The Porn Thread

by **Barb** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:41 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:but Goddammit. Why would a good looking dude look at another dudes hairy ass and find love?

by **Shadowsong** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:16 pm

verslibre wrote:What a storied career! Google rocks!

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/ron-jeremy/

Hey, "This is Al's"

RON JEREMY

THE HEDGEHOG

TIMELINE

13 Oct 1995 Susan Faludi tries to tear Jeremy a new asshole in her essay The Money Shot, published in the New Yorker. Al Goldstein: "Ron Jeremy would never have gotten laid if producers had not paid women to have sex with him."

Well, the entertainment value of the thread has hit bottom...

Porn cat fights... :evil:

Al Goldstein Publishes Screw for Blue Moon Productions or was it Midnight Blue?///

Now the only thing sadder than RJ is AG.
He shouldn't talk because if he didn;t have any money
he wouldn;t get laid either...

by **Just Mindy** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 9:05 pm

strungout wrote:
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:These aren't porn pictures, I don't know if the ones I have would be allowed on here, but here's a few hot guys and I love these pictures.

Is that first one Mathew McConaughey? Now were talkin! LOL, panties hummin' now!

Ron Jeremy? Now that's gross!

Agree with you on both points :lol:

Nice pic

by AR » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:11 pm

Nice to wake up and see the monster that I created is alive and well and at 4 pages. :lol:

Old school rocks! Christy looked totally amazing in Savage Fury...she was all of 19 when she filmed that, I think. That film will never surface on DVD because it was banned due to its subject matter (read: "story").

Kristara Barrington (obviously not her real name, she was an Asian/Pacific Islander mix) was ssssssmokin' hot...she disappeared quickly, though. Apparently she made enough moola to save up to go to veterinary college!

Kristara Barrington I think was in a movie called "Oriental Jade" which is a fine, fine film.

So there is a Christy movie that's now unavailable? Damn, now I will have to try and find it.

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Aug 25, 2006 11:55 pm

arrivalrules wrote:Nice to wake up and see the monster that I created is alive and well and at 4 pages.

Old school rocks! Christy looked totally amazing in Savage Fury...she was all of 19 when she filmed that, I think. That film will never surface on DVD because it was banned due to its subject matter (read: "story").

Kristara Barrington (obviously not her real name, she was an Asian/Pacific Islander mix) was ssssssmokin' hot...she disappeared quickly, though. Apparently she made enough moola to save up to go to veterinary college!

Kristara Barrington I think was in a movie called "Oriental Jade" which is a fine, fine film.

So there is a Christy movie that's now unavailable? Damn, now I will have to try and find it.

Don't tell me your porn collection rivals your boot collection! :lol:

How long before this thread overtakes The Booze Thread?

by **SuiteMadameBlue** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:40 am

NealIsGod wrote:
How long before this thread overtakes The Booze Thread?

It will depend on how my weekend goes, if I have a "great" weekend, you can look forward to a few pages of posts just from me :wink:

by **Moon Beam** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:46 am

Just wondering if our fearless leader has made an appearance
around here yet.....Oh Wombat

:lol:

Oh ya Niggy this bitch has at least a 25 page life span
but I would love to see it go as far as the beloved booze thread.

by AR » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:18 am

Don't tell me your porn collection rivals your boot collection!

No. not even close - unfortunately. I'll have to do something to rectify that situation.

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:40 am

Hmmm... this thread needs a kickstart...

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:39 am

This thread is getting limp. Where's a fluffer when you need one? :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:42 am

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
How long before this thread overtakes The Booze Thread?

It will depend on how my weekend goes, if I have a "great" weekend, you can look forward to a few pages of posts just from me

No way! You are gettin some, Laurie? I don't mean battery operated either.

I want details.

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 6:44 am

Rockn'deano wrote:
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:
How long before this thread overtakes The Booze Thread?

It will depend on how my weekend goes, if I have a "great" weekend, you can look forward to a few pages of posts just from me

No way! You are gettin some, Laurie? I don't mean battery operated either.

I want details.

What happened to the nickname you gave her? Suitemuchdongs? :lol:

That's in the MR.com HOF.

by **verslibre** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:07 am

by **Aaron** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:41 pm

This can go nowhere good (at least for me). I'm going through a divorce and you've found my weakness. As Mac would say ... e-bloody-nuff already!

JourneyRox wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:
RaiderFan wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:My tits are way better than all those silicone
beauties because I am a natural "D"

Don't believe you! Prove it! PM me

Real smooth and unique.......

Moonie, time to mess w/these boys big time. I'm a natural D too.

by **Moon Beam** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:56 pm

Awwwww poor man I feel for you
in this sad time in your life.
But chin up fella maybe you'll meet a girl like us with
real nice size "D"'s :wink:

by **Aaron** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:04 pm

Moonie,

Thanks for the note. I'm doing ok. The one going away has a nice set of D's so I'm thinking double "D"elightful for the next one.

Now, please change the subject.

L8r,

Aaron

Moon Beam wrote:Awwwww poor man I feel for you
in this sad time in your life.
But chin up fella maybe you'll meet a girl like us with
real nice size "D"'s

by **Shadowsong** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:44 pm

You can ring ring ring
ring my bell
Talking bout Mr Thai man

My favorite porn star male is/was John Leslie
He was goodlooking and could act & was classy
I believe he was a shakesperian trained actor

I like porn
rented in in late 80's early 90's
I haven't watched a porn in about 10 years but
Don;t see anything wrong with it
except it's a hazardous job....
:lol:

Still on the other hand
I think the body is sacred
and on the highest level should only be shared with a true love...

by **verslibre** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:58 pm

Shadowsong wrote:My favorite porn star male is/was John Leslie
He was goodlooking and could act & was classy
I believe he was a shakesperian trained actor

Oh, man...now that dude was a staple of the '80s! Yeah, he was around in the '70s and '90s, but mostly the '80s. Doesn't he just direct/produce, now? He got started in porn pretty late (his 30's).

Some porn folk have backgrounds that make you wonder why they ever got into the industry. Asia Carrera is a member of Mensa and performed piano concertos at Carnegie Hall when she was just 13 and/or 14. She already had a career in classical music laid out for her. I guess fukn-4-dollars is waaaay more fulfilling!! :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:10 pm

Get your porn star name here. Be sure to click "BBCode" so you can post the results. Here's mine...

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Larry Loverod

What's Your Porn Star Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:12 pm

According to Howard, take your middle name and your street name, combine them, and there ya go.

by **Rockindeano** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:13 pm

It named me,

Biggus Dickus.

by **NealIsGod** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 11:13 pm

Rockn'deano wrote:According to Howard, take your middle name and your street name, combine them, and there ya go.

What if you're homeless? :lol:

by **ArnelRox** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:39 am

Rockn'deano wrote:According to Howard, take your middle name and your street name, combine them, and there ya go.

No it's the name of the first street u ever lived on. Not ur current street dufus.

by **ArnelRox** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:40 am

JourneyRox wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:According to Howard, take your middle name and your street name, combine them, and there ya go.

No it's the name of the first street u ever lived on. Not ur current street.

Actually wait it's the name of ur 1st pet & the name of the 1st street u ever lived on.

by **ArnelRox** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:41 am

Rockn'deano wrote:It named me,

Biggus Dickus.

I'm Ivana Hump Alot.

Hey that suits me. :lol:

by **NealIsGod** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:43 am

Rockn'deano wrote:It named me,

Biggus Dickus.

Insert joke here.

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:57 am

NealIsGod wrote:Get your porn star name here. Be sure to click "BBCode" so you can post the results. Here's mine...

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Larry Loverod

What's Your Porn Star Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

Albino Kitty here :wink:

by **Just Mindy** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:10 am

journeygal wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Get your porn star name here. Be sure to click "BBCode" so you can post the results. Here's mine...

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Larry Loverod

What's Your Porn Star Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

Albino Kitty here

OK...since you posted yours...allow me to introduce myself:

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Honey Caves

What's Your Porn Star Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:17 am

MSR wrote:Honey Caves

What's Your Porn Star Name?

I don't why, but I just got aroused.

by **Just Mindy** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:28 am

Rockn'deano wrote:
MSR wrote:Honey Caves

What's Your Porn Star Name?

I don't why, but I just got aroused.

The powers of changing your name :shock:

MR

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