Rockn'deano wrote:Monker wrote:Rockn'deano wrote:No. I met people, posted my name, address, phone number, everything. I am all about honesty. You fucking sick cocksmokes hide...
All about honesty? You said you wrote speeches, or whatever, at the Whitehouse. The only one I can imagine you writing was that one about "I never had sexual relations with that woman..." speech. Because it was all about sex, and was all a lie.
No. I WAS a speechwriter at the Whitehouse.
Absolutely true.
A speech written by Dean for Clinton:
I have heard a lot about this "contract with America" that the Republicans have been promoting. What a bunch of fucking retards they are. The only contract they will make with you is to gaurantee you a nice butt-fuck. They don't give a damn about you. All they want is your money and more power. They're a bunch of mindless fucking bastards. Just listen to this Gingrich asshole. All he does is repeat the same shit over and over again. In fact, I think he's a some kinda cyborg...and I got tapes to prove it. I matched up the vocals on them and they are all exactly the same. I discovered his secret and I'm gonna make sure everybody knows about it.
So you have a choice, America. Vote Democrats into congress...or the cyborg bastards who want to fuck in you the ass. I believe their is only one real choice.
Thank you, and God bless America. Unless you are a cyborg...then you can go fuck yourself.