OT - Your top three pick-up lines....

by **Tomulator** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:53 am

This isn't really a "pickup" line per se but, it is funny...

When you're in loud, crowded dance bar and you ask a girl "Do you want to dance?"...if she says "no", you reply...

"No, I said you LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

:lol:

by **stevew2** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:53 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:I don't pick people up.......
Ah come on ,I Dont weigh much

LMAO!!!!
In that case I'll PM you a line, when I think of one.....let me know if it works!!!

I cant wait

by **Angel** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:55 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:1. My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

2. Guy: When were you born?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I just want to know what day God worked the hardest.

3. You're so gorgeous, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.

OK now, two of these three lines are lines I would actually fall for. :oops:

by **artist4perry** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:57 am

Angel wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:1. My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

2. Guy: When were you born?
Girl: Why?
Guy: I just want to know what day God worked the hardest.

3. You're so gorgeous, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.

OK now, two of these three lines are lines I would actually fall for.

I like two! You would just have to say AWWWWWWWWWW! I love a guy who talks cute! :wink:

by **stevew2** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:57 am

This one always works, "How long have you been hooking"

by **artist4perry** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:58 am

stevew2 wrote:This one always works, "How long have you been hooking"

Steve, that is just........sad! :wink:

by **Angel** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:59 am

stevew2 wrote:This one always works, "How long have you been hooking"

Does that one work better than "How much for a BJ?"

by **artist4perry** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:00 am

Angel wrote:
stevew2 wrote:This one always works, "How long have you been hooking"

Does that one work better than "How much for a BJ?"

No, what is worse is if you get rejected on both~ from a pro! LOL!

by **stevew2** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:01 am

Angel wrote:
stevew2 wrote:This one always works, "How long have you been hooking"

Does that one work better than "How much for a BJ?"

yes cause it does limit ya {if ya know what i mean}

by **artist4perry** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:03 am

stevew2 wrote:
Angel wrote:
stevew2 wrote:This one always works, "How long have you been hooking"

Does that one work better than "How much for a BJ?"
yes cause it does limit ya {if ya know what i mean}

Seriously, we need a talk like SW2 day. Every time I hear that I think of you Steve! Kind of your theme! :lol:

by **Don** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:03 am

If she's at the bus shelter with an overnight bag, usually "Want a ride?" will do the trick.

by **Angel** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:03 am

stevew2 wrote:
Angel wrote:
stevew2 wrote:This one always works, "How long have you been hooking"

Does that one work better than "How much for a BJ?"
yes cause it does limit ya {if ya know what i mean}

Good to know.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:22 am

artist4perry wrote:Seriously, we need a talk like SW2 day. Every time I hear that I think of you Steve! Kind of your theme!

Its been done already.

by **artist4perry** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:23 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Seriously, we need a talk like SW2 day. Every time I hear that I think of you Steve! Kind of your theme!

Its been done already.

Missed out! Pretty funny. He has some distictive lines. :lol:

Gotta love him! :wink:

by **Luvsaugeri** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:53 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:1. My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

That one is fantastic!!

by **Journey/Survivor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:16 am

How you doin?

Just kidding, a little friends reference there.

by **Saint John** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:01 am

These are obviously not good pick up lines but I found them rather funny (I know...I'm fucked up :lol:

):

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in anymore."

"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe to go back where I farted."

by **Angel** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:22 am

Saint John wrote:These are obviously not good pick up lines but I found them rather funny (I know...I'm fucked up ):

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in anymore."

"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe to go back where I farted."

And you're single too, right??

by **Luvsaugeri** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:24 am

Saint John wrote:
"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe to go back where I farted."

That one is particularly charming.....

by **Saint John** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:33 am

Angel wrote:
Saint John wrote:These are obviously not good pick up lines but I found them rather funny (I know...I'm fucked up ):

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in anymore."

"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe to go back where I farted."

And you're single too, right??

Yes...but I be I get...nevermind. :wink:

by **Melissa** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:47 am

Saint John wrote:These are obviously not good pick up lines but I found them rather funny (I know...I'm fucked up ):

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in anymore."

"Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe to go back where I farted."

by **artist4perry** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 10:56 am

SJ, those are messed up but funny! LOL!

by **S2M** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:21 am

I tried one a friend told me about......

I purposely got into a discussion with this one girl....and the conversation moved to movies(duh!)....Then I said something like: Yeah, Cusack was great in Look Who's Talking. She said, 'Cusack was NOT in LWT. I said, wanna bet? If Cusack wasn't in LWT, I'll buy you dinner. She bit, and I knew I was wrong - and got a date....OWNED!