Who's packin'

by **Jeremey fan forever** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:04 pm

This is important for selling concerts and music to the ladies and I don't think it has yet been discussed here. The girls talk about the Augeri wiggle, leather pants, etc., but who has the biggest package? We don't need anymore missteps by this band right now. If one of our boys stuffs that could be a major embarrasment if it were discovered.

by **Clasicrockldy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:07 pm

Hell rap ! I haven't looked at any of the boys packages in ages ! :lol:

by **A Fire Inside** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:07 pm

Perry always had the bulge going on, but in the 70s everyone stuffed so it's hard to say.

I'd rather look at his crotch than the others though.

by **SteveForever** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:07 pm

That's an easy one=NEAL

by **rtz** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:08 pm

This should make for some interesting replies!

I have seen there are many creative people on this forum. Have at it.....

by **Lula** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:13 pm

I'm goin' with Lefty on this one :oops:

by **Shadowsong** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:15 pm

Only the tube socks know for sure
Surely, these men don't need to sing from there crotch
unless of course there's not much song left in there crop

by **Blueskies** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:19 pm

Not biggest but best---STEVE PERRY...it has to be a whole package...talent, look's, sex appeal, stage persona, hair, tail's, communication, voice, body, etc., etc.... :oops:

by **Jeremey fan forever** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:23 pm

thevoicelover wrote:Not biggest but best---STEVE PERRY...it has to be a whole package...talent, look's, sex appeal, stage persona, hair, tail's, communication, voice, body, etc., etc....

Ok, but Perry is out. A lot of fanettes were gaga for the leather pants and the wiggle thing, and now we have JSS. So it seems like in one sense, Jeff's got some big.....(can I say "shoes?") to fill. Well, you know what I mean

by **Blueskies** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:27 pm

rap_still_sucks wrote:
thevoicelover wrote:Not biggest but best---STEVE PERRY...it has to be a whole package...talent, look's, sex appeal, stage persona, hair, tail's, communication, voice, body, etc., etc....

Ok, but Perry is out. A lot of fanettes were gaga for the leather pants and the wiggle thing, and now we have JSS. So it seems like in one sense, Jeff's got some big.....(can I say "shoes?") to fill. Well, you know what I mean

Then if it's between just those 2....JSS win's, hand's down...never cared for Augeri, personally! Wow! Jon Bon Jovi is on Larry King right now! He's still hot as hell!!!

by **Clasicrockldy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:52 pm

Shadowsong wrote:Only the tube socks know for sure

Oh hell, I thought they used salamis ! :lol:

by **Clasicrockldy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:13 pm

This topic has reminded me of something from along time ago............

Now this is going to date me some, but here it goes.

Way back then in Rock and Roll, there was this one chick who would make plaster casts of Rock Stars........ ummmmmm erections. :shock:

I wonder what ever happened to her......... and to the plaster casts !

by **Shadowsong** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:14 pm

Salami
No wonder they drew alot of flys

I digress
I guess
Some needed more enhancement than others

Perhaps you are thinking of Tom Jones
Heard he's stuffed everything
Poor guy when he unzipped his fly to go wee wee
all of the evidence fell into the comode...

:lol:

by **Deb** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:40 pm

[quote="thevoicelover]Jon Bon Jovi is on Larry King right now! He's still hot as hell!!!

[/quote]

Damn rights he is! Smokin hot!

LMAO and about the packages, SP's may not have looked as big as Neals but it was better. SP - all meat, Neal looked like more potato than meat! :lol:

by **Clasicrockldy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:44 pm

Now I think I remember the name of that chick who would do plaster casts of Rock Star's erections......... Cindy Plaster Caster I think is her name. Can you imagine going thru the rest of your life with that name? :lol:

by **Shadowsong** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:48 pm

I'd rather leave that to the imagination
as I think its kind of private
but I guess that's rock & roll

by **Clasicrockldy** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:02 pm

Well, Shadow, Cynthia Plaster Caster has her own website with a list of who she has successfully casted, one of them being Ansley Dunbar of Journey ! :shock:

Here is a link to her website. Definitly not for kids ! :lol:

http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/

by **mack** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:51 pm

If they want a great substitue until Augeri gets better, why don't they give HUGO a tryout.
As great a singer as Soto is, he is not right for this band.
At least give the fans the sound they want until Steve can come back. It will make for a great show.
HUGO is definitely the guy for this, he is doing a Journey tribute band now. Check out his website at journeyshow.com
It would be a story just like the movie Rockstar, guy gets to live out a dream.
(Soto could appreciate a story like that)

by **ArnelRox** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:44 pm

rap_still_sucks wrote:This is important for selling concerts and music to the ladies and I don't think it has yet been discussed here. The girls talk about the Augeri wiggle, leather pants, etc., but who has the biggest package? We don't need anymore missteps by this band right now. If one of our boys stuffs that could be a major embarrasment if it were discovered.

U know I have to chime here! TVL called me a freaky perv, AFI called me this boards strumpet. I wear those labels well. (Wish I could change my login to JRNYStrumpet actually- thanks AFI!)

If we could choose from past & present, I might have to say Rolie closely seconded by Perry. Perry has more sex appeal for me all told.

Current lineup: I have to say Neal. He is always packin' when I see them live. JSS wears baggier pants so I cant tell for sure. But he has the sex appeal atm for sure. Ive always liked Neal's bod & his package. But his face leaves me wantin' (sorry NIG) & he looks too "constipated" sometimes on stage. What comes out of his guitar is sexier than hell but the faces are a turn-off IMHO.

by **A Fire Inside** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:19 am

Cynthia sells some models:
http://www.cynthiapcaster.org/casts/c_s ... thumbs.htm

by **ArnelRox** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:38 am

A Fire Inside wrote:Cynthia sells some models:
http://www.cynthiapcaster.org/casts/c_s ... thumbs.htm

I talked w/this woman in Chicago (I think she lives/lived there). She is hysterical. She is always anxious to find more "stars" to cast. JSS are u interested? :lol:

by **treetopovskaya** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:46 am

jss doesn't need to show his "package" to be sexy... he just is. };C) keep wearing the "baggy" pants jeff! }:C))

by **ArnelRox** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:46 am

treetopovskaya wrote:jss doesn't need to show his "package" to be sexy... he just is. };C) keep wearing the "baggy" pants jeff! }:C))

So u wouldn't want to see a plaster cast of his "package" then?

by **A Fire Inside** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:48 am

JourneyRox wrote:
treetopovskaya wrote:jss doesn't need to show his "package" to be sexy... he just is. };C) keep wearing the "baggy" pants jeff! }:C))

So u wouldn't want to see a plaster cast of his "package" then?

Takes away some of the mystery...

by **ArnelRox** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:06 am

A Fire Inside wrote:
JourneyRox wrote:
treetopovskaya wrote:jss doesn't need to show his "package" to be sexy... he just is. };C) keep wearing the "baggy" pants jeff! }:C))

So u wouldn't want to see a plaster cast of his "package" then?

Takes away some of the mystery...

True. And it could add or detract from battery sales. :lol:

MR

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