sorry for the bad words....

[SteveForever]

Okay, here's one-not brand new though:

Steve Perry decides to move out to the West and be a cowboy, after several weeks he gets really lonely when he sees a little trail dust being kicked up on the horizon and in rides...Herbie Herbert! "Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite you to a party, .....there's gonna be drinkin, there's gonna be fightin and there's gonna be fuckin." "Sounds great, says Steve, what do I wear?" "Don't matter, just gonna be you and me."

[Deb]

Okay, here's one-not brand new though:

Steve Perry decides to move out to the West and be a cowboy, after several weeks he gets really lonely when he sees a little trail dust being kicked up on the horizon and in rides...Herbie Herbert! "Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite you to a party, .....there's gonna be drinkin, there's gonna be fightin and there's gonna be fuckin." "Sounds great, says Steve, what do I wear?" "Don't matter, just gonna be you and me."

Haa! That's why Herbie's so bitter now......wanted Stevie, wanted him bad!

[Rockindeano]

Great joke.

However, my question is this.

Just what was Herbie riding on? There is not a horse in this world that could carry his fat ass. My guess is he was on a flatbed truck.

[fred_journeyman]

Okay, here's one-not brand new though:

Steve Perry decides to move out to the West and be a cowboy, after several weeks he gets really lonely when he sees a little trail dust being kicked up on the horizon and in rides...Herbie Herbert! "Hi, just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood and invite you to a party, .....there's gonna be drinkin, there's gonna be fightin and there's gonna be fuckin." "Sounds great, says Steve, what do I wear?" "Don't matter, just gonna be you and me."

God, THAT is funny! THanks for sharing.