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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:31 pm

Moon Beam wrote:Suite you are so full of shit.
You have so to seen The Ron man
:lol:


No way!! Really! I try to stay away from really ACKY guys in porn. Even though most are ACK, at least I can tolerate watching a few!

I'm in a huge discussion with one of my "friends" about how women are faking something. I know one of the movies women were totally faking and in another one it was totally real.
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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:32 pm

verslibre wrote:
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:THANKS ALOT - LOL

I have to quick look at my pictures I posted!! REAL FAST!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, c'mon...what a nice tasteful pic of the Ronster...and with a message, to boot! :lol:


Yeah, thanks again, you're a SWEETHEART!!! :wink:
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Postby Angiekay » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:34 pm



Weird. I opened this thread and all I could hear was this cheesy 70's music....

Baum chicka baum baum....








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Postby ArnelRox » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:34 pm

verslibre wrote:Not a fan of the "Hedgehog," eh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Google'd this just for you!

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Oh u are just horrible. Dig the freaking URL "helpinganimals.com". Sick. I'm home sick & u do this to me. :evil:
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:34 pm

Escape79 wrote:
arrivalrules wrote:
This thread really IS a ticking time bomb isn't it.


Yes, it's pushing the envelope a bit. :lol:

The Penthouse letters were always cool. Of course they would be ruined if we knew who was really writing them.


Yea...that's why I didn't read the articals...just loked at the pics. OH WAIT...I mean Vice-Versa. :lol:


You mean, "articles" right?
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Postby verslibre » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:35 pm

What a storied career! Google rocks! :D

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/ron-jeremy/

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RON JEREMY

THE HEDGEHOG

TIMELINE


12 Mar 1953 Ron Jeremy Hyatt born, Queens NY.

1970 "It wasn't screwing... We didn't go all the way, but I did come in my shorts. I was 14. The girl was Margie... My first screw took place at age 17 in Littleneck in an alley beside a school. Same girl, Margie."

1971 Graduated Cardoza High School, Brooklyn NY.

c. 1976 Masters degree, Special Education, Queens College.

1977 Stars in adult film Heatwave.

Oct 1978 Jeremy and his 9" schlong appear in Playgirl. "It was one of the first erections they ever had. Now I'd be lucky to get a centerfold in Field and Stream."

1992 "What would happen if a porno film crew went to Florida to shoot a movie about giant fish-monster rapists at the same time that a beautiful brunette ichthyologist was studying suspicious giant fish monsters off the coast and outer-space aliens were disguising themselves as giant fish monsters so they could invade local topless bars and suck the guts out of wet T-shirt models?" Answer: They Bite.

1994 Directs John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut, best selling porno of the 1990's

13 Oct 1995 Susan Faludi tries to tear Jeremy a new asshole in her essay The Money Shot, published in the New Yorker. Al Goldstein: "Ron Jeremy would never have gotten laid if producers had not paid women to have sex with him."

1997 Creative consultant for film Boogie Nights.

2001 Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy.
"Heer's ta swimmen wid bowlegged wimmen!"
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Postby ArnelRox » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:38 pm

SMB we really ruined it here. The men tho't they'd have this thread all to themselves. Ha ha ha. Girls get the last laugh once again. :P
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Postby verslibre » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:41 pm

Oh, yeah?? :lol:



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Postby Liam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:46 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
arrivalrules wrote:
This thread really IS a ticking time bomb isn't it.


Yes, it's pushing the envelope a bit. :lol:

The Penthouse letters were always cool. Of course they would be ruined if we knew who was really writing them.


Yea...that's why I didn't read the articals...just loked at the pics. OH WAIT...I mean Vice-Versa. :lol:


You mean, "articles" right?


Yup...but I ALSO meant "Looked" but I'm drunk. :lol:
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Postby ArnelRox » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:49 pm

Escape79 wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
arrivalrules wrote:
This thread really IS a ticking time bomb isn't it.


Yes, it's pushing the envelope a bit. :lol:

The Penthouse letters were always cool. Of course they would be ruined if we knew who was really writing them.


Yea...that's why I didn't read the articals...just loked at the pics. OH WAIT...I mean Vice-Versa. :lol:


You mean, "articles" right?


Yup...but I ALSO meant "Looked" but I'm drunk. :lol:


I was gonna ask how you "loked" the pix but I figured I'd better leave that one alone. :D
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Postby Liam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:50 pm

JourneyRox wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:
Escape79 wrote:
arrivalrules wrote:
This thread really IS a ticking time bomb isn't it.


Yes, it's pushing the envelope a bit. :lol:

The Penthouse letters were always cool. Of course they would be ruined if we knew who was really writing them.


Yea...that's why I didn't read the articals...just loked at the pics. OH WAIT...I mean Vice-Versa. :lol:


You mean, "articles" right?


Yup...but I ALSO meant "Looked" but I'm drunk. :lol:


I was gonna ask how you "loked" the pix but I figured I'd better leave that one alone. :D


Well I ended up "LOCKING" the pages and.....uh oh NEVERMIND. :lol:
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Postby Deb » Fri Aug 25, 2006 2:53 pm

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:These aren't porn pictures, I don't know if the ones I have would be allowed on here, but here's a few hot guys and I love these pictures. :shock:

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Is that first one Mathew McConaughey? Now were talkin! LOL, panties hummin' now! :lol:


Ron Jeremy? Now that's gross! :?
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Postby ArnelRox » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:25 pm

strungout wrote: panties hummin' now! :lol:


OMG u even made me blush. :oops:
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:42 pm

Angiekay wrote:

Weird. I opened this thread and all I could hear was this cheesy 70's music....

Baum chicka baum baum....



Oh fuck .....stop girl......I'm dying here :lol: :lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:46 pm

verslibre wrote:Oh, yeah?? :lol:



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Ok......exactly what part of THEY WERE PAID didn't you get?
Give me a grand or two and I'll grab his shlong to!
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:47 pm

Oh I forgot to add
:lol: :lol:
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Postby ArnelRox » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:50 pm

Moon Beam wrote:
verslibre wrote:Oh, yeah?? :lol:



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Ok......exactly what part of THEY WERE PAID didn't you get?
Give me a grand or two and I'll grab his shlong to!


C'mon Moonie girl. It's 9 inches. Admit it. U'd take a grab for a coupla hundred. J/K :D
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Postby RedWingFan » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:50 pm

Moon Beam wrote:My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"

Don't believe you! Prove it! PM me :D
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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:50 pm

ACK, I really have to get that Ron pictures out of my head.

Here are just a few more that I stumbled on - :wink:

I just love these bodies, especially the first 2 !! I'm trying to keep these clean so I cropped them!! :D


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Postby RedWingFan » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:54 pm

You girls do realize all these guys so gay that they could sing for WHAM! Don't you?
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Postby Deb » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:55 pm

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:ACK, I really have to get that Ron pictures out of my head.

Here are just a few more that I stumbled on - :wink:

I just love these bodies, especially the first 2 !! I'm trying to keep these clean so I cropped them!! :D


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LOL, nope too preppy-lookin'. Bring back McConaughey! :lol:
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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:56 pm

Raiderfan wrote:

You girls do realize all these guys so gay that they could sing for WHAM! Don't you?

Thanks for pointing that out - LOL

Not all of them, they still have GREAT bodies!!! Real great bodies, really nice bodies, nice hard abs, great bodies!!
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:57 pm

RaiderFan wrote:You girls do realize all these guys so gay that they could sing for WHAM! Don't you?


Fuck, I want that body. Call me gay, but Goddammit. Why would a good looking dude look at another dudes hairy ass and find love?

I mean, shit. IF you either have money or are hot, you could score hot chicks. But nooooooo....Hot dudes want dicks up their asses.

I can't figure it out.
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:58 pm

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C'mon Moonie girl. It's 9 inches. Admit it. U'd take a grab for a coupla hundred. J/K :D

Like sheet I would.....hubby paid me more than that to get to Cali.
And there was no touching involved..just me saying I am taking
a vacation my dear.
(okay I so embellished a wee bit on the no touching hubby, I married him)
Still.......I would not touch Ron J for a coupla hundred.
Pul-eeeeeeeease :roll:
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Postby Liam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:59 pm

I'm goin' back to the Booze Thread. After the pics I posted...nothin' left for me. :lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:00 pm

RaiderFan wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"

Don't believe you! Prove it! PM me :D


Real smooth and unique....... :lol:
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Postby SuiteMadameBlue » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:01 pm

Escape79 wrote:I'm goin' back to the Booze Thread. After the pics I posted...nothin' left for me. :lol:



Awwww, you don't have to go. Fine, I won't post anymore pictures! 8)

I need to go to bed soon anyway. I have to check a few things out -
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Postby ArnelRox » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:06 pm

Moon Beam wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"

Don't believe you! Prove it! PM me :D


Real smooth and unique....... :lol:


Moonie, time to mess w/these boys big time. I'm a natural D too. :P
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Postby Moon Beam » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:35 pm

JourneyRox wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"

Don't believe you! Prove it! PM me :D


Real smooth and unique....... :lol:


Moonie, time to mess w/these boys big time. I'm a natural D too. :P



Cool let's go lady.
You wanna tell the first story or should I
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Postby RedWingFan » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:40 pm

Moon Beam wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"

Don't believe you! Prove it! PM me :D


Real smooth and unique....... :lol:


Yeah, I'm known for my smoothieness :D
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