Too many big boned girls
At opening night in Camden some of these types were trying to give roses to Augeri. My brother (drunk of course) proceeded to tell one that he (S.A.) would never even look at her because she didn't have enough roses to cover her cellulite. (real charmer that brother of mine)
Just wait until those house fraus start commenting on JSS's wardrobe and other vitally important things like his astrological sign, what color pants he's wearing, etc.
Journey needs to get a butt ugly singer with scars and no hair (only on his back) with numerous piercings. That will stop the madness.

(Sorry, couldn't help myself)