This morning I decided to make myself an omlette. Lisa was babbling about something and my mind was still asleep. I crack the first egg and dump it..... Crack the second egg and dump it.... I look down into the mixing cup only to see no eggs. I'm a little dumfounded until I look into the egg carton......


Back when I was in high school, I made myself a bowl of cereal one morning. I finished it and was still hungry. I went to the cupboard for more and sitting there was the milk carton. It took a second to hit me... Well.. the cereal must be in the fridge then
