10) I will mess up the lyrics to at least 3 or 4 songs
9) For pre-Escape nostalgists, keyboardist Chad Campbell most closely resembles Gregg Rolie, but without the afro.

7) Bassist Greg Eanes promises to wear his David Byrne suit this weekend. I don't know why.
6) You will get a temporary tattoo from Guitarist Barry Young. If you are female, it will probably be placed somewhere in the breastal region.
5) We will play "Why Can't This Night Go On Forever." I'll do my best with the last impossible wail.
4) The Bluebird is a great venue which hosts hip, national acts. So you won't be stuck in some sports bar or bowling alley while some 50 year old waitress gives you shit about splitting your tab.
3) No wigs.
2) No one in the band will actually try to make you believe they are a member of Journey.
1) Two guitarists = Two times the Neal.
Anyway, hope anyone in the central IN area makes the show tomorrow, give me a shout if you can!