Melodicrock Community = LOST

[Deb]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

First thing you need to learn is Waffle House lingo ....
Scattered,,smothered, 'n covered...there's also..chunked, topped, diced 'n peppered...and the gastronomic delight of all the way!!

But I'm going to put vegemite on everything, so the only thing I need to say is 'shut up and learn to like it!'
Funnily enough, I've never eaten a waffle in my life.

With that kind of attitude and in not understanding that there is more to offer then waffles alone ( in fact the lingo above applies to hash browns ) and as the owner, that things will be done my way and not yours... then I am going to have to terminate your employment and you will have to find some elsewhere. ...yep, you are the first person to be fired on the island. Best of luck to you.

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

[bluejeangirl76]

Crazy Deb as Glamour Queen & S.O.U.L. Church Sista
S.O.U.L. = Spirit Of Universal Love

I love that.

i'll start up the Acronym Service Abuse Program, ASAP.

We'll get SMFP to run the ASAP.
(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

[Rhiannon]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

[bluejeangirl76]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

You're right... Shit, now I have 4 jobs... we need ghost hunters on the island (don't want any poltergeists hanging about, you know) so I'll need to set that up - Rhiannon and I will run the Rock Island Paranormal And Supernatural Society. Taking applications now.

[Arianddu]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

First thing you need to learn is Waffle House lingo ....
Scattered,,smothered, 'n covered...there's also..chunked, topped, diced 'n peppered...and the gastronomic delight of all the way!!

But I'm going to put vegemite on everything, so the only thing I need to say is 'shut up and learn to like it!'
Funnily enough, I've never eaten a waffle in my life.

With that kind of attitude and in not understanding that there is more to offer then waffles alone ( in fact the lingo above applies to hash browns ) and as the owner, that things will be done my way and not yours... then I am going to have to terminate your employment and you will have to find some elsewhere. ...yep, you are the first person to be fired on the island. Best of luck to you.

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

[stevew2]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

First thing you need to learn is Waffle House lingo ....
Scattered,,smothered, 'n covered...there's also..chunked, topped, diced 'n peppered...and the gastronomic delight of all the way!!

But I'm going to put vegemite on everything, so the only thing I need to say is 'shut up and learn to like it!'
Funnily enough, I've never eaten a waffle in my life.

With that kind of attitude and in not understanding that there is more to offer then waffles alone ( in fact the lingo above applies to hash browns ) and as the owner, that things will be done my way and not yours... then I am going to have to terminate your employment and you will have to find some elsewhere. ...yep, you are the first person to be fired on the island. Best of luck to you.

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

Need a lump of beefsteak??

[lights1961]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

First thing you need to learn is Waffle House lingo ....
Scattered,,smothered, 'n covered...there's also..chunked, topped, diced 'n peppered...and the gastronomic delight of all the way!!

But I'm going to put vegemite on everything, so the only thing I need to say is 'shut up and learn to like it!'
Funnily enough, I've never eaten a waffle in my life.

With that kind of attitude and in not understanding that there is more to offer then waffles alone ( in fact the lingo above applies to hash browns ) and as the owner, that things will be done my way and not yours... then I am going to have to terminate your employment and you will have to find some elsewhere. ...yep, you are the first person to be fired on the island. Best of luck to you.

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

cheesecake and lasagna... I will eat at your place everyday...

[Deb]

With that kind of attitude and in not understanding that there is more to offer then waffles alone ( in fact the lingo above applies to hash browns ) and as the owner, that things will be done my way and not yours... then I am going to have to terminate your employment and you will have to find some elsewhere. ...yep, you are the first person to be fired on the island. Best of luck to you.

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

LOL, I just knew we were kin!

[Arianddu]

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

Need a lump of beefsteak??

Before you make that offer, be aware that the first thing I do with it is chop it up very fine with the knife.

You still making the offer, StevieWoo?

[stevew2]

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

Need a lump of beefsteak??

Before you make that offer, be aware that the first thing I do with it is chop it up very fine with the knife.

You still making the offer, StevieWoo?

No you can use it for pounded steak though

[Arianddu]

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

Need a lump of beefsteak??

Before you make that offer, be aware that the first thing I do with it is chop it up very fine with the knife.

You still making the offer, StevieWoo?

No you can use it for pounded steak though

Heh heh heh heh - with a red wine sauce, hon?

[StevePerryHair]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

[Arianddu]

With that kind of attitude and in not understanding that there is more to offer then waffles alone ( in fact the lingo above applies to hash browns ) and as the owner, that things will be done my way and not yours... then I am going to have to terminate your employment and you will have to find some elsewhere. ...yep, you are the first person to be fired on the island. Best of luck to you.

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

LOL, I just knew we were kin!

Well, it's easier with a mincer and a pasta mill, but far less intimidating.

[stevew2]

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

Need a lump of beefsteak??

Before you make that offer, be aware that the first thing I do with it is chop it up very fine with the knife.

You still making the offer, StevieWoo?

No you can use it for pounded steak though

Heh heh heh heh - with a red wine sauce, hon?

creme sauce only

[Arianddu]

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

cheesecake and lasagna... I will eat at your place everyday...

Hey, you don't get lasagne every day, buddy boy! Some days you're going to have to force yourself to eat Beef Stroganof and duchesse potatoes, or Duck a l'Orange with blanched asparagus in butter, fresh peas and potatoes roasted in goose fat, or Thai green curry with saffron rice, or kangaroo steak fillet with native pepper crust and quandong salsa, or Brie gnocchi with chicken poached in white wine and cream with fresh shallots and baby mushrooms, or fresh paté and toast Melba, or whatever else I feel like cooking that day.

Cheesecake every day is fine. As long as you are prepared to eat double desserts on the days I feel like making ice cream. Triple on the days I feel like baking.

[Arianddu]

Hey Arianddu, want a job at my Starbucks then?! I'm thinking EM would be a pretty cool boss.

Yeah, I can still do the frothy coffee thang. But can I make the cheesecake and biscuits (ok, ok, COOKIES) and cakes and maybe the odd lasagna from scratch (and by that I mean start with a lump of beefsteak, a couple of onions, a few tomatoes, some garlic, a bag of flour, milk, cheese, a decent knife and a rolling pin!)?

Need a lump of beefsteak??

Before you make that offer, be aware that the first thing I do with it is chop it up very fine with the knife.

You still making the offer, StevieWoo?

No you can use it for pounded steak though

Heh heh heh heh - with a red wine sauce, hon?

creme sauce only

FAR too many self saucing jokes!!! Putting down the comment and backing away...

[Rhiannon]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

Oh, you would be the Lady of the Grabby Hand. Yes ma'am! I know you would do your job well. Gayle would be your personal assistant, setting up your appointments, and checking the patients beforeHAND.

[StevePerryHair]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

Oh, you would be the Lady of the Grabby Hand. Yes ma'am! I know you would do your job well. Gayle would be your personal assistant, setting up your appointments, and checking the patients beforeHAND.

She'll be doing the ID checks to be sure they're young enough

[Rhiannon]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

Oh, you would be the Lady of the Grabby Hand. Yes ma'am! I know you would do your job well. Gayle would be your personal assistant, setting up your appointments, and checking the patients beforeHAND.

She'll be doing the ID checks to be sure they're young enough

We can pay her in cookies.

[DrFU]

OK, but church is only 1 hour a week so I'll have to do something else, too.

It will be Mimi's, where all come who need mothering. Shoes tied, hair products bought, guitar picks replaced, leather skirts swapped for a smaller size, homemeade cinnamon rolls before church and a fabulous pot roast dinner with homemade apple pie after church (must be present at church to attend the dinner ), bible study on Tuesday, patching and mending services, and aspirin/icepacks administered for hangovers, coupled with an assurance that heaven is not closed to those who drink too much.

of course, beautiful, lilting flute melodies for those roomies who decided to settle down and tie the knot.

beauty shop in the back for makeovers. men or women, no discrimination.

and don't forget that I'll be standing next to dokk, with a go to Jello look on my face, ready with the sarcastic slapdown to any MCPs. those daring to pull Glen Campbells with their roomies or others will be forced to endure a good old fashioned Texas Throwdown, complete with an open can of whoop ash. And yes, Virginia, God is a feminist.

Deano, define alluring outfit that I must wear to church. there is no dress code in heaven. so I'm free to choose. I own a leather skirt (in a smaller size--thanks dokk), Carlos Santana stilletto sandals and fishnets. lowcut tops is not my strong suit so I'll have to improvise there.

Rockin' D needs to brush up on his history. The first two plots of land set aside when establishing a township are always for the church and the school.

Sounds like Mimi's got the house of worship under control, so I guess that leaves the founding of MRU up to me. No doubt we'll have some highly interesting and entertaining majors, departments, and instructors -- given all the freakin experts we have around here (i.e., one could major in half naked Asian swimsuit models and minor in Dokkenology).

You're welcome for the skirt, Deb ... and thanks to your kid's friend or whoever donated the suede one I ended up with.

[bluejeangirl76]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

Oh, you would be the Lady of the Grabby Hand. Yes ma'am! I know you would do your job well. Gayle would be your personal assistant, setting up your appointments, and checking the patients beforeHAND.

She'll be doing the ID checks to be sure they're young enough

We can pay her in cookies.

You'll have to. I'm embezzling all the money.

[bluejeangirl76]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

Oh, you would be the Lady of the Grabby Hand. Yes ma'am! I know you would do your job well. Gayle would be your personal assistant, setting up your appointments, and checking the patients beforeHAND.

Her title will be First Rock Island Grab - Asser

(come on cyndy - you're slipping here!! )

[txfirefighter]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

Oh, you would be the Lady of the Grabby Hand. Yes ma'am! I know you would do your job well. Gayle would be your personal assistant, setting up your appointments, and checking the patients beforeHAND.

She'll be doing the ID checks to be sure they're young enough

We can pay her in cookies.

You'll have to. I'm embezzling all the money.

Keep your hand out of the Cookie jar!!!!!!

[Rockindeano]

Deano, if you don't mind...I'm gonna put some slot machines in the liquor store. Since we'll be off of U.S. shores, it shouldn't be a problem to set the store up as we want. I'll have a few of the ladies volunteer to be topless waitresses also. This place should really be a one-stop-shop! I can hear that cash register now!

Oh Fuck all Hell yes!

[Rockindeano]

OK, but church is only 1 hour a week so I'll have to do something else, too.

It will be Mimi's, where all come who need mothering. Shoes tied, hair products bought, guitar picks replaced, leather skirts swapped for a smaller size, homemeade cinnamon rolls before church and a fabulous pot roast dinner with homemade apple pie after church (must be present at church to attend the dinner ), bible study on Tuesday, patching and mending services, and aspirin/icepacks administered for hangovers, coupled with an assurance that heaven is not closed to those who drink too much.

of course, beautiful, lilting flute melodies for those roomies who decided to settle down and tie the knot.

beauty shop in the back for makeovers. men or women, no discrimination.

and don't forget that I'll be standing next to dokk, with a go to Jello look on my face, ready with the sarcastic slapdown to any MCPs. those daring to pull Glen Campbells with their roomies or others will be forced to endure a good old fashioned Texas Throwdown, complete with an open can of whoop ash. And yes, Virginia, God is a feminist.

Deano, define alluring outfit that I must wear to church. there is no dress code in heaven. so I'm free to choose. I own a leather skirt (in a smaller size--thanks dokk), Carlos Santana stilletto sandals and fishnets. lowcut tops is not my strong suit so I'll have to improvise there.

Rockin' D needs to brush up on his history. The first two plots of land set aside when establishing a township are always for the church and the school.

Sounds like Mimi's got the house of worship under control, so I guess that leaves the founding of MRU up to me. No doubt we'll have some highly interesting and entertaining majors, departments, and instructors -- given all the freakin experts we have around here (i.e., one could major in half naked Asian swimsuit models and minor in Dokkenology).

You're welcome for the skirt, Deb ... and thanks to your kid's friend or whoever donated the suede one I ended up with.

Excuse me? History? Look dear, I am writing the fucking history here! We really don't need a church, because we are all heathens anyhow, and the university is a waste of time and money. Most here are educated post High School, and those that aren't, like stevew2, you could have a University, state college, community college and trade schools, and it wouldn't make a shit of difference for that guy. There ain't no changin' that sumbitch. And there is never going to be a department of Dokkenology! If anything, there will be a required course of Bossology, where you fuckers will all bow down!

Deb, cannot stand Carlos Santana. If I saw that ugly looking bastard on the street, I would tell him to stop asking for chage and mow my lawn and wash my fuckin car already. Oh and Deb, don't like low cut tops? We can fix that problem. Take it off and poof!, problem solved.

[Arianddu]

Excuse me? History? Look dear, I am writing the fucking history here! We really don't need a church, because we are all heathens anyhow, and the university is a waste of time and money. Most here are educated post High School, and those that aren't, like stevew2, you could have a University, state college, community college and trade schools, and it wouldn't make a shit of difference for that guy. There ain't no changin' that sumbitch. And there is never going to be a department of Dokkenology! If anything, there will be a required course of Bossology, where you fuckers will all bow down!.

I think it's time we declared a revolution (and not just because I want to be Minister of Cooking and not a bloody waitress!)

Join with me, comrades! Down with Deano's fascist regime! BJG for honest government! Deb for El Presidente! Mimi for the Masses!

[bluejeangirl76]

BJG for honest government! Deb for El Presidente! Mimi for the Masses!

Bjg for honest government? Two pages ago Rhi put me in charge of embezzling money to build her a Starbucks... how did I make a tricky switch back to honesty? Hmm... maybe I'm just THAT good?

[Since 78]

Excuse me? History? Look dear, I am writing the fucking history here! We really don't need a church, because we are all heathens anyhow, and the university is a waste of time and money. Most here are educated post High School, and those that aren't, like stevew2, you could have a University, state college, community college and trade schools, and it wouldn't make a shit of difference for that guy. There ain't no changin' that sumbitch. And there is never going to be a department of Dokkenology! If anything, there will be a required course of Bossology, where you fuckers will all bow down!.

I think it's time we declared a revolution (and not just because I want to be Minister of Cooking and not a bloody waitress!)

Join with me, comrades! Down with Deano's fascist regime! BJG for honest government! Deb for El Presidente! Mimi for the Masses!

He lost me with the course in Bossology!

[StevePerryHair]

(ok its not a real acronym... yet... but I'm working on it)

What about your ingenious RIPASS? (Only Rock Island instead of...)

I have a feeling I know what job you would give ME Rhi It would be a tough job, but someone would have to do it

Oh, you would be the Lady of the Grabby Hand. Yes ma'am! I know you would do your job well. Gayle would be your personal assistant, setting up your appointments, and checking the patients beforeHAND.

Her title will be First Rock Island Grab - Asser

(come on cyndy - you're slipping here!! )

Please no!! Anything but that!!

[lights1961]

Excuse me? History? Look dear, I am writing the fucking history here! We really don't need a church, because we are all heathens anyhow, and the university is a waste of time and money. Most here are educated post High School, and those that aren't, like stevew2, you could have a University, state college, community college and trade schools, and it wouldn't make a shit of difference for that guy. There ain't no changin' that sumbitch. And there is never going to be a department of Dokkenology! If anything, there will be a required course of Bossology, where you fuckers will all bow down!.

I think it's time we declared a revolution (and not just because I want to be Minister of Cooking and not a bloody waitress!)

Join with me, comrades! Down with Deano's fascist regime! BJG for honest government! Deb for El Presidente! Mimi for the Masse

s!

I want to be PAUL REVERE with the RAIDERS... The Deanos are coming the Deanos are coming...