OT - Family Jewels - Hey Andrew!

by **fred_journeyman** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:57 am

Andrew, read your blurb on the first page about Gene's family and his show. Sounds good.

We just got back from a cruise and heading back up through LA, I saw a huge billboard about Family Jewels with Simmons. Made me want to watch it and now after your informal review, I just may. The Osbornes got really annoying after awhile.

by **Clasicrockldy** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:03 am

fred_journeyman wrote:Andrew, read your blurb on the first page about Gene's family and his show. Sounds good.

We just got back from a cruise and heading back up through LA, I saw a huge billboard about Family Jewels with Simmons. Made me want to watch it and now after your informal review, I just may. The Osbornes got really annoying after awhile.

Fred,

I have caught a few of Gene Simmons "Family Jewels". I like it. There was one episode where Gene told his son and his Aunt to plan a surprise party for Shanna (?). Well, she found out about it and turned it around to surprise Gene ! I won't say much more, but boy, was Gene surprised !

And I must say that his son, Nick, is funny. Once while Nick and his sister were sitting on the couch, talking about their dad, Nick came out with that Gene could "sell whores in the middle of a vagina storm." ! I might be paraphrasing what Nick said, but damn, it was funny. :lol:

You have to watch it Fred. I don't think you will be disappointed.

by **Andrew** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:34 am

It's light and fluffy, but fun....and not much could be worse than The Osbournes. 3 morons and a bitch. No thanks...

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:37 am

i might be the only kiss fan to not see an entire episode, i was trying to distance myself so not to be so embarrassed,,,, however, might be genes best move ,

by **Clasicrockldy** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:58 am

Larry,

Go ahead and watch the show. I, myself, don't like KISS, but I think Gene and family have one good show here.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:02 pm

Clasicrockldy wrote:Larry,

Go ahead and watch the show. I, myself, don't like KISS, but I think Gene and family have one good show here.

dont like kiss? how could this be? well thats just nuts,, maybe u need to here psycho cir...... or ,, uhh,, asly....... ok ,, u dont like kiss,, they are a guys band!!!

ace is back ,, and he told u so............

by **Deb** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:28 pm

I have only seen one show, but I thought it was good too. They're more real, way better than the Osbornes! :roll:

by **yak** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:09 pm

I really like this show. The only word The Osbournes know starts with an F. Not this show. It's genuinely funny. And the family is genuinely likeable.

by **fred_journeyman** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:18 pm

I will definitely check it out! Personally, I don't really go in for Reality TV, but this one sounds intriguing.

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:38 pm

Why not start up a show, entitled Melodic Family? Now THAT would good.

An excerpt...

Monker: As soon as Andrew puts out a statement about rules, you break them..Wahhh wahhh
R n D: Fuck off Lady
Tragchick: New perry CD!
HOTS: Cool!
Yak: You get your soap, HOTS?
13: I love Butterfly and Believe
TNC: Believe is nothing more than duplicate, erroneaous, meddling fecies...
NIG: Neal is God, But Chuck Norris is better.
ace: :roll:

MCC620: Steve Augeri is the best frontman in rock
Rockndeano: Shut your hole fatty
Andrew: Dude, enough of the abuse!
Rockndeano: She started..I love you Andrew
Lula: I love JSS
Monker: I see you broke the request from the Modera-
Rockndeano: Shut up Monker
Jon Roxx: Beano, you little twerp
Rockndeano: Ok Pebbles, blow me.
13: Butterfly moves me to tears
Styxman: Avatar is in Belgium
Perryfaithful: The Steve Perry Years!
Escape 79: Who is drinking with me?
Larryfromnextdoor: I am
MoonBeam: You bet your arse I am fella
Rockndeano: Moondog, speak fucking English
Les: What do you do for the band, Deano?
JSS: Hey everybody!?
Journeygal: :oops:

Rockndeano: Slurp slurp slurp
Rubiconman: Toto rules
TNC: No they don't
Monker: The rules specifically state......
Rockndeano: Put a tampon in Monker
NIG: Chuck Norris can take Hezbollah himself
ConservationPC: I love W
Rockndeano: He is retarded
Lula: Don't say that word
Rockndeano: Yes mam.
Escape 79: I am on my fourth Jaegermeister
TNC: I am smoking a giant fatty
Andrew: Move it along folks

by **Clasicrockldy** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:40 pm

Thank god I am not in it ! I don't think I could take the stress ! :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:43 pm

Clasicrockldy wrote:Thank god I am not in it ! I don't think I could take the stress !

sal,,,!!!! i was in it!!! im in print!!!! was funny ,

by **Andrew** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:44 pm

POST OF THE WEEK.

Award is in the mail....

Hilarious!

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:55 pm

That was only the pretaping version...You should see when the real taping goes on.....I have it here..I will post the transcript later.

by **Lula** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:09 pm

Nice job Dean :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:10 pm

Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone :lol:

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:14 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:
Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone

go for it!! tonite!!! geesh,, its dry in texas!!!

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:28 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:
Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone

go for it!! tonite!!! geesh,, its dry in texas!!!

Naw, tonight I am cheating on my GF...She is home, so I invited Rosy Palm over...

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:30 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:
LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:
Lula wrote:Nice job Dean

Wow...You have told me that 4 times this week alone

go for it!! tonite!!! geesh,, its dry in texas!!!

Naw, tonight I am cheating on my GF...She is home, so I invited Rosy Palm over...

oh man,, id pay for rosy tonite,, cant even get a piece of hand in texas!

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:40 pm

Texas?

I love you man, but fuckin Texas? The home of the worlds retard? The Longhorns? Stars? Mavs? TO?

You can have that hot God foresaken dirtball full of necks and Lone Star beer.

I do love San Antonio though.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:42 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:Texas?

I love you man, but fuckin Texas? The home of the worlds retard? The Longhorns? Stars? Mavs? TO?

You can have that hot God foresaken dirtball full of necks and Lone Star beer.

I do love San Antonio though.

-- ill correct u, lonestar light,, hahhahaha,, yea,, u are correct,, san antonio does rock , river walk , great

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:54 pm

You drink light beer, you then are a pussy....

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:59 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:You drink light beer, you then are a pussy....

on this u have busted me ,, i drink light!?? but still , dont u think i might get some p---y? theres always hope???????

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:01 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
on this u have busted me ,, i drink light!?? but still , dont u think i might get some p---y? theres always hope???????

That's why Al invented the internet, right?

by **A Fire Inside** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:03 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:Why not start up a show, entitled Melodic Family? Now THAT would good.

No yours truly?

Well, I'm insulted.

by **larryfromnextdoor** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:04 pm

MR

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