OT: DOH!!!!!

[T-Bone]

Ever been so tired or preoccupied that you do something rather stupid?


This morning I decided to make myself an omlette. Lisa was babbling about something and my mind was still asleep. I crack the first egg and dump it..... Crack the second egg and dump it.... I look down into the mixing cup only to see no eggs. I'm a little dumfounded until I look into the egg carton...... DOH!!!!!!!!!!!



Back when I was in high school, I made myself a bowl of cereal one morning. I finished it and was still hungry. I went to the cupboard for more and sitting there was the milk carton. It took a second to hit me... Well.. the cereal must be in the fridge then

[NealIsGod]

Ever been so tired or preoccupied that you do something rather stupid?


This morning I decided to make myself an omlette. Lisa was babbling about something and my mind was still asleep. I crack the first egg and dump it..... Crack the second egg and dump it.... I look down into the mixing cup only to see no eggs. I'm a little dumfounded until I look into the egg carton...... DOH!!!!!!!!!!!



Back when I was in high school, I made myself a bowl of cereal one morning. I finished it and was still hungry. I went to the cupboard for more and sitting there was the milk carton. It took a second to hit me... Well.. the cereal must be in the fridge then

This place is getting to you, T.

One time, I served Escargot de Bourgogne on a tray that was meant for Escargot petit gris. My yachting buddies won't let me live it down.

[ohsherrie]

Hey T-bone, I've done more of that stupid shit than you can even imagine. Especially in the last few yrs. Whenever I misplace anything the fridge and the trash can are the first place I look.

[SteveForever]

I left a brand new candle burning when I left one day a few years back= on top of the t.v. on a little plate. We were lucky, but the t.v. wasn't, burned right through all the way down....

[*Laura]

Stupid things?...I've put sugar instead of coffee in the coffee machine.

[AR]

I opened a beer last night only to come back to my PC and see a freshly poured pint already there.

This happens at least once a night.

[ohsherrie]

I opened a beer last night only to come back to my PC and see a freshly poured pint already there.

This happens at least once a night.

Somehow that's not hard to believe at all.

[Liam]

Not thinking and lighting another cigarette when one's half way done. THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO.

[Moon Beam]

Stupid things?...I've put sugar instead of coffee in the coffee machine.

Oh damn, that was funny, I would probably drink more of it.




My moment in the shade..............

Shoes of my Son in the fridge one morning.


Cool thread

[Moon Beam]

Not thinking and lighting another cigarette when one's half way done. THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO.

Get your ass back in the booze thread where you
belong Sir, I'll meet ya in 5 for a slice of sauce.

[Liam]

Not thinking and lighting another cigarette when one's half way done. THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO.

Get your ass back in the booze thread where you
belong Sir, I'll meet ya in 5 for a slice of sauce.

Yes ma'am.

[Just Mindy]

Not thinking and lighting another cigarette when one's half way done. THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO.

I tried to light a smoke with my razor blade packet earlier.

Didn't work, in case you were wondering.

[Trailblazer]

I worked as a Reservations Agent for a major airline. One morning, after having made several attempts to sign into my computer, I became extremely frustrated that my efforts weren't getting me anywhere. The person next to me (who was laughing hysterically) brought to my attention that I was trying to sign into the phone pad. Should have clocked out right then and there!

[ohsherrie]

Not thinking and lighting another cigarette when one's half way done. THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO.

When I was younger and seriously smoking I used to do that a lot. I'd even have them burning in ashtrays in multiple rooms.

[AR]

Not thinking and lighting another cigarette when one's half way done. THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO.

When I was younger and seriously smoking I used to do that a lot. I'd even have them burning in ashtrays in multiple rooms.

[T-Bone]

We had a complete airhead we went to school with and she was trying to light a cigerette one night. After about 10 seconds of trying (and us laughing hystarically), she realized that she had the wrong end in her mouth What made it worse is that she did that a few other times as well. Then have the nerve to get pissed at us for laughing

[*Laura]

After about 10 seconds of trying (and us laughing hystarically), she realized that she had the wrong end in her mouth

That stinks.Literally.

[Liam]

We had a complete airhead we went to school with and she was trying to light a cigerette one night. After about 10 seconds of trying (and us laughing hystarically), she realized that she had the wrong end in her mouth What made it worse is that she did that a few other times as well. Then have the nerve to get pissed at us for laughing

I've done that a couple of times back when I was smoking weed. It REALLY kills brain cells????????

[conversationpc]

We had a complete airhead we went to school with and she was trying to light a cigerette one night. After about 10 seconds of trying (and us laughing hystarically), she realized that she had the wrong end in her mouth What made it worse is that she did that a few other times as well. Then have the nerve to get pissed at us for laughing

I've never smoked in my life and even I would know that.

[T-Bone]

We had a complete airhead we went to school with and she was trying to light a cigerette one night. After about 10 seconds of trying (and us laughing hystarically), she realized that she had the wrong end in her mouth What made it worse is that she did that a few other times as well. Then have the nerve to get pissed at us for laughing

I also remember a time we were driving somewhere, she put one in her mouth to light, and then got to the corner to turn and she had to shift. She took the cigerette out of her mouth, went through the turn and proceeded to put the lighter up to her mouth. We wouldn't have said anything, but she was making the kissy-face at the lighter and thought she would burn her lip. The cigerette was in her other hand, not in her mouth

[Liam]

We had a complete airhead we went to school with and she was trying to light a cigerette one night. After about 10 seconds of trying (and us laughing hystarically), she realized that she had the wrong end in her mouth What made it worse is that she did that a few other times as well. Then have the nerve to get pissed at us for laughing

I also remember a time we were driving somewhere, she put one in her mouth to light, and then got to the corner to turn and she had to shift. She took the cigerette out of her mouth, went through the turn and proceeded to put the lighter up to her mouth. We wouldn't have said anything, but she was making the kissy-face at the lighter and thought she would burn her lip. The cigerette was in her other hand, not in her mouth

Ok...I can't say THAT'S ever happened to me. How blonde WAS this chick?????

[T-Bone]

Brunette

She was loads of fun and a complete sweetheart, but just airheaded

[Liam]

Brunette

She was loads of fun and a complete sweetheart, but just airheaded

I've KNOWN people like that.

[chf34jmac]

Not my own "DOH" but funny non the less. When I was in health class in high school we were doing sex ed. I was half asleep in the back of the room with my chair leaning up against the wall. One girl in the class raised her hand and asked"if a guy has an orgasm in your bellybutton can you get pregnant?" I fell to the ground laughing. The teacher had to leave the room and you could hear him roaring in the hallway. It was absolutely hysterical.

[ohsherrie]

Not thinking and lighting another cigarette when one's half way done. THAT WAS 10 MINUTES AGO.

When I was younger and seriously smoking I used to do that a lot. I'd even have them burning in ashtrays in multiple rooms.

No shit Ed. I can't believe how cavalier I and my husband used to be(I'm talking 15 - 20 yrs ago) about smoking and the possible consequences. I've smoked since then, but never in my house and only sporatically. I know even that is too much, but I've quit now.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

I was talking to my mom before noon on my cell phone, trying to get ready for a meeting-gathering up the 'stuff' for it, all the while frantically searching for the phone.

I get to the meeting, get the stuff set up, no one is there. no one shows up. I leave. get down the street. the meeting had been reschedule for Friday. doh

I had re-scheduled it myself. double doh.

[ohsherrie]

I was talking to my mom before noon on my cell phone, trying to get ready for a meeting-gathering up the 'stuff' for it, all the while frantically searching for the phone.

I get to the meeting, get the stuff set up, no one is there. no one shows up. I leave. get down the street. the meeting had been reschedule for Friday. doh

I had re-scheduled it myself. double doh.

OMG, I think you and I need to talk. I've finally met a kindred spirit.

[tammy]

I've had those moments in the kitchen...not long ago I baked a cake & as it was in the oven baking & I was cleaning up I saw the eggs on the counter - I had forgotten to add them (actually I was constantly distracted by my little one who insisted on helping & she's pouring things all over the floor, etc.). I pulled the cake out & since it was still soupy I added the eggs. Another time I baked a turkey & forgot to take out the bag with the yuckies inside! We still ate it & it was fine. I've also put the coffee in without a filter.

The other day my husband told me he took a shower, wet his hair & forgot to shampoo! He wondered why his hair felt weird that day.

[Melissa]

I was talking to my mom before noon on my cell phone, trying to get ready for a meeting-gathering up the 'stuff' for it, all the while frantically searching for the phone.

I get to the meeting, get the stuff set up, no one is there. no one shows up. I leave. get down the street. the meeting had been reschedule for Friday. doh

I had re-scheduled it myself. double doh.

I've done that with the phone before too, lol!

My husband has asked me where his keys are.....while holding them, lol.

[SunshineTwilight]

Not my own "DOH" but funny non the less. When I was in health class in high school we were doing sex ed. I was half asleep in the back of the room with my chair leaning up against the wall. One girl in the class raised her hand and asked"if a guy has an orgasm in your bellybutton can you get pregnant?" I fell to the ground laughing. The teacher had to leave the room and you could hear him roaring in the hallway. It was absolutely hysterical.

THAT is priceless!! I had a similar "DOH" moment in junior high school. In science class, we were all asked to read out loud, a paragraph out of our text book. When it came my turn I started reading and came to a sentence that had the word 'organism' in it. I went along reading out loud and instead of saying 'organism' I said 'orgasm'! Everyone in the classroom cracked up and I was thoroughly embarrassed as one of my male friends asked me what I had been doing during lunch!

Needless to say, science class was never the same!