The Best (Unintentional) Anti-Drug Public Service Ad. Ever.

[The_Noble_Cause]

Now go ahead and project whatever you want to into these words.

All I said was u are about as cheerful as an medically administered high colonic or a coffee enema. That's no more projected than you coming in here and presumptively informing me that I never have "anything positive to say about anyone, anywhere, anytime".
So apparently its ok for you to project imaginary attributes onto people, but not for me?
Does you festering hypocrisy know no bounds?

[The_Noble_Cause]

Instead of maybe some clarification as to why you would think the oddness you did, this is what happens.

For the few of u who are comedically impaired I already DID offer clarification saying (and I quote) "Neal and Jon just seemed rather feckless or loopy, for lack of a better term. I wasn't trying to draw attention to any serious underlying issues here."

So what exactly is ur beef again?

Besdies, most people did find the post amusing.
Artthou did. OhSherrie did. Andrew did, too.

They all found it chuckle-worthy. Heck, I just got a pm from Red13Joe that he enjoyed it, too. Time to face reality: you're clearly outnumbered here.

I'll promptly await your sincerest apology along with your obligatory concilliatroy offering of limitless sexual favors.

[The_Noble_Cause]

I asked a couple questions in reply to your odd original post. You do post with the expectation that people will reply, right?

You asked, "Have you ever actually seen/been around druggies?"
(As if you were really so interested to hear of my experiences with drug addicts first hand? )
Spare me the mock sincerity, lady.

Besides, I already answered this question.
So what more exactly do you want?
You asked a question and accordingly, I gave u an answer.
It seems to me that you are merely disgruntled that the answer I gave, was tantamount to a verbal back-handed bitch slap right across ur imperious shit-eating face.

[Red13JoePa]

Wonder if those coffee calonics work.
I've HEARD they do wonders....I'm not a willing gineau pig, though.

[NealIsGod]

It seems to me that you are merely disgruntled that the answer I gave, was tantamount to a verbal back-handed bitch slap right across ur imperious shit-eating face.

Come on.

[Red13JoePa]

It seems to me that you are merely disgruntled that the answer I gave, was tantamount to a verbal back-handed bitch slap right across ur imperious shit-eating face.

Come on.

Well it was at LEAST an E standing 8 count.
The ref didn't stop it yet but...

[The_Noble_Cause]

It seems to me that you are merely disgruntled that the answer I gave, was tantamount to a verbal back-handed bitch slap right across ur imperious shit-eating face.

Come on.

How so?
The fat chick from The Practice entered my thread acting all smug and haugty. She didn't find my joke funny (no crime there) and then proceeded to patronizingly ask if I had even ever met a stoner in my life before.
I rejoindered her question with a stellar comeback and now she's fumed and still reeling from the impact (and apparently so are you).

[NealIsGod]

Dude, this is not one of your finer moments. I suggest you let it go.

[The_Noble_Cause]

Dude, this is not one of your finer moments. I suggest you let it go.

Let "what" go?
What the fuck are you talking about today, dude?
First I get pms sounding like you've gone full-blown homo and now this?

[Red13JoePa]

Aw the Cardinal sin of publicizing pms....


WWIII coming.

[The_Noble_Cause]

Aw the Cardinal sin of publicizing pms....

I didn't publicize it.

Publicizing it would have looked something like this:

just b/c I post MY OPINION of your attempts to puff your chest out for anonymously picking on a woman in the internet.

Oh good heavens. You are as bad as the Perryfucknuts. Now I am picking on LAWoman apparently because of her gender? And, let me guess, you're her Knight in shining armor coming to her aid? Is that it? Man, and they say chivalry is dead. What a cornball mutherfucker.

[Red13JoePa]

LEt's not have 2 regulars brawl.

PLEASE.

[NealIsGod]

Dude, this is not one of your finer moments. I suggest you let it go.

Let "what" go?
What the fuck are you talking about today, dude?
First I get pms sounding like you've gone full-blown homo and now this?

You PMed me FIRST, jackass. And why do you bother PMing if you ANNOUCE IT on the board. I have no desire to bring our stupid disagreement public because NO ONE CARES. But since it involves you, I am sure you think everyone cares.

[The_Noble_Cause]

You PMed me FIRST, jackass.

So? I never denied that.

And why do you bother PMing if you ANNOUCE IT on the board.

Because I am trying to call attention to the fact that you are manifesting irregular uncharacteristic behavior in both this thread and in the pms I received. I think it's indicatory of something greater going on.
Hurry!
Is there a doctor in the house?!

I have no desire to bring our stupid disagreement public because NO ONE CARES. But since it involves you, I am sure you think everyone cares.

Yes, an in-built flaw in the human condition, at times I can be pretty narcissitic and shallow.

[NealIsGod]

You PMed me FIRST, jackass.

So? I never denied that.

Busted. Saying you received PMs from me while conveniently excluding the fact that you started them makes you look good and me bad. Which is what you want. And YOU are calling my PMs "homo" b/c I called you out for picking on a woman? This coming from a man who sounds like Frasier Crane? I think you have that sweater wrapped around your neck too tight.

And why do you bother PMing if you ANNOUCE IT on the board.

Because I am trying to call attention to the fact that you are manifesting irregular uncharacteristic behavior in both this thread and in the pms I received. I think it's indicatory of something greater going on.
Hurry!
Is there a doctor in the house?!

Anyone who reads this thread from the beginning can see who the person who overreacts to benign posts is. Anyone who says anything the least bit negative in response to anything you say gets it with both barrels from you.

I have no desire to bring our stupid disagreement public because NO ONE CARES. But since it involves you, I am sure you think everyone cares.

Yes, an in-built flaw in the human condition, at times I can be pretty narcissitic and shallow.

The underfuckingstatement of the year.

[The_Noble_Cause]

Busted. Saying you received PMs from me while conveniently excluding the fact that you started them makes you look good and me bad.

No, it doesn't. The fact that ur pms were in essence telling me to "leave ur woman alone" is what makes u look...err...wierd, to say the least.

And YOU are calling my PMs "homo" b/c I called you out for picking on a woman?

Hate to break this to you.
You actually might want to have a seat for this.
See, you know all those Perryheads you routinely badger and bust up here?
Yeah, umm, well, they are all women.

This coming from a man who sounds like Frasier Crane? I think you have that sweater wrapped around your neck too tight.

Hey man, it's how they taught me to speak over at Cambridge. They're all snooty long-winded verbose fucks over there. I can't help it.

Anyone who says anything the least bit negative in response to anything you say gets it with both barrels from you.

So basically you're saying that I don't take shit from anyone.
Wow, what an insult.
I'm soooo embarassed.

[jrnyman28]

TNC: SHUT UP!!
You oughta know by now that LA Woman will always speak up for any derogatory remark aimed at Neal. But she did not deserve your attack.
She obviously confused you with Joe, since he is the one that always called her the ambulance chaser. She has taken her share of unfair potshots on this board.
But this little tirade you throw simply because someone stands up to you is ridiculous and boring! So I say again...
SHUT UP!!

[NealIsGod]

That's funny! I said "Stop pickin' on my woman"? I just said blasting her for asking if you know any stoners was picking on a woman using the anonymity of the internet, something a small man would do. If she had said anything at all to prompt an angry response from you, I wouldn't have cared.

And I love how you say I am trying to pick her up, yet I am a homo. Desperate accusations from a DESPERATE "man".

You use highbrow $5 words to try to make people think you are smart. You make sure you slip in "Cambridge" to try to puff yourself up. I have news for you -- I have heard from SEVERAL people already today, who I am sure you think LOVE you (although some are people who you know don't like you - that really narrows it down ), who are telling me they feel the SAME WAY about you. Your style is growing VERY OLD. You are not liked, and not respected.

[The_Noble_Cause]

TNC: SHUT UP!!
You oughta know by now that LA Woman will always speak up for any derogatory remark aimed at Neal. But she did not deserve your attack.

She asked a condescending question, and got a condescending answer. Sounds like fair play to me.

She obviously confused you with Joe, since he is the one that always called her the ambulance chaser.

That's no my problem. I told her upfront that I had never called her an "ambulance chaser" before. She didn't want to hear a word of it.
Oh well. So be it.
I will not be held accountable for her pig-headed obstinance.

But this little tirade you throw simply because someone stands up to you is ridiculous and boring! So I say again...
SHUT UP!!

No one's throwing a tirade. People are posting to me, and accordingly, I am replying back.
Just like I am doing now to u, or does this also meet ur criterion of being a "tirade"?

[sadie65]

TNC is out of line here. Whether or not the clip was funny long ago ceased to be what this thread was all about.

I just don't get all the personal attacks on this board. And asking for trolls to come out...what's the point?

I know you all are capable of good hearted debate. I just wish you did more of it as opposed to trying to turn nearly every thread into who can best who in the put down area.

Going back into lurk mode here.

[NealIsGod]

And asking for trolls to come out...what's the point?

What do you mean?

[jrnyman28]

People are posting to me, and accordingly, I am replying back.

You are not replying back "accordingly", you are completely attacking anyone who disagrees with you. And when you post 4-5 times in a row to the same person, that is a tirade!

[sadie65]

And asking for trolls to come out...what's the point?

What do you mean?

I mean that it's been suggested that certain people who have their own agendas will show up again here. Of course they will...especially with the opening given to them. I guess I just don't see the point, since to me at least, it's obvious that whenever a response is given by one of them, many of you feel this overwhelming need to respond in return. It's a never ending circle jerk that doesn't get anybody anywhere and only gives an audience to the trolls. It's masochistic.

[VH101]

Good stuff! I really enjoyed it. (the video clip, that is)

[NealIsGod]

And asking for trolls to come out...what's the point?

What do you mean?

I mean that it's been suggested that certain people who have their own agendas will show up again here. Of course they will...especially with the opening given to them. I guess I just don't see the point, since to me at least, it's obvious that whenever a response is given by one of them, many of you feel this overwhelming need to respond in return. It's a never ending circle jerk that doesn't get anybody anywhere and only gives an audience to the trolls. It's masochistic.

I see that happened (my bad - oops!) in another thread, but did that happen in this one?

[The_Noble_Cause]

That's funny! I said "Stop pickin' on my woman"? I just said blasting her for asking if you know any stoners was picking on a woman using the anonymity of the internet, something a small man would do.

She was being patronizing. I would've answered with the same ferocity if the comment had been made by a man or woman.

If she had said anything at all to prompt an angry response from you, I wouldn't have cared.

But she was. She was being condescending. Why else would she have asked that?
You truly believe she wanted to hear of my exploits with stoners and junkies?
You poor, poor, lost child.

And I love how you say I am trying to pick her up, yet I am a homo. Desperate accusations from a DESPERATE "man".

Call me whatever you want, I am not the one abusing Andrew's forum system to predatorilly pick out women.

You use highbrow $5 words to try to make people think you are smart. You make sure you slip in "Cambridge" to try to puff yourself up.

This is really the way I talk.
I am sorry if my inexhaustable lexicion and immitable education in someway offends you.

I have news for you -- I have heard from SEVERAL people already today, who I am sure you think LOVE you

Dude, you need a reality check.
This is a message board on the internet. I don't use emotions like LOVE or even LIKE for anyone on here. We're all ciphers. I don't even know you people. I impart my opinions and call it a day. And that's that.

who are telling me they feel the SAME WAY about you. Your style is growing VERY OLD. You are not liked, and not respected.

Like I give two flying shits?
-How very fucking highschool.

[sadie65]

I see that happened (my bad - oops!) in another thread, but did that happen in this one?

Time for me to say my bad. It was the other thread. I sincerely apologize for mixing threads here.

[jrnyman28]

You use highbrow $5 words to try to make people think you are smart. You make sure you slip in "Cambridge" to try to puff yourself up.

This is really the way I talk.
I am sorry if my inexhaustable lexicion and immitable education in someway offends you.

It is as condescending as LAWoman's question to you about the stoners.

[The_Noble_Cause]

You are not replying back "accordingly", you are completely attacking anyone who disagrees with you. And when you post 4-5 times in a row to the same person, that is a tirade!

Bull.
I've seen you post to people like that all the time.
It's just easier to read that way.
I can't believe you would try to condemn me for something I blatantly cribbed from you.

[NealIsGod]

I'm done, unless TNC wants to dust it up again. The defense rests.