Christmas Poem

[Rockindeano]

Twas a month before Christmas and all through the Board
Nobody could agree, not even a word
HOTS is gone, and so is Fyre
I'm out to prove, Friga's a liar

Journey the band, is a joke now these days
We all love to poke fun,
and jokes at the gays

Neal Schon and Jon Cain fucked, JSS in the ass
They both showed us all, that they have zero class
The time has come, to rip these two fools
And take the remaining fans of theirs
to assbeating school

Oh Santa , Santa, would you please, lose some weight
You're starting to look like what BT'ers ate
Fried fat, lard, and tons of sugar
excuse me a minute, while I pick this booger

Oh how the spirit, the love, and the joy fail to appear
For that would fuck up the very reason we even come here
Fights, brawls, and plenty of dustups
Because there are many people here, who are big giant fuckups

Andrew Mac, Andrew Mac, You sexy Aussie fuck
For without you, our lives would mostly suck
The Wombat, the Boss, the man of the hour
Do tell us Rhiannon, is sperm really sour?

MR rules, MR Thrives
These are the days
The days of our lives

Goodnight Now!

[NealIsGod]

Kind of gives you a warm fuzzy.

[larryfromnextdoor]

OMG! dude, thats crazy!

[WickedGail]

Twas a month before Christmas and all through the Board
Nobody could agree, not even a word
HOTS is gone, and so is Fyre
I'm out to prove, Friga's a liar

Journey the band, is a joke now these days
We all love to poke fun,
and jokes at the gays

Neal Schon and Jon Cain fucked, JSS in the ass
They both showed us all, that they have zero class
The time has come, to rip these two fools
And take the remaining fans of theirs
to assbeating school

Oh Santa , Santa, would you please, lose some weight
You're starting to look like what BT'ers ate
Fried fat, lard, and tons of sugar
excuse me a minute, while I pick this booger

Oh how the spirit, the love, and the joy fail to appear
For that would fuck up the very reason we even come here
Fights, brawls, and plenty of dustups
Because there are many people here, who are big giant fuckups

Andrew Mac, Andrew Mac, You sexy Aussie fuck
For without you, our lives would mostly suck
The Wombat, the Boss, the man of the hour
Do tell us Rhiannon, is sperm really sour?

MR rules, MR Thrives
These are the days
The days of our lives

Goodnight Now!

AaaaHhhhh the softer side of Deano POETRY I love it!!!!!!!!!!

Gail

[bluejeangirl76]

I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual.

[larryfromnextdoor]

im afraid folks dont know how to respond to this little poem.. lots of hits.. .. i did like the booger part..

[WickedGail]

I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual.

Rudolph will never be the same when you get done with him!

[bluejeangirl76]

I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual.

Rudolph will never be the same when you get done with him!

I said I wanted hug a reindeer, not fuck one.

[WickedGail]

I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual.

Rudolph will never be the same when you get done with him!

I said I wanted hug a reindeer, not fuck one.

Even that may be too much for the boy to handle!

[7 Wishes]

Brilliant, Dean, as usual. In a twisted, Dune Mentat-esque way, certainly, but brilliant nonetheless.

[Perrydise]

I have a tear in my eye.

[brywool]

Everyone turn to their neighbor and hug them...

[Perrydise]

Everyone turn to their neighbor and hug them...

Well if you knew my neighbor you wouldn't suggest that. My neighbor has bigger breasts than me and is male

[Escape Artist]

OK now I'm in the christmas spirit!

[Rhiannon]

Do tell us Rhiannon, is sperm really sour?

Depends on the source.
You're too fuckin' cool for school. This had me in tears.

[Melissa]

I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now

[Rick]

I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now

[Rhiannon]

I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now

Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term...

[StevePerryHair]

I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now

Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term...

She lives in a hillbilly town, don't know how it never happened

[Rick]

I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger?

[larryfromnextdoor]

I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger?

Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back...............

[StevePerryHair]

I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger?

Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back...............

I can just hear that with a good southern drawl

[Rick]

I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger?

Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back...............

[Melissa]

I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now

Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term...

She lives in a hillilly town, don't know how it never happened

So do you!

Nope, never been called a sugar booger...have been called each one separately though, does that count? lol

[Rhiannon]

I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger?

Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back...............

We've got a great big convoy, rockin' through the night.
C'mon on and join our convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight.
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA... Con-voyyyyyyyy...

[Rhiannon]

I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now

Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term...

She lives in a hillilly town, don't know how it never happened

So do you!

Nope, never been called a sugar booger...have been called each one separately though, does that count? lol

Fair enough!

[donnaplease]

My oldest son has been my 'sugar booger' all his life... he's 20 now.

[Natalie]

I call PowerGels and GU sugar boogers cuz, that's what they are, pure sugar with the consistency of snot! But, at mile 18-I long for them!!!!