Anyone here ever gamble online?

I have this place I play at a little, normally playing about $100 per month, over a few sessions a month. I got an offer for a 200% deposit bonus so I put in $100 and got to play with $300. This was a week ago Sunday. I was playing a slot machine that had a random progressive jackpot. The random progressive can pay at anytime...you don't have to have a special combination. I was betting $1 per spin and the progressive was $10,100

I went to brush my teeth before bed and had it set to auto play. I walked back into my room and noticed the progressive amount was flashing on the screen. Nice! I went ahead and withdrew $9000 and kept $1100 in play on a different machine. This one had a jackpot that was up to $25,000. I decided to go to bed and just let it keep playing. At about 7:am monday morning my wife was hollering at me to wake up. You've just hit the damn jackpot.....again!

I'd been trying to figure out how to go to California the week of Chistmas to be with my kids. I'm no longer trying to figure that out!

It couldn't have happened to a bigger idiot!!!
I'm happy for your wife and children.....mmmmm, you too!!


_________________
"If you want it missionary style, go hang out at Journeymusic or Plokkerville. If you want to hang here,
then lube all your holes and prepare for entry. Simple..." (G~boy 09/05/09)

oh, what I could do with $35K... oh, the good I could do with that

You could buy a few more copies of Revelation and Live in Manila


_________________

Ehwmatt wrote:

You could buy a few more copies of Revelation and Live in Manila

One was enough. As far as living in Manila, not til we retire and not there. We have property elsewhere over there.

steveo777 wrote:

Anyone here ever gamble online?

I have this place I play at a little, normally playing about $100 per month, over a few sessions a month. I got an offer for a 200% deposit bonus so I put in $100 and got to play with $300. This was a week ago Sunday. I was playing a slot machine that had a random progressive jackpot. The random progressive can pay at anytime...you don't have to have a special combination. I was betting $1 per spin and the progressive was $10,100

I went to brush my teeth before bed and had it set to auto play. I walked back into my room and noticed the progressive amount was flashing on the screen. Nice! I went ahead and withdrew $9000 and kept $1100 in play on a different machine. This one had a jackpot that was up to $25,000. I decided to go to bed and just let it keep playing. At about 7:am monday morning my wife was hollering at me to wake up. You've just hit the damn jackpot.....again!

I'd been trying to figure out how to go to California the week of Chistmas to be with my kids. I'm no longer trying to figure that out!

I dont buy it... but then thats me... maybe you finally broke even!! you know, most people only tell how much they **win** not how much they loset before they win... sorry, just the cynic in me...



R






_________________
Rick

lights1961 wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Anyone here ever gamble online?

I have this place I play at a little, normally playing about $100 per month, over a few sessions a month. I got an offer for a 200% deposit bonus so I put in $100 and got to play with $300. This was a week ago Sunday. I was playing a slot machine that had a random progressive jackpot. The random progressive can pay at anytime...you don't have to have a special combination. I was betting $1 per spin and the progressive was $10,100

I went to brush my teeth before bed and had it set to auto play. I walked back into my room and noticed the progressive amount was flashing on the screen. Nice! I went ahead and withdrew $9000 and kept $1100 in play on a different machine. This one had a jackpot that was up to $25,000. I decided to go to bed and just let it keep playing. At about 7:am monday morning my wife was hollering at me to wake up. You've just hit the damn jackpot.....again!

I'd been trying to figure out how to go to California the week of Chistmas to be with my kids. I'm no longer trying to figure that out!

I dont buy it... but then thats me... maybe you finally broke even!! you know, most people only tell how much they **win** not how much they loset before they win... sorry, just the cynic in me...



R

I'm not really a big gambler. I can't sit there and do it for more than about 45 minutes to an hour. I know exactly how much I have spent. I can't even stand the casino environment in real life. I joined in Feb of this year and have deposited exactly $800 over the course of months. I won $500 there in March.

The math works out pretty damn good.
$35000 + $500 win - $800 spent = $34700 Now it's time to stop while ahead. That's a little less than half of what I make in a year. I'll be happy I can pay off my car I've been making payments on for the last 3 year.

Congrats! What a nice surprise....... I love it when things like that happen.


_________________
"THE REAL JOURNEY"------May it Rest in Peace

steveo777 wrote:

lights1961 wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Anyone here ever gamble online?

I have this place I play at a little, normally playing about $100 per month, over a few sessions a month. I got an offer for a 200% deposit bonus so I put in $100 and got to play with $300. This was a week ago Sunday. I was playing a slot machine that had a random progressive jackpot. The random progressive can pay at anytime...you don't have to have a special combination. I was betting $1 per spin and the progressive was $10,100

I went to brush my teeth before bed and had it set to auto play. I walked back into my room and noticed the progressive amount was flashing on the screen. Nice! I went ahead and withdrew $9000 and kept $1100 in play on a different machine. This one had a jackpot that was up to $25,000. I decided to go to bed and just let it keep playing. At about 7:am monday morning my wife was hollering at me to wake up. You've just hit the damn jackpot.....again!

I'd been trying to figure out how to go to California the week of Chistmas to be with my kids. I'm no longer trying to figure that out!

I dont buy it... but then thats me... maybe you finally broke even!! you know, most people only tell how much they **win** not how much they loset before they win... sorry, just the cynic in me...



R

I'm not really a big gambler. I can't sit there and do it for more than about 45 minutes to an hour. I know exactly how much I have spent. I can't even stand the casino environment in real life. I joined in Feb of this year and have deposited exactly $800 over the course of months. I won $500 there in March.

The math works out pretty damn good.
$35000 + $500 win - $800 spent = $34700 Now it's time to stop while ahead. That's a little less than half of what I make in a year. I'll be happy I can pay off my car I've been making payments on for the last 3 year.

Just dont forget the taxes...


_________________
Rick

LOL!!! Taxes, The IRS, they read here!!!


_________________
"If you want it missionary style, go hang out at Journeymusic or Plokkerville. If you want to hang here,
then lube all your holes and prepare for entry. Simple..." (G~boy 09/05/09)

Michigan Girl wrote:

LOL!!! Taxes, The IRS, they read here!!!

They probably don't but I'm sure my bank has to turn in a form 8300. They did not just send me a paper bag with 100 dollar bills in it, it is a wire transfer. They could have sent me a check but I'm not taking a check from a company in a foreign country.

steveo777 wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

LOL!!! Taxes, The IRS, they read here!!!

They probably don't but I'm sure my bank has to turn in a form 8300. They did not just send me a paper bag with 100 dollar bills in it, it is a wire transfer. They could have sent me a check but I'm not taking a check from a company in a foreign country.

This wouldn't happen to be a Nigerian Casino would it?

Give them an account# to wire money into and they could also take some out.



Last edited by Fact Finder on Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:36 am; edited 1 time in total
_________________
When you rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll end up with a sore Peter.

When you have a sore Peter..Don't Fuck With It!

That's great news & right before Christmas too!!!
I'm happy for you, man.
Take the wife & kids on a weekend excursion.


_________________
.
.

Fact Finder wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

LOL!!! Taxes, The IRS, they read here!!!

They probably don't but I'm sure my bank has to turn in a form 8300. They did not just send me a paper bag with 100 dollar bills in it, it is a wire transfer. They could have sent me a check but I'm not taking a check from a company in a foreign country.

This wouldn't happen to be a Nigerian Casino would it?

Give them an account# to wire money into and they could also take some out.

No. I've been paid by them before and so have many others. They're reputable. The only thing that sucks is their policy of $4000 max per week, so I have to get wired in installments.

steveo777 wrote:

Anyone here ever gamble online?

I have this place I play at a little, normally playing about $100 per month, over a few sessions a month. I got an offer for a 200% deposit bonus so I put in $100 and got to play with $300. This was a week ago Sunday. I was playing a slot machine that had a random progressive jackpot. The random progressive can pay at anytime...you don't have to have a special combination. I was betting $1 per spin and the progressive was $10,100

I went to brush my teeth before bed and had it set to auto play. I walked back into my room and noticed the progressive amount was flashing on the screen. Nice! I went ahead and withdrew $9000 and kept $1100 in play on a different machine. This one had a jackpot that was up to $25,000. I decided to go to bed and just let it keep playing. At about 7:am monday morning my wife was hollering at me to wake up. You've just hit the damn jackpot.....again!

I'd been trying to figure out how to go to California the week of Chistmas to be with my kids. I'm no longer trying to figure that out!

Did you actually get paid!?! I play a little on-line poker and always wonder if I'll ever actually get paid off. I usually lose my bankroll anyway.

hoagiepete wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Anyone here ever gamble online?

I have this place I play at a little, normally playing about $100 per month, over a few sessions a month. I got an offer for a 200% deposit bonus so I put in $100 and got to play with $300. This was a week ago Sunday. I was playing a slot machine that had a random progressive jackpot. The random progressive can pay at anytime...you don't have to have a special combination. I was betting $1 per spin and the progressive was $10,100

I went to brush my teeth before bed and had it set to auto play. I walked back into my room and noticed the progressive amount was flashing on the screen. Nice! I went ahead and withdrew $9000 and kept $1100 in play on a different machine. This one had a jackpot that was up to $25,000. I decided to go to bed and just let it keep playing. At about 7:am monday morning my wife was hollering at me to wake up. You've just hit the damn jackpot.....again!

I'd been trying to figure out how to go to California the week of Chistmas to be with my kids. I'm no longer trying to figure that out!

Did you actually get paid!?! I play a little on-line poker and always wonder if I'll ever actually get paid off. I usually lose my bankroll anyway.

Actually, I just checked my bank account and I have $3965 more than I had last night. Damn, $35 is a bit steep for a wire fee.

steveo777 wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

Anyone here ever gamble online?

I have this place I play at a little, normally playing about $100 per month, over a few sessions a month. I got an offer for a 200% deposit bonus so I put in $100 and got to play with $300. This was a week ago Sunday. I was playing a slot machine that had a random progressive jackpot. The random progressive can pay at anytime...you don't have to have a special combination. I was betting $1 per spin and the progressive was $10,100

I went to brush my teeth before bed and had it set to auto play. I walked back into my room and noticed the progressive amount was flashing on the screen. Nice! I went ahead and withdrew $9000 and kept $1100 in play on a different machine. This one had a jackpot that was up to $25,000. I decided to go to bed and just let it keep playing. At about 7:am monday morning my wife was hollering at me to wake up. You've just hit the damn jackpot.....again!

I'd been trying to figure out how to go to California the week of Chistmas to be with my kids. I'm no longer trying to figure that out!

Did you actually get paid!?! I play a little on-line poker and always wonder if I'll ever actually get paid off. I usually lose my bankroll anyway.

Actually, I just checked my bank account and I have $3965 more than I had last night. Damn, $35 is a bit steep for a wire fee.

Rick and MG have it right ... put 1/2 right now in savings for the taxes ... found this out the hard way with consulting income ... Congrats, though; very cool that you won.


_________________
Linda

Our friends Parents won the Ohio Lottery Pick 5, a $100,000 dollar winner. They got a check for $68.000. Gave each of the 4 kids a tax free $4,500 dollar gift and kept $40,000 for themselves.


_________________
When you rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll end up with a sore Peter.

When you have a sore Peter..Don't Fuck With It!

Fact Finder wrote:

Our friends Parents won the Ohio Lottery Pick 5, a $100,000 dollar winner. They got a check for $68.000. Gave each of the 4 kids a tax free $4,500 dollar gift and kept $40,000 for themselves.

I wonder if $4500 is the max you can receive tax free?

steveo777 wrote:

Fact Finder wrote:

Our friends Parents won the Ohio Lottery Pick 5, a $100,000 dollar winner. They got a check for $68.000. Gave each of the 4 kids a tax free $4,500 dollar gift and kept $40,000 for themselves.

I wonder if $4500 is the max you can receive tax free?

You can give anyone $11,000 tax free. After you've paid your taxes on that money.


_________________
When you rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll end up with a sore Peter.

When you have a sore Peter..Don't Fuck With It!

Single mother of 3, finally found the secret of whiter teeth!

Http://cli.gs/WhiterTeefh

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

Single mother of 3, finally found the secret of whiter teeth!

Http://cli.gs/WhiterTeefh

What does whiter teeth have to do with this subject?

steveo777 wrote:

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

Single mother of 3, finally found the secret of whiter teeth!

Http://cli.gs/WhiterTeefh

What does whiter teeth have to do with this subject?

You have money now...do something w/your teeth!!!


LMAO@Larry!!!


_________________
"If you want it missionary style, go hang out at Journeymusic or Plokkerville. If you want to hang here,
then lube all your holes and prepare for entry. Simple..." (G~boy 09/05/09)

My husband & I gamble a little, but we've never hit a big jackpot like you did. Congratulations! However, the IRS does let you deduct gambling losses not to exceed the amount of winnings, so usually when we win, we wind up not having to pay taxes. When you gamble in a casino, it's pretty hard to prove how much you actually lost over the course of a year.


_________________
"If the doors of perception are cleansed, everything would appear to man as it truly is, infinite." William Blake

Michigan Girl wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

Single mother of 3, finally found the secret of whiter teeth!

Http://cli.gs/WhiterTeefh

What does whiter teeth have to do with this subject?

You have money now...do something w/your teeth!!!


LMAO@Larry!!!

Thanks, but I have almost perfect teeth.

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

Single mother of 3, finally found the secret of whiter teeth!

Http://cli.gs/WhiterTeefh

So what's the secret?


_________________
"If the doors of perception are cleansed, everything would appear to man as it truly is, infinite." William Blake

steveo777 wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

steveo777 wrote:

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

Single mother of 3, finally found the secret of whiter teeth!

Http://cli.gs/WhiterTeefh

What does whiter teeth have to do with this subject?

You have money now...do something w/your teeth!!!


LMAO@Larry!!!

Thanks, but I have almost perfect teeth.

Perhaps you can buy yourself a sense of humor and show off those pearly whites!!!


_________________
"If you want it missionary style, go hang out at Journeymusic or Plokkerville. If you want to hang here,
then lube all your holes and prepare for entry. Simple..." (G~boy 09/05/09)

Peartree12249 wrote:

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

Single mother of 3, finally found the secret of whiter teeth!

Http://cli.gs/WhiterTeefh

So what's the secret?

Don't eat shit that turns your teeth funky colors. I have really white teeth, which is wierd because I smoke and drink coffee. I do use whitening toothpaste, but nothing else.

steveo's thread read to me like all those ads..

Jessica Simpson's internet video..

Hi , ive been overweight my entire life.. but now with losesomeweight im skinny again..

larryfromnextdoor wrote:

steveo's thread read to me like all those ads..

Jessica Simpson's internet video..

Hi , ive been overweight my entire life.. but now with losesomeweight im skinny again..

It does kind of look like that, come to think of it. Seriously though, I was pretty shocked. I figured at best I might be able to double my money, but nothing like this!