
Paul McCartney can rest easy against the threat of Islamic fundamentalists causing him harm during tomorrow night's (September 25th) concert in Tel Aviv -- Ted Nugent has offered to protect him.
Guardian.co.uk reported that the famed conservative-hunter-guitarist, offered his unsolicited help in protecting McCartney during his debut show in the Holy Land, saying, "Regardless that Paul and I have our obvious social, cultural, and culinary differences outside of music, I will not bend or waiver to voodoo religious whackjobs and neither should Paul. It would be my pleasure to keep this legendary musical hero safe from terrorists and madmen, and then buy him a nice dinner of tofu. I'm 'Dirty Harry' with a ponytail, and I'm at Paul's service."