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Off Topic: Anyone know how to get blood out of the carpet?

Postby Barb » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:50 am

I went to the store with my daughter - left the back door open for the cats -- came home and found a mouse completely evicerated all over my living room floor. I almost threw up. I cleaned the carpet the best I could with soap & water, but it still doesn't look right. I felt like I was cleaning up a crime scene.
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Re: Off Topic: Anyone know how to get blood out of the carpe

Postby Rockindeano » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:53 am

Barb wrote:I went to the store with my daughter - left the back door open for the cats -- came home and found a mouse completely evicerated all over my living room floor. I almost threw up. I cleaned the carpet the best I could with soap & water, but it still doesn't look right. I felt like I was cleaning up a crime scene.


Blood is supposed to be cleaned with COLD H2O....

Don't despair though if it didn't come out. There are tons of good products at Lowes and Depot. Folex spot remover rules ass..

If all else fails, Barbi, get a razor blade and carefully shave off the contaminated spots of the carpet.

If you don't want to do that, do you have any carpet remnants lyin around? you can always cut out the affected area, and replace it with same sized remnant....make sure to glue it place.
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Postby knox » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:53 am

Try that OxyClean stuff - it should break down the stain.

The sooner the better.
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Re: Off Topic: Anyone know how to get blood out of the carpe

Postby Barb » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:58 am

Rockn'deano wrote:Blood is supposed to be cleaned with COLD H2O....

Don't despair though if it didn't come out. There are tons of good products at Lowes and Depot. Folex spot remover rules ass..

If all else fails, Barbi, get a razor blade and carefully shave off the contaminated spots of the carpet.

If you don't want to do that, do you have any carpet remnants lyin around? you can always cut out the affected area, and replace it with same sized remnant....make sure to glue it place.


So it WILL come out, right? Thanks. I used soap and warm water. dammit!
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Postby Distant Voice » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:01 am

Call O.J Simpson. :wink:
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Re: Off Topic: Anyone know how to get blood out of the carpe

Postby SteveForever » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:01 am

Barb wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:Blood is supposed to be cleaned with COLD H2O....

Don't despair though if it didn't come out. There are tons of good products at Lowes and Depot. Folex spot remover rules ass..

If all else fails, Barbi, get a razor blade and carefully shave off the contaminated spots of the carpet.

If you don't want to do that, do you have any carpet remnants lyin around? you can always cut out the affected area, and replace it with same sized remnant....make sure to glue it place.


So it WILL come out, right? Thanks. I used soap and warm water. dammit!


Barb, if you have already set the stain...vet. clinics sell something called "the equalizer", its a spray made by Evsco Pharmaceuticals, it works, I promise! it takes any stain out of any carpet, even white carpet!
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Postby Rockindeano » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:04 am

Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


Awesome post.

allegedly. :roll:
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Re: Off Topic: Anyone know how to get blood out of the carpe

Postby Blueskies » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:05 am

Rockn'deano wrote:
Barb wrote:I went to the store with my daughter - left the back door open for the cats -- came home and found a mouse completely evicerated all over my living room floor. I almost threw up. I cleaned the carpet the best I could with soap & water, but it still doesn't look right. I felt like I was cleaning up a crime scene.


Blood is supposed to be cleaned with COLD H2O....

Don't despair though if it didn't come out. There are tons of good products at Lowes and Depot. Folex spot remover rules ass..

If all else fails, Barbi, get a razor blade and carefully shave off the contaminated spots of the carpet.

If you don't want to do that, do you have any carpet remnants lyin around? you can always cut out the affected area, and replace it with same sized remnant....make sure to glue it place.
OMG!!! LMAO!!! DEANO GIVING CLEANING TIP'S!!! Too funny!!! :lol:
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Postby Blueskies » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:08 am

That was gay, Deano!! :lol: :wink:
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Postby Barb » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:13 am

Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


That was great. :lol:
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Re: Off Topic: Anyone know how to get blood out of the carpe

Postby Barb » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:15 am

steveforever wrote:Barb, if you have already set the stain...vet. clinics sell something called "the equalizer", its a spray made by Evsco Pharmaceuticals, it works, I promise! it takes any stain out of any carpet, even white carpet!



Thanks for that recommendation -- I just ordered it.
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Postby Marabelle » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:43 am

Oh Deano! I have always felt a man should not know things like that! I don't know why I am so embarrassed by this. Well obviously not enough to not mention it in this post. :oops:
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:48 am

Rockn'deano wrote:
Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


Awesome post.

allegedly. :roll:


Of course, it was alleged.... :P Great posts both of you!
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Postby conversationpc » Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:52 am

We use Spot Shot for just about everything. However, I don't know if it works on blood stains or not.
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Postby jabber » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:03 pm

The thread title made me laugh. Not because of Barb (although your description was funny... hope you get the stain out!) but because it reminded me of quite possibly the best forum post of all time. It went around the world in record time.

How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?

It's old and many pages long. But if you're a fan of "hootus" puns it's worth it. :lol:
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Postby fred_journeyman » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:18 pm

Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


Actually, he wasn't so good at removing blood stains. I'd say to call Johnny Cochrane, but it seems he died...
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Postby Ms_M » Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:21 pm

fred_journeyman wrote:
Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


Actually, he wasn't so good at removing blood stains. I'd say to call Johnny Cochrane, but it seems he died...


Nope. Yes, Mr. Cochran passed. Did anyone see the picture (alleged!) of his headstone?? It said, quite simply, OJ DID IT.
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Postby Distant Voice » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:17 pm

Ms_M wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:
Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


Actually, he wasn't so good at removing blood stains. I'd say to call Johnny Cochrane, but it seems he died...


Nope. Yes, Mr. Cochran passed. Did anyone see the picture (alleged!) of his headstone?? It said, quite simply, OJ DID IT.


:lol: :lol:
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Postby Shadowsong » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:22 pm

Distant Voice wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
fred_journeyman wrote:
Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


Actually, he wasn't so good at removing blood stains. I'd say to call Johnny Cochrane, but it seems he died...


Nope. Yes, Mr. Cochran passed. Did anyone see the picture (alleged!) of his headstone?? It said, quite simply, OJ DID IT.


:lol: :lol:


Actually it read
OJ...promised to make me a rich man
Yeah, now I am a rich dead man
What am I going to to do with his blood money down here,,, 8)
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Postby TRAGChick » Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:22 pm

Jabberwocky wrote:The thread title made me laugh. Not because of Barb (although your description was funny... hope you get the stain out!) but because it reminded me of quite possibly the best forum post of all time. It went around the world in record time.

How do I get Herculiner off of my hootus?


....take off its hat??

...no; that's "Popes in a Volkswagon".

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Postby yulog » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:33 pm

hydrogen peroxide is great at taking out blood stains- always used this at hospitals on our clothes or scrubs
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Postby T-Bone » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:17 pm

Distant Voice wrote:Call O.J Simpson. :wink:


I was waiting for that one to pop up :lol:
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Postby A Fire Inside » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:04 am

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"I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem!"

:wink:

Hope you got it out.
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Postby TRAGChick » Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:51 am

Oh my GOD....my stomach is KILLING me from reading that forum!!!

This ONE TOPIC is THIRTEEN PAGES! :shock:

Could NOT get past page 1...this had me LMFAO!!!

Cribbed from that site...."Wabbit"s post:

"I'm a thinkin' that mineral spirits will remove the hootus contaminant.
Soak a corner of a small rag and swab it on there. Scrub thoroughly, but not vigoursly. A vigourous rythmic scrubbing will just make the problem bigger. Once the contaminant is removed, the hootus will be afflicted with a tingling sensation from the mineral spirits. You will need to decide if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
To alleviate the tingling, wash the hootus thoroughly with warm soapy water. Again, avoid vigourous rythmic scrubbing.
The cumulative events of the purported hootus contamination and subsequent de-contamination may cause post-traumatic hootus stress syndrome. To date the latest theraputic measures and consultations have not been proven to be effective.
It seems the most successful treatment of this condition is to "soak it in cider".
Good luck Gerald..."
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