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[styxman]

I say we start over, lol

Great one styxman!!!!

laughed my ass off!!

now where's the next one already, lol

(no rest for the weary, lol. or for the sore dicks...)

I do them two hours before I post, as I need a beer to make the storyline flow...next one is Saturday 8pm UK time

[styxman]

Anyone know where I can get a bigger rubber duck, my dick's killin' me now

See that's what's good about this forum, you can paste things like that and get a laugh, avatar wouldn't work if it had no swear words and piss taking, would it? He's in Sheffield as I post by the way
Beware the threat of BTers..they're in amongst us and trying to turn MR soft, I retract what I said earlier, I've not done with them yet

That's what's...doesn't sound right that

I'm not sure, but isn't Avatar a product of Dean's personality?? If so, swear words and piss are key! He has been known to go flowery on occasion, but it seems to frighten the natives too much.

So sorry about your appendage, ask Dean where he got his ducky

I was just thinking that myself, perhaps he could send me his as it wouldn't matter if it was messy I'd use a condom, safe sex with a duck...what the fuck am I saying here

[styxman]

I look foward to the advenures of D' Avatar

I'm glad he's continuing his tour of Europe

I still am going through some of my pics from his Hollywood Holiday...

Forgot to say I like your Hollywood stories shadow, but remember Av can't be two places at once, I'm sure it's you that's confusing the fuck out of the bters

[*Laura]

I was just thinking that myself, perhaps he could send me his as it wouldn't matter if it was messy I'd use a condom, safe sex with a duck...what the fuck am I saying here

Omg,S...Really,what the quack are you talking about??

[itsjustme]

I say we start over, lol

Great one styxman!!!!

laughed my ass off!!

now where's the next one already, lol

(no rest for the weary, lol. or for the sore dicks...)

I do them two hours before I post, as I need a beer to make the storyline flow...next one is Saturday 8pm UK time

lol, I was just razzing you. But I WILL watch for it. the beer seems to be working great for you!!!

[styxman]

Anyone know where I can get a bigger rubber duck, my dick's killin' me now

See that's what's good about this forum, you can paste things like that and get a laugh, avatar wouldn't work if it had no swear words and piss taking, would it? He's in Sheffield as I post by the way
Beware the threat of BTers..they're in amongst us and trying to turn MR soft, I retract what I said earlier, I've not done with them yet

That's what's...doesn't sound right that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canard_vibrant.jpg

Ace, you know that's a good looking duck, I'm gonna print that off and show that old duck of mine, just how a good looking bird should be
By the way, how do you answer multiple replies without having to paste message after message...help please

[Argus]

Anyone know where I can get a bigger rubber duck, my dick's killin' me now

See that's what's good about this forum, you can paste things like that and get a laugh, avatar wouldn't work if it had no swear words and piss taking, would it? He's in Sheffield as I post by the way
Beware the threat of BTers..they're in amongst us and trying to turn MR soft, I retract what I said earlier, I've not done with them yet

That's what's...doesn't sound right that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canard_vibrant.jpg

Ace, you know that's a good looking duck, I'm gonna print that off and show that old duck of mine, just how a good looking bird should be
By the way, how do you answer multiple replies without having to paste message after message...help please

That secret quoting feature has been mastered by Monker and 28 and they will 'splain it to ya I always just pick the upper right icon that says "quote" and answer under the text it puts into the box.

[SusieP]

[quote="styxman
By the way, how do you answer multiple replies without having to paste message after message...help please [/quote]


You just drink more beer.
And more.....and more.......

I just saw lights in the sky over Sheffield way.
Avatar must have gas....AGAIN!

[Lula]

Anyone know where I can get a bigger rubber duck, my dick's killin' me now

See that's what's good about this forum, you can paste things like that and get a laugh, avatar wouldn't work if it had no swear words and piss taking, would it? He's in Sheffield as I post by the way
Beware the threat of BTers..they're in amongst us and trying to turn MR soft, I retract what I said earlier, I've not done with them yet

That's what's...doesn't sound right that

I'm not sure, but isn't Avatar a product of Dean's personality?? If so, swear words and piss are key! He has been known to go flowery on occasion, but it seems to frighten the natives too much.

So sorry about your appendage, ask Dean where he got his ducky

I was just thinking that myself, perhaps he could send me his as it wouldn't matter if it was messy I'd use a condom, safe sex with a duck...what the fuck am I saying here

LMAO

[Argus]

Anyone know where I can get a bigger rubber duck, my dick's killin' me now

See that's what's good about this forum, you can paste things like that and get a laugh, avatar wouldn't work if it had no swear words and piss taking, would it? He's in Sheffield as I post by the way
Beware the threat of BTers..they're in amongst us and trying to turn MR soft, I retract what I said earlier, I've not done with them yet

That's what's...doesn't sound right that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canard_vibrant.jpg

Ace, you know that's a good looking duck, I'm gonna print that off and show that old duck of mine, just how a good looking bird should be
By the way, how do you answer multiple replies without having to paste message after message...help please

You do realize that the pictured duck is a sex toy, right? Vibrator Duck

[styxman]

I was just thinking that myself, perhaps he could send me his as it wouldn't matter if it was messy I'd use a condom, safe sex with a duck...what the fuck am I saying here

Omg,S...Really,what the quack are you talking about??

Don't tell me Shania, you never accidently sat down in the bath and partially burried the yellow duck in the love duct....bath time would be fun if we all chilled out and messed with the ducks, wouldn't it?
Oh shit I hope the duck in your bath wasn't Donald with the sailor hat, shit that would hurt

[NealIsGod]

"love duct"...

[Just Mindy]

Don't tell me Shania, you never accidently sat down in the bath and partially burried the yellow duck in the love duct....bath time would be fun if we all chilled out and messed with the ducks, wouldn't it?
Oh shit I hope the duck in your bath wasn't Donald with the sailor hat, shit that would hurt

OMG

[styxman]

Anyone know where I can get a bigger rubber duck, my dick's killin' me now

See that's what's good about this forum, you can paste things like that and get a laugh, avatar wouldn't work if it had no swear words and piss taking, would it? He's in Sheffield as I post by the way
Beware the threat of BTers..they're in amongst us and trying to turn MR soft, I retract what I said earlier, I've not done with them yet

That's what's...doesn't sound right that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canard_vibrant.jpg

Ace, you know that's a good looking duck, I'm gonna print that off and show that old duck of mine, just how a good looking bird should be
By the way, how do you answer multiple replies without having to paste message after message...help please

OMG, no I didn't...you think they have one with an opening and closing hole...go look some more ACe...by the way how good is that duck, does it vibrate fast?

You do realize that the pictured duck is a sex toy, right? Vibrator Duck

OMG, no I didn't...you think they have one with a slow opening and closing hole, soft and flexible?...go look some more Ace...by the way how good is that duck, does it vibrate fast

[Argus]

Anyone know where I can get a bigger rubber duck, my dick's killin' me now

See that's what's good about this forum, you can paste things like that and get a laugh, avatar wouldn't work if it had no swear words and piss taking, would it? He's in Sheffield as I post by the way
Beware the threat of BTers..they're in amongst us and trying to turn MR soft, I retract what I said earlier, I've not done with them yet

That's what's...doesn't sound right that

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Canard_vibrant.jpg

Ace, you know that's a good looking duck, I'm gonna print that off and show that old duck of mine, just how a good looking bird should be
By the way, how do you answer multiple replies without having to paste message after message...help please

OMG, no I didn't...you think they have one with an opening and closing hole...go look some more ACe...by the way how good is that duck, does it vibrate fast?

You do realize that the pictured duck is a sex toy, right? Vibrator Duck

OMG, no I didn't...you think they have one with a slow opening and closing hole, soft and flexible?...go look some more Ace...by the way how good is that duck, does it vibrate fast

Not a clue, dude. Just a nerd here seeking cyber-space data for the google-impaired

[*Laura]

Don't tell me Shania, you never accidently sat down in the bath and partially burried the yellow duck in the love duct....bath time would be fun if we all chilled out and messed with the ducks, wouldn't it?
Oh shit I hope the duck in your bath wasn't Donald with the sailor hat, shit that would hurt

So how do you know it hurts baby?Tell us...

Oh,and,quack you too,S!

[styxman]

Don't tell me Shania, you never accidently sat down in the bath and partially burried the yellow duck in the love duct....bath time would be fun if we all chilled out and messed with the ducks, wouldn't it?
Oh shit I hope the duck in your bath wasn't Donald with the sailor hat, shit that would hurt

So how do you know it hurts baby?Tell us...

Oh,and,quack you too,S!

I sat on the toothbrush once and that sure as hell hurt, so Donald would be.....well it wouldn't fit up my duct would it, so I'm guessing

[styxman]

Ace, just out of interest.....do they do a vibrating Donald Duck?

[NealIsGod]

Ace, just out of interest.....do they do a vibrating Donald Duck?

Walt Disney is spinning in his grave.

[*Laura]

Don't tell me Shania, you never accidently sat down in the bath and partially burried the yellow duck in the love duct....bath time would be fun if we all chilled out and messed with the ducks, wouldn't it?
Oh shit I hope the duck in your bath wasn't Donald with the sailor hat, shit that would hurt

So how do you know it hurts baby?Tell us...

Oh,and,quack you too,S!

I sat on the toothbrush once and that sure as hell hurt, so Donald would be.....well it wouldn't fit up my duct would it, so I'm guessing

I think this should be moved in the Porn Thread.

[Argus]

Ace, just out of interest.....do they do a vibrating Donald Duck?

Over Walt's frozen body I reckon The Disney folks are rather particular about the use of their characters, ya see

[styxman]

Ace, just out of interest.....do they do a vibrating Donald Duck?

Walt Disney is spinning in his grave.

Do you think he sat on a duck, that's why he got pissed off and made Donald stupid?

[Wheels Of Fyre]

Susie I know you mean well but I know I cannot stand another person tell me that I should be quiet and go away because all has been said and lessons have been learned. It's not our call.

Yep, ok.
Sorry.
But I also hate it when people turn a joke into a crusade.
I also don't understand why anyone has to be called a moron.

I hate it when people turn the misfortunes of others into jokes.

I hate it when people look at the developmentally delayed as misfortunate.

Considering that my 5 year-old son can't do many things that any other 5 year-old child can do isn't fortunate in any capacity.

What an ignorant and insensitive thing you just said.

[styxman]

Susie I know you mean well but I know I cannot stand another person tell me that I should be quiet and go away because all has been said and lessons have been learned. It's not our call.

Yep, ok.
Sorry.
But I also hate it when people turn a joke into a crusade.
I also don't understand why anyone has to be called a moron.

I hate it when people turn the misfortunes of others into jokes.

I hate it when people look at the developmentally delayed as misfortunate.

Considering that my 5 year-old son can't do many things that any other 5 year-old child can do isn't fortunate in any capacity.

What an ignorant and insensitive thing you just said.

Fyre, you got any Duck stories?

[Shadowsong]

I look foward to the advenures of D' Avatar

I'm glad he's continuing his tour of Europe

I still am going through some of my pics from his Hollywood Holiday...

Forgot to say I like your Hollywood stories shadow, but remember Av can't be two places at once, I'm sure it's you that's confusing the fuck out of the bters

Please don't put any of the blame of others confusion on my back!
I try not to get involved with internet politics.
Anyway in the cyber world
we can be everywhere in the fraction of a second...

Oooh let's be fair
I only borrowed Avie for the weekend....

As for travel in the 21st Century
There are planes
When Andrew sent him on Holiday
all I know is he was seen in Hollywood at the star...

When Steve found out D'Avatar had never been to a baseball game
Well, he just had to invite him.
Heard they had a great time
but next time no beer for Avie....
Seems a fan of Avie took this pic
Avie would have gotten up to shake his hand
but his ass was stuck in the seat...







So, Avie took a weekend off to see the star and catch a game of baseball.
From what I heard he had a great weekend before he has to catch the red eye back to Europe...

[Marabelle]

This has to be the POST OF THE DAY!!!

Timely. Good natured and funny.

Talkng about Styxman's Post...freakin hilarious!!!

[styxman]

Nice one shadow....I've had an idea, why not use that budgie of yours, looks kinda bored...let it fly somewhere

[styxman]

This has to be the POST OF THE DAY!!!

Timely. Good natured and funny.

Talkng about Styxman's Post...freakin hilarious!!!

Obviously no duck stories there then

[Shadowsong]

Considering that my 5 year-old son can't do many things that any other 5 year-old child can do isn't fortunate in any capacity.

What an ignorant and insensitive thing you just said.

I hear your pain at your son's limitation but it would be much better for you to dwell on his love of life & the things that he can do and take advantage of everything to make both your lives happier. Don;t think that he doesn't feel your feelings & wonder why you are judging him against others instead of judging him for the unique wonderful human being he is and will probably grow up with more love and compassion in his heart than most of his peers.
Don't do him a misjustice by adding to his limitations. All children grow up with some sort of thing they are picked on for and it mentally scars them no matter how insignificant it really is but when we are young we are very impressionable. I found that children can be the worst. There is this competition in them to try to feel better so they pick on and belittle anything to tear down everyone else so that they will feel bigger inside. I suppose its just an inborn feeling of insecurity and misplaced protection instinct but children can be vicious.

It's importnt for parents to try to instill a sense of worthiness no matter the hand of cards there children have have been dealt.
You have the greatest power in your own two hands to help build for your son a strong foundation that he can take with him throughout his life. the world is not an easy place for any of us and it doesn;t help to go around blaming others.

We all facing this together
Our world is full of chemicals and carcingens affecting the air we breath and the water we drink
It's in the food we eat
It's the price we pay for technology.
There are no simple solutions but awareness is a good start.
Blame does nothing but waste time that could be better spent...

[Lula]

Fyre you are so out of line. Too bad for your son that you can't see the gift that is in front of you. Children with special needs are not less than any other child. Each child has their own personality and gifts. The love and support starts at home. Try having confidnece in your son's abiltities rather than finding short comings because of his disability. FYI- I am a teacher of Special Education. Insensitive and ignorant are not part of my practice. I see the possibilities in each child and nurture them. Helping build confidence is key. Read a book or something before you decide to take me on where special needs are concerned.