Okay, here's one-not brand new though:
Steve Perry decides to move out to the West and be a cowboy, after several weeks he gets really lonely when he sees a little trail dust being kicked up on the horizon and in rides...Herbie Herbert! "Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite you to a party, .....there's gonna be drinkin, there's gonna be fightin and there's gonna be fuckin." "Sounds great, says Steve, what do I wear?" "Don't matter, just gonna be you and me."