fred Astaire.

artist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:or Ginger Lynn that girl had real talentartist4perry wrote:stevew2 wrote:i like you better than Mary Anneartist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:artist4perry wrote:CASue wrote:"I was gonna say that perhaps the reason he is never spotted with females is that neutering is known to help singers regain the use of their upper register, but that would probably be too mean."
Gunbot - I'm a newbie here and a devoted Perry fan, but your post practically made me spew my afternoon coffee !!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Thanks for the chuckle!![]()
Sue
Hi newbie, Do I know you from somewhere else?
I don't know artist4perry - do we know each other? - what's your first name?
Ginger
I know, if you want a real laugh I was named after another famous actress known to dance with Fred Astaire.
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