Journey needs a fat old ugly singer!

by AR » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:34 pm

I'm already sick of the JSS worship. Same as I was with the Augeri stuff. And why anyone thinks the very talented pelican who fronted the band was good looking I'll never know.

This should be the new face of Journey!

Ok, I am now officially loaded. :lol:

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:37 pm

arrivalrules wrote:I'm already sick of the JSS worship. Same as I was with the Augeri stuff. And why anyone thinks the very talented pelican who fronted the band was good looking I'll never know.

This should be the new face of Journey!

Ok, I am now officially loaded.

It's a good thing I look like that...I CAN FRONT JOURNEY NOW. Move Over JSS. j/k :lol:

by AR » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:38 pm

I kid of course. :lol:

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:41 pm

arrivalrules wrote:I kid of course.

Same here, bro....I'm pretty toasted myself. :lol:

by **Milos** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:48 pm

That’s pretty damn funny. I think you're on to something here.

Seriously though, I seem to remember that when Augeri joined the band, everyone referred to him as “the imposter”. It wasn’t exactly a love-fest for him at first. If Jeff is getting an overabundance of positive feedback so soon, then he’s off to a better start than Augeri was in the beginning.

by AR » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:50 pm

Jeff probably hates my guts. He happened to be online when I started this thread. Fortunately he has a sense of humor. Hoping to get my Skrapp Mettle CD autographed if I can make the Atlantic City show. :lol:

by **Clasicrockldy** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:52 pm

arrivalrules.............

I got my "Eyes In Burbank" boot signed by JSS............... tonite !

by AR » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:53 pm

arrivalrules.............

I got my "Eyes In Burbank" boot signed by JSS............... tonite !

Very cool! How was the show? Setlist?

by **Glenn** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:57 pm

Clasicrockldy wrote:arrivalrules.............

I got my "Eyes In Burbank" boot signed by JSS............... tonite !

Review!

Jeff....If you are reading this...Come back to Texas !!!!!!!!

Neal forgot to sign my Soul Sirkus cd dammit!

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:58 pm

Clasicrockldy wrote:arrivalrules.............

I got my "Eyes In Burbank" boot signed by JSS............... tonite !

Hey Clasic...if you could...could ya upload it to yousendit or something. Love to hear at least a sample. :-)

by **Clasicrockldy** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:58 pm

I have a thread up already arrivalrules. I didn't write the setlist because I was rocking out !

Yeah, it was cool of him to do that. Actually he signed two. Jeff didn't know that "Eyes" was out as a boot ! I say he was surprised to hear that !

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:01 pm

JSS Rocks! wrote:
Clasicrockldy wrote:arrivalrules.............

I got my "Eyes In Burbank" boot signed by JSS............... tonite !

Review!

Jeff....If you are reading this...Come back to Texas !!!!!!!!

Neal forgot to sign my Soul Sirkus cd dammit!

THANK YOU. JSS, Talk to managment about playing Texas World Speedway here in College Station. The Stones played here a few years back and sold out within a few hours. I have NO DOUBT that y'all and Leppard could do the same. :-)

Only thing is....ALL OF THE MR POSTERS HAVE TO COME HERE. I'll take y'all to Northgate and get ya ALL fucked up. :lol:

by **Clasicrockldy** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:05 pm

Liam,

I will have to do the yousendit tomorrow. I am on dialup and my cable internet provider, who lives downstairs, is sleeping. I don't want to wake him up ! :lol:

by AR » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:06 pm

I think this is the funniest thread title if I do say so myself.

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:07 pm

Clasicrockldy wrote:Liam,

I will have to do the yousendit tomorrow. I am on dialup and my cable internet provider, who lives downstairs, is sleeping. I don't want to wake him up !

That's messed up. BUT, I love it. :lol:

by AR » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:08 pm

I should add that the singer should not only be fat, old, and ugly, but should also have a disturbing case of adult acne. And maybe a 3rd limb somewhere or something.

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:11 pm

arrivalrules wrote:I should add that the singer should not only be fat, old, and ugly, but should also have a disturbing case of adult acne. And maybe a 3rd limb somewhere or something.

Ok, Ok...I hear what you're sayin' and I'm STILL in. :lol:

by AR » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:26 pm

See just think about it. No more "What color pants threads". A hideous monster that scares the hell out of the MILFS and keg leggers. Just sings his ass off and that's it. We can do this! Someone is out there. Or we can feed JSS a ton of donuts.....

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:27 pm

arrivalrules wrote:See just think about it. No more "What color pants threads". A hideous monster that scares the hell out of the MILFS and keg leggers. Just sings his ass off and that's it. We can do this! Someone is out there. Or we can feed JSS a ton of donuts.....

Kinda like the guitar player for Kansas. :lol:

by **A Fire Inside** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:46 pm

You know some fans will find ANYONE attractive if they're singing... look at Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger.

by **Liam** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:47 pm

A Fire Inside wrote:You know some fans will find ANYONE attractive if they're singing... look at Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger.

I'd rather not. :lol:

by **ArnelRox** » Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:31 pm

Escape79 wrote:
A Fire Inside wrote:You know some fans will find ANYONE attractive if they're singing... look at Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger.

I'd rather not.

Me either. Yuck. Altho I'll look at Joe Perry any day. Must be something about "Perry" that does it for me.

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:49 am

arrivalrules wrote:Journey needs a fat old ugly singer!

Hey, why the hell not?
Seems to be working plenty fine for Toto.

j/k Bobby's the fucking man! (morbidly obese as he may be).

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:55 am

arrivalrules wrote:I should add that the singer should not only be fat, old, and ugly, but should also have a disturbing case of adult acne. And maybe a 3rd limb somewhere or something.

I have a third limb....I look like a fuckin tripod.

by **conversationpc** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:57 am

arrivalrules wrote:I'm already sick of the JSS worship. Same as I was with the Augeri stuff. And why anyone thinks the very talented pelican who fronted the band was good looking I'll never know.

This should be the new face of Journey!

Ok, I am now officially loaded.

Looks like Avatar's dad.

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:58 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
arrivalrules wrote:Journey needs a fat old ugly singer!

Hey, why the hell not?
Seems to be working plenty fine for Toto.

j/k Bobby's the fucking man! (morbidly obese as he may be).

Fucking another lipper...Get that fat, short haired Ron Jeremy off my screen dude.

by **joybringer1** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:06 am

arrivalrules wrote:I'm already sick of the JSS worship. Same as I was with the Augeri stuff. And why anyone thinks the very talented pelican who fronted the band was good looking I'll never know.

This should be the new face of Journey!

Ok, I am now officially loaded.

I thought I knew that face from somewhere - it's Av's younger, better-looking brother!

by **fred_journeyman** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:26 am

arrivalrules wrote:This should be the new face of Journey!

Wait, isn't he under contract with LucasFilms? I doubt that George would let him go...

by **Big J** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:37 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Oliva

/Big Sav fan, so just kidding, of course.

by **conversationpc** » Tue Aug 29, 2006 4:53 am

Big J wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Oliva

/Big Sav fan, so just kidding, of course.

Jon Oliva is a cool guy who's been through a heck of a lot of crap in his life. He is a big dude, though.

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