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Christmas Poem

Postby Rockindeano » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:31 am

Twas a month before Christmas and all through the Board
Nobody could agree, not even a word
HOTS is gone, and so is Fyre
I'm out to prove, Friga's a liar

Journey the band, is a joke now these days
We all love to poke fun,
and jokes at the gays

Neal Schon and Jon Cain fucked, JSS in the ass
They both showed us all, that they have zero class
The time has come, to rip these two fools
And take the remaining fans of theirs
to assbeating school

Oh Santa , Santa, would you please, lose some weight
You're starting to look like what BT'ers ate
Fried fat, lard, and tons of sugar
excuse me a minute, while I pick this booger :P

Oh how the spirit, the love, and the joy fail to appear
For that would fuck up the very reason we even come here
Fights, brawls, and plenty of dustups
Because there are many people here, who are big giant fuckups

Andrew Mac, Andrew Mac, You sexy Aussie fuck
For without you, our lives would mostly suck
The Wombat, the Boss, the man of the hour
Do tell us Rhiannon, is sperm really sour? :oops:

MR rules, MR Thrives
These are the days
The days of our lives

Goodnight Now!
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Postby NealIsGod » Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:33 am

Kind of gives you a warm fuzzy. :lol:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:13 am

OMG! dude, thats crazy!
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Re: Christmas Poem

Postby WickedGail » Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:16 am

Rockindeano wrote:Twas a month before Christmas and all through the Board
Nobody could agree, not even a word
HOTS is gone, and so is Fyre
I'm out to prove, Friga's a liar

Journey the band, is a joke now these days
We all love to poke fun,
and jokes at the gays

Neal Schon and Jon Cain fucked, JSS in the ass
They both showed us all, that they have zero class
The time has come, to rip these two fools
And take the remaining fans of theirs
to assbeating school

Oh Santa , Santa, would you please, lose some weight
You're starting to look like what BT'ers ate
Fried fat, lard, and tons of sugar
excuse me a minute, while I pick this booger :P

Oh how the spirit, the love, and the joy fail to appear
For that would fuck up the very reason we even come here
Fights, brawls, and plenty of dustups
Because there are many people here, who are big giant fuckups

Andrew Mac, Andrew Mac, You sexy Aussie fuck
For without you, our lives would mostly suck
The Wombat, the Boss, the man of the hour
Do tell us Rhiannon, is sperm really sour? :oops:

MR rules, MR Thrives
These are the days
The days of our lives

Goodnight Now!


AaaaHhhhh the softer side of Deano POETRY I love it!!!!!!!!!!

Gail
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:53 am

I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. :D I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual. 8)
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:54 am

im afraid folks dont know how to respond to this little poem.. lots of hits.. 8) .. i did like the booger part.. :P
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Postby WickedGail » Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:57 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. :D I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual. 8)


Rudolph will never be the same when you get done with him!
"I WANNA ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT AND PARTY EVERYDAY!!!!!"
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:02 am

WickedGail wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. :D I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual. 8)


Rudolph will never be the same when you get done with him!



I said I wanted hug a reindeer, not fuck one. :shock: :lol:
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Postby WickedGail » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:05 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
WickedGail wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I am overwhelmed with yuletide fuzziness. :D I have to go hug a reindeer before I burst.

Well done, as usual. 8)


Rudolph will never be the same when you get done with him!



I said I wanted hug a reindeer, not fuck one. :shock: :lol:


Even that may be too much for the boy to handle!
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Postby 7 Wishes » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:09 am

Brilliant, Dean, as usual. In a twisted, Dune Mentat-esque way, certainly, but brilliant nonetheless.
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Postby Perrydise » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:10 am

I have a tear in my eye.
When in doubt, DUCK!
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Postby brywool » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:17 am

Everyone turn to their neighbor and hug them...
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Postby Perrydise » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:43 am

brywool wrote:Everyone turn to their neighbor and hug them...


Well if you knew my neighbor you wouldn't suggest that. My neighbor has bigger breasts than me and is male :lol:
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Postby Escape Artist » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:51 am

OK now I'm in the christmas spirit! :lol:
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Re: Christmas Poem

Postby Rhiannon » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:22 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Do tell us Rhiannon, is sperm really sour? :oops:


Depends on the source. :oops:
You're too fuckin' cool for school. This had me in tears. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Melissa » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:27 pm

I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now :lol:
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Postby Rick » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:28 pm

Melissa wrote:I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now :lol:
:lol:
I like to sit out on the front porch, where the birds can see me, eating a plate of scrambled eggs, just so they know what I'm capable of.
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:28 pm

Melissa wrote:I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now :lol:


Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term... :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:29 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now :lol:


Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term... :lol:


She lives in a hillbilly town, don't know how it never happened :wink: :lol:
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Postby Rick » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:32 pm

I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger? :twisted:
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:35 pm

Rick wrote:I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger? :twisted:


Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back............... 8)
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Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:36 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Rick wrote:I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger? :twisted:


Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back............... 8)


I can just hear that with a good southern drawl :lol:
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Postby Rick » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:36 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Rick wrote:I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger? :twisted:


Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back............... 8)
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Postby Melissa » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:40 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now :lol:


Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term... :lol:


She lives in a hillilly town, don't know how it never happened :wink: :lol:


So do you! :twisted:

Nope, never been called a sugar booger...have been called each one separately though, does that count? lol
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:41 pm

larryfromnextdoor wrote:
Rick wrote:I've never heard it either.

Now, when they call you sugar booger, are they referring to snot or your booger? :twisted:


Sugar Booger would make a Great 70's cb handle... im the Mountain Molester, Rick can be the Burger Bandit..NIG is the Silver Fox...... break 1..9... whats your 20? come back............... 8)


We've got a great big convoy, rockin' through the night.
C'mon on and join our convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight.
We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA... Con-voyyyyyyyy...
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Postby Rhiannon » Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:41 pm

Melissa wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Melissa wrote:I have never paid attention to the fact that sugar & booger rhyme until now :lol:


Nobody ever called you "Sugar booger"? ...Must be a hillbilly term... :lol:


She lives in a hillilly town, don't know how it never happened :wink: :lol:


So do you! :twisted:

Nope, never been called a sugar booger...have been called each one separately though, does that count? lol


Fair enough! :lol:
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Postby donnaplease » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:00 pm

My oldest son has been my 'sugar booger' all his life... he's 20 now. :D
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Postby Natalie » Wed Dec 05, 2007 1:02 pm

I call PowerGels and GU sugar boogers cuz, that's what they are, pure sugar with the consistency of snot! But, at mile 18-I long for them!!!!
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