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OT-Uncle Ted offers to protect Sir Paul

Postby Angiekay » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:58 am


:lol:


Paul McCartney can rest easy against the threat of Islamic fundamentalists causing him harm during tomorrow night's (September 25th) concert in Tel Aviv -- Ted Nugent has offered to protect him.

Guardian.co.uk reported that the famed conservative-hunter-guitarist, offered his unsolicited help in protecting McCartney during his debut show in the Holy Land, saying, "Regardless that Paul and I have our obvious social, cultural, and culinary differences outside of music, I will not bend or waiver to voodoo religious whackjobs and neither should Paul. It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and madmen, and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu. I'm 'Dirty Harry' with a ponytail, and I'm at Paul's service."








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Re: OT-Uncle Ted offers to protect Sir Paul

Postby iceberg » Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:59 am

Angiekay wrote:
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Paul McCartney can rest easy against the threat of Islamic fundamentalists causing him harm during tomorrow night's (September 25th) concert in Tel Aviv -- Ted Nugent has offered to protect him.

Guardian.co.uk reported that the famed conservative-hunter-guitarist, offered his unsolicited help in protecting McCartney during his debut show in the Holy Land, saying, "Regardless that Paul and I have our obvious social, cultural, and culinary differences outside of music, I will not bend or waiver to voodoo religious whackjobs and neither should Paul. It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and madmen, and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu. I'm 'Dirty Harry' with a ponytail, and I'm at Paul's service."



ted always cracked me up with his blantant in your face views he was never at a loss of words for. :)
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Postby Saint John » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:02 am

Ted Nugent is one of the finest examples of what it is to be a patriotic American. If I believed in heroes he'd be one of them.
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Postby Gin and Tonic Sky » Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:40 am

Saint John wrote:Ted Nugent is one of the finest examples of what it is to be a patriotic American. If I believed in heroes he'd be one of them.


:!: I second that
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:28 am

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Gotta love the Teddy bear! Can you imagine the looks on the terrorists faces? LOL!
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