Journey needs a fat old ugly singer!

[Big J]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Oliva

/Big Sav fan, so just kidding, of course.

Jon Oliva is a cool guy who's been through a heck of a lot of crap in his life. He is a big dude, though.

Oh I know. But it can't be denied, and as a fat ugly dude myself, I think I can say it. Dude's fat and ugly. And he's been around a few years, so he's old too.

[Big J]

Perish the thought of a BT wackjob finding me in any way riveting. Maybe Neal oughta get one of them to sing. I mean, I like big girls. But I'm not running a dairy here.

[Carlitto H@kk]

What about The Loaf???


He can sing, he 'dresses up' AND, not only can he WIGGLE but,
He can JIGGLE too!
Could you imagine a big, over-the-top, monster Meatloaf version of DSB???
That'd be one Journey remake I'd like to hear... as long as Neal gets to shred on it

[Big J]

the very talented pelican

Just felt this needed it's proper due. That's way fucking funny.

[Big J]

What about The Loaf???


He can sing, he 'dresses up' AND, not only can he WIGGLE but,
He can JIGGLE too!
Could you imagine a big, over-the-top, monster Meatloaf version of DSB???
That'd be one Journey remake I'd like to hear... as long as Neal gets to shred on it

The quiver's always bugged me. You know that quiver in his voice? Bugs me.

You know what else bugs me? When he made his comebacka few years back, he of course had a chick singing with him, as before. See the video, chick's just incredibly hot. Wanktastic. And she's in all the videos...wow, who is this broad, those pipes and looks like that.

She's a fucking model, some broad they hired. The voice is the same chick from the 70's who probably pushing a deuce and a quarter now. Pissed me off royally.

[Rockindeano]

Hey, if Augeri could sing like Loaf, I would NEVER complain. Loaf has pipes.

[Carlitto H@kk]

Hey, if Augeri could sing like Loaf, I would NEVER complain. Loaf has pipes.

Fuck yea he does... And that fat bastard is an icon to all of us 'plump' fellows; man pulled some serious ass in his day!

[RedWingFan]

What about The Loaf???


He can sing, he 'dresses up' AND, not only can he WIGGLE but,
He can JIGGLE too!
Could you imagine a big, over-the-top, monster Meatloaf version of DSB???
That'd be one Journey remake I'd like to hear... as long as Neal gets to shred on it

The quiver's always bugged me. You know that quiver in his voice? Bugs me.

You know what else bugs me? When he made his comebacka few years back, he of course had a chick singing with him, as before. See the video, chick's just incredibly hot. Wanktastic. And she's in all the videos...wow, who is this broad, those pipes and looks like that.

She's a fucking model, some broad they hired. The voice is the same chick from the 70's who probably pushing a deuce and a quarter now. Pissed me off royally.

Actually it's not the same chick from the 70's. That chick went on to play the blond chick on "Night Court" for the first season or 2, before being replaced by the hot blond chick that helped that show get popular. The chick who sings w/ Meatloaf is pretty hot herself (she's has brown hair and is stacked, nowhere near a deuce and a quarter!) I took my wife to see Meatloaf his last couple of tours. The concerts were good but he drags out a 12 minute song into an 18 minute song. I'm sitting there thinking just get on to the next song. He has a big enough catalogue, coulda easily fit in another 2-3 songs. Still a good show though

[ArnelRox]

What about The Loaf???


He can sing, he 'dresses up' AND, not only can he WIGGLE but,
He can JIGGLE too!
Could you imagine a big, over-the-top, monster Meatloaf version of DSB???
That'd be one Journey remake I'd like to hear... as long as Neal gets to shred on it

The quiver's always bugged me. You know that quiver in his voice? Bugs me.

You know what else bugs me? When he made his comebacka few years back, he of course had a chick singing with him, as before. See the video, chick's just incredibly hot. Wanktastic. And she's in all the videos...wow, who is this broad, those pipes and looks like that.

She's a fucking model, some broad they hired. The voice is the same chick from the 70's who probably pushing a deuce and a quarter now. Pissed me off royally.

Actually it's not the same chick from the 70's. That chick went on to play the blond chick on "Night Court" for the first season or 2, before being replaced by the hot blond chick that helped that show get popular. The chick who sings w/ Meatloaf is pretty hot herself (she's has brown hair and is stacked, nowhere near a deuce and a quarter!) I took my wife to see Meatloaf his last couple of tours. The concerts were good but he drags out a 12 minute song into an 18 minute song. I'm sitting there thinking just get on to the next song. He has a big enough catalogue, coulda easily fit in another 2-3 songs. Still a good show though

Meat could hit the notes. That would be interesting. He suffers from dreadful stage fright I heard. Sometimes singing & improvising helps him overcome that. Dunno if he'd be able to handle a journey tour tho.

[Big J]

What about The Loaf???


He can sing, he 'dresses up' AND, not only can he WIGGLE but,
He can JIGGLE too!
Could you imagine a big, over-the-top, monster Meatloaf version of DSB???
That'd be one Journey remake I'd like to hear... as long as Neal gets to shred on it

The quiver's always bugged me. You know that quiver in his voice? Bugs me.

You know what else bugs me? When he made his comebacka few years back, he of course had a chick singing with him, as before. See the video, chick's just incredibly hot. Wanktastic. And she's in all the videos...wow, who is this broad, those pipes and looks like that.

She's a fucking model, some broad they hired. The voice is the same chick from the 70's who probably pushing a deuce and a quarter now. Pissed me off royally.

Actually it's not the same chick from the 70's. That chick went on to play the blond chick on "Night Court" for the first season or 2, before being replaced by the hot blond chick that helped that show get popular. The chick who sings w/ Meatloaf is pretty hot herself (she's has brown hair and is stacked, nowhere near a deuce and a quarter!) I took my wife to see Meatloaf his last couple of tours. The concerts were good but he drags out a 12 minute song into an 18 minute song. I'm sitting there thinking just get on to the next song. He has a big enough catalogue, coulda easily fit in another 2-3 songs. Still a good show though

Chick from the 70's = first blond chick off Night Court...no shit?

[Shadowsong]

Stop right there
I got to know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me
will you love me forever.....

Yep 2 theatrical big voices

Maybe that's what Journey needs


Arrrgh...just a thought

[Crazie Scarab]

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morn-ing..

[Shadowsong]

Sweet Dreams

[Crazie Scarab]

LOL - Great tune that one is!