Question: How many Forum Posts in a thread does it take to define what the phrase "true Journey fan" means?
Answer: 1,001
1 to come up with the definition and to post that a definitive definition of "true Journey fan"has been determined.
14 to share similar experiences of what it means to be a "true Journey fan" (Steve P.) and how "true Journey fan" (Steve A.) could have been defined differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of defining "true Journey fan."
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about "true Journey fans."
53 to flame the spell checkers.
106 to write to the forum administrator complaining about the "true Journey fan" discussion and its inappropriateness to this forum.
41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames.
99 to post that this forum is not about how "true Journey fan" is defined and to please take this exchange to private email.
113 to demand that cross posting to other threads about defining "true Journey fan" be stopped.
101 to defend the posting saying that we all could be defined as a "true Journey fan" and therefore the posts **are** relevant to the other threads.
156 to debate whose definition of "true Journey fan" is superior, where to look up the meaning of "true Journey fan," what definition of "true Journey fan" fits the fans on this forum and what definitions are faulty.
27 to post URLs where one can see examples of "true Journey fans."
14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.
3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this forum which makes definitions relevant to this forum.
33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them ALL, and then add "Me Too."
12 to post that they are leaving the forum because they cannot handle the "true Journey fan" controversy.
19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
4 to suggest that posters request a "true Journey fan" FAQ.
1 to propose a new "True Journey Fan Definition" forum.
47 to say this is just what this forum was meant for.
123 posts in favor of the new forum.
*With apologies to the original author and condolences to those who don't see the humor ...