I'm retarded

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:09 pm

So, after I admit to you all what I attempted tonight, feel free to bash me and Andrew can lock it if he desires but..

Broken hand and all, I put up lights outside the house for the live in ex, and it looks good. However, seeing that I had 5 strings of red lights, 4 strings of blue, and 6 of the whites, my mind went numb.

I actually scaled on top of the house, onto the roof, and attempted to put the flying scarab in red/white and blue on the roof..Looks pretty damned good, except the ex was moving my belongings out, livid I would attempt such a retarded idea...She had smoke coming out of her ears. As I tried to de-roof myself, I slipped and went tumbling down..Ah, no worries, headed right for the vicodin bottle and washed em down with some tequilia. Kind of difficult with no ladder and one hand.

Anyway, I will try to take a pic and post it.

I am thinking of putting a flashing guitar with an elongated neck on there too.

So, am I BT material or just a whacked out fan?

by **jrnyman28** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:29 pm

R-E-T-A-R-D!!

Dammit, I forgot, we can't use that word. Excuse me, let me try again: Deano, you are an extremely mentally challenged individual. Nah, doesn't have the "ring" to it!

by **Marabelle** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:56 pm

Now I understand why you are the "ex". If that isn't just the stupidest thing to do and then to chase it down with Vicodin. Yeah, why don't you
climb back up there and see what other damage you can do.

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:04 pm

Marabelle wrote:Now I understand why you are the "ex". If that isn't just the stupidest thing to do and then to chase it down with Vicodin. Yeah, why don't you
climb back up there and see what other damage you can do.

Love you too.

by **Marabelle** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:06 pm

by **Angiekay** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:17 pm

I know we are toning it down, but can I post the f**ktard smiley!? Pleasepleasepleaseplease!?

:lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:19 pm

Angiekay wrote:

I know we are toning it down, but can I post the f**ktard smiley!? Pleasepleasepleaseplease!?

Hey no problem Angie. I can poke fun at myself, but it actually looks pretty good.

I have a feeling the good Deano is about to end real soon.

I have my reasons too.

by **Angiekay** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 2:22 pm

Rock'ndeano wrote:
Angiekay wrote:

I know we are toning it down, but can I post the f**ktard smiley!? Pleasepleasepleaseplease!?

Hey no problem Angie. I can poke fun at myself, but it actually looks pretty good.

I have a feeling the good Deano is about to end real soon.

I have my reasons too.

So that means I should get my teasing in now? Seriously, kudos on your no swearing posts, they are SO much nicer to read.

by **classicstyxfan** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:21 pm

Someone alert the author of the Darwin awards books ! :wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:25 pm

classicstyxfan wrote:Someone alert the author of the Darwin awards books !

No kidding..Hey I was just trying to say that I can make fun of myself classic... :wink:

by **classicstyxfan** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:29 pm

Self depreciating humor is the best kind......

by **sadie65** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:19 pm

Never let it be said you don't qualify for the Darwin awards with this one....even if it looks great. And you didn't even have snow on the roof when you de-roofed yourself.

Seriously...you need some non-injury time.

And yes, you are a good sport.

by **NealIsGod** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:48 pm

Damn, we should start calling you Steve-O.

by **ohsherrie** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:01 pm

Good job Sugar, I hope you're OK and can't wait to see the pic.

by **Penny** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 11:54 pm

Yeah, pic will be good. You sound like you're pretty clever with that one good hand. :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 12:01 am

Penny wrote:Yeah, pic will be good. You sound like you're pretty clever with that one good hand.

Hey, I took 5 hours doing this...I was so high on painkillers, I couldn't feel it if King Kong himself bent me over the roof and did me...

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:51 am

Deano Griswold.

by **NealIsGod** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:53 am

Red13JoePa wrote:Deano Griswold.

LOL. I am watching that movie this weekend!

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:57 am

I use the "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas...Merry Christmas...Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Haunakah." on my ans. machine.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:32 am

Penny wrote:Yeah, pic will be good. You sound like you're pretty clever with that one good hand.

Never disatisfied with sex, I'll tell you that, nickel, err penny.

by **Free** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:17 am

Rock'ndeano wrote:So, after I admit to you all what I attempted tonight, feel free to bash me and Andrew can lock it if he desires but..

Broken hand and all, I put up lights outside the house for the live in ex, and it looks good. However, seeing that I had 5 strings of red lights, 4 strings of blue, and 6 of the whites, my mind went numb.

I actually scaled on top of the house, onto the roof, and attempted to put the flying scarab in red/white and blue on the roof..Looks pretty damned good, except the ex was moving my belongings out, livid I would attempt such a retarded idea...She had smoke coming out of her ears. As I tried to de-roof myself, I slipped and went tumbling down..Ah, no worries, headed right for the vicodin bottle and washed em down with some tequilia. Kind of difficult with no ladder and one hand.

Anyway, I will try to take a pic and post it.

I am thinking of putting a flashing guitar with an elongated neck on there too.

So, am I BT material or just a whacked out fan?

Did you say RETAREDED????????????????????????????????

by **Free** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:21 am

By the way, I forgot to say how offended I am.

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:26 am

Well, those are the breaks. Deano has clout around these parts. You don't yet.

by **Free** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:36 am

Red13JoePa wrote:Well, those are the breaks. Deano has clout around these parts. You don't yet.

You obviously didn't get that i was joking.

by **Red13JoePa** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:38 am

You're not a little pissed that you got tarred and feathered for saying the word while Rock laced up and skated off scott free?

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:42 am

Free wrote:Did you say RETAREDED????????????????????????????????

No, I said, Retarded.

by **Free** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:43 am

Red13JoePa wrote:You're not a little pissed that you got tarred and feathered for saying the word while Rock laced up and skated off scott free?

I actually think it's funny that many people are so worked over by the pc people to make an issue of the word.

Tarred and feathered? If you mean I got crap for it, I think I can handle that.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:44 am

sadie65 wrote:Seriously...you need some non-injury time.

No, I need doggie style time. Or missionary time, or over the desk time....you get the idea; I hope

by **Free** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:44 am

Rock'ndeano wrote:
Free wrote:Did you say RETAREDED????????????????????????????????

No, I said, Retarded.

I know. I thought if I spelled it correctly Andrew would KILL me.

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:45 am

It's all good Free, 13 and NIGGSTER

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