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larryfromnextdoor wrote:monkeys and elephants go nuts because they are tired of people messing with them..
StoneCold wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:monkeys and elephants go nuts because they are tired of people messing with them..
Yeppers, some animals no likey da peoples
bears
alligators
crocodiles
sting rays
white tigers in vegas
snakes don't want to be charmed
StoneCold wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:monkeys and elephants go nuts because they are tired of people messing with them..
Yeppers, some animals no likey da peoples
bears
alligators
crocodiles
sting rays
white tigers in vegas
snakes don't want to be charmed
Arianddu wrote:StoneCold wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:monkeys and elephants go nuts because they are tired of people messing with them..
Yeppers, some animals no likey da peoples
bears
alligators
crocodiles
sting rays
white tigers in vegas
snakes don't want to be charmed
I'll have to remember that the next time some guy asks me 'come charm his snake'.
Arianddu wrote:StoneCold wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:monkeys and elephants go nuts because they are tired of people messing with them..
Yeppers, some animals no likey da peoples
bears
alligators
crocodiles
sting rays
white tigers in vegas
snakes don't want to be charmed
I'll have to remember that the next time some guy asks me 'come charm his snake'.
StoneCold wrote:Arianddu wrote:StoneCold wrote:larryfromnextdoor wrote:monkeys and elephants go nuts because they are tired of people messing with them..
Yeppers, some animals no likey da peoples
bears
alligators
crocodiles
sting rays
white tigers in vegas
snakes don't want to be charmed
I'll have to remember that the next time some guy asks me 'come charm his snake'.
Ha ha Ari, and you tease us guys for the rack requests.![]()
Guess I should've added the word "some" in there.
The Sushi Hunter wrote:Caught on tape by a recording device mounted in the police cruiser that Travis was attempting to get into recorded the monkey saying words to the effect: "Do you want me to trash your fucking lights?" and so fourth. Travis also appeared in Old Navy, Coca-Cola commercials, guest on the Maury Povich Show and took part in a television pilot in his younger acting career.
hoagiepete wrote:I'm just waitin' for the PETA folks to sue (or at least take issue with) the policeman for shooting the animal. Don't mind the fact it just ate the hands off a woman.
Funny thing (relatively speaking) is that it sounds like it scared the shit out of the cops.
tammy wrote:This was on Good Morning America today. The owner of the chimp called 911 when he started attacking her friend. She was screaming, "bring guns you have to shoot him, he killed my friend..." Apparently, the friend had come over wearing a different hairstyle and the chimp didn't recognize her...the chimp also had lung disease and was on meds and the owner had given him Xanax (anti-anxiety pill). A very weird story...the owner said of the chimp, "we did everything together, we ate together, we slept together"!!??
Ehwmatt wrote:Reading more on this, seems this wasn't Travis's first run-in with the police. Why was this thing allowed to continue living there? Some of the stories I've found say that the chimp might have been kept in the house illegally, despite an apparent loop hole in the law. Confusing stuff.
tammy wrote: A very weird story...the owner said of the chimp, "we did everything together, we ate together, we slept together"!!??
The Sushi Hunter wrote:I knew it was bad, but I didn't know it was that bad. The owner is going to do jail time I bet. Because she first said she gave the chimp Xanax, which means an array of charges against her. First, isn't Xanax prescription only? If so, she may have obtained the Xanax under false pretences, as in she said it was for herself. I serously doubt a doctor or vet. would prescribe Xanax to a chimp that was someone's pet. Second, if a pet chimp needs some meds like that, this would trigger the state to pull her permit for having the chimp as a pet, regardless of any grandfather clause in affect for such exotic pets. Lastly and most damning to this owner is the fact that she knowingly put her friend in danger by calling her up to come over when she knew the chimp was out of control...after giving it Xanex. I see this owner going to jail on all of these arguments plus others I'm unaware of.
The Sushi Hunter wrote:Is there anyone on this site from the Philippines? If so, they will also know that wild monkeys are set off in attack mode if you smile at them. Because in monkey language, if they show their teeth to one another, that's a sign of aggression and they will attack. When I was in the military in the Philippines, we were debriefed on what to do and what not to do in the event we come across a pack of wild monkeys out in the jungle, which we occasionally would. We would be doing some training and a rock would go flying by. And then another rock would go flying by. And before we knew it, many rocks were flying by and we'd notice a pack of wild monkeys throwing rocks at us. The monkeys would then come storming up to us. We had to be sure not to smile at them and show them our teeth. Doing so would only piss them off and they would physically attack.
So what most likely happened at Stamford to the 50 year old chick was she came over, smiled at Travis and the monkey tore into her like nobodys business. Same thing would have happened if Micheal Jackson ever smiled at Bubbles, his personal monkey. Bubbles would have fucked him up too.
SP Fan in Oregon wrote:The Sushi Hunter wrote:
So what most likely happened at Stamford to the 50 year old chick was she came over, smiled at Travis and the monkey tore into her like nobodys business. Same thing would have happened if Micheal Jackson ever smiled at Bubbles, his personal monkey. Bubbles would have fucked him up too.
AS OPPOSED TO MICHAEL FUCKING HIMSELF UP..............
SP Fan in Oregon wrote:The Sushi Hunter wrote:Is there anyone on this site from the Philippines? If so, they will also know that wild monkeys are set off in attack mode if you smile at them. Because in monkey language, if they show their teeth to one another, that's a sign of aggression and they will attack. When I was in the military in the Philippines, we were debriefed on what to do and what not to do in the event we come across a pack of wild monkeys out in the jungle, which we occasionally would. We would be doing some training and a rock would go flying by. And then another rock would go flying by. And before we knew it, many rocks were flying by and we'd notice a pack of wild monkeys throwing rocks at us. The monkeys would then come storming up to us. We had to be sure not to smile at them and show them our teeth. Doing so would only piss them off and they would physically attack.
So what most likely happened at Stamford to the 50 year old chick was she came over, smiled at Travis and the monkey tore into her like nobodys business. Same thing would have happened if Micheal Jackson ever smiled at Bubbles, his personal monkey. Bubbles would have fucked him up too.
AS OPPOSED TO MICHAEL FUCKING HIMSELF UP..............
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
MJ paid hundreds of thousands if not millions to fuck up his face. He could have had Bubbles do it for free. What a dumb ass. That's like when the 50+ year old Japanese chick followed me into the bathroom at a bar once in Japan, Telling me "3,000 yen I make you cum". I turned around and told her I could do that myself for free.
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