Sex Thread

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:42 am

Who here is planning on having sex today?

Let's hear your yes or no, and how you plan on doin it. I always plan on it. Like a fuckin timetable....

Best free entertainment known to man.

This thread should surpass the booze thread.

I would think there are more cummers than boozers...

Cheyanna, don't read this, ok?

by **whocares** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:52 am

I was thinking about going back to bed, waking the Wife up, and letting her have her way with me, but that won't work.

Details? Ok, so I'm thinking about bending her over the... and then a little hair pulling, her's not mine... and then... Damn, Cigarette smoking time. I spent just thinking about it.

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:57 am

You can lose 200 calories by having a simple session of sex. Fuck, after this weekend, I might go down 2 inches in pants size.

I would love to get into details, but my gf's sister will hunt me down and kill me.....she is too smart and too protective of her little sister.....she would hunt me down and run me over with her car.

by **whocares** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:59 am

Rockn'deano wrote:You can lose 200 calories by having a simple session of sex. Fuck, after this weekend, I might go down 2 inches in pants size.

yeah but what about oral? When I lose the 200 + calories, and she's recieving them... then she'll be pissed at me. Then I have to answer questions like, do I look fat in this?

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:00 am

whocares wrote:
Rockn'deano wrote:You can lose 200 calories by having a simple session of sex. Fuck, after this weekend, I might go down 2 inches in pants size.

yeah but what about oral? When I lose the 200 + calories, and she's recieving them... then she'll be pissed at me. Then I have to answer questions like, do I look fat in this?

OMG...But you know she is a "healthy fat" though, right?

Hey, my girl is sleeping still...I am putting in Secretaries 14...I have the series.....Pretty good....

by **whocares** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:03 am

I know that, you've seen her, she's as healthy as she can possibly be, for being 5' 2". In fact she's smoking frickin' hot. But she's a woman, and you know how women get sometimes. nothing you say or do is right. Even when you're being nice and giving them nutrition.

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:08 am

whocares wrote:I know that, you've seen her, she's as healthy as she can possibly be, for being 5' 2". In fact she's smoking frickin' hot. But she's a woman, and you know how women get sometimes. nothing you say or do is right. Even when you're being nice and giving them nutrition.

Since when is salty dick snot considered nutrition?

by **whocares** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:08 am

protein baby, protein!

by **junky** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 2:09 am

Thanks to Ernesto, yes to 1-4 and 6.

Got the champagne chillin and the vid cam charging.

That's all I'm saying, a lady doesn't kiss and tell.

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:50 am

I can't believe Moomcrack hasn't shared her latest session with her strap on and her old man.

by **Red13JoePa** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 3:55 am

Sats. in the fall are my sabbath so I clicked the College Football option......

Don't forget FreeShoes U vs The University Monday night.....I'm rolling w/ the 'Noles.

by **Moon Beam** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:20 am

Rockn'deano wrote:I can't believe Moomcrack hasn't shared her latest session with her strap on and her old man.

I never cared for toys, no need when you
know what your doing.
For you though I would make an exception.
I think I would rather enjoy whipping your ass!

by *Laura » Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:21 am

Horror movie night here. :twisted:

Rented "Spliced" and the good ole "My Bloody Valentine". :shock:

by **knox** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:24 am

Well, Mrs. Knox is in New Jersey for the weekend, so I picked the College Football answer. Nothing exciting going on now, GA and TX are both way ahead.

Although I am afraid Cal is going to spank my Volunteers.

by **Rock Fn** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:19 am

I'm going to see my masseuse today, I'm getting the rub and tug special. Does that count? :lol:

by **Just Mindy** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 7:58 am

Got my vote in

by AR » Sun Sep 03, 2006 8:37 am

Yes, conservative, missionary sex for me. I'm Republican

That is a big load of bullshit.

I am (let me stress this) registered Republican, and I guarantee I am as sick a porno freak that delivers it to his woman more than most.

More of a Libertarian to make that clear. Democrats and Republicans are sheeps in almost the same clothing. How, as a nation, all of our individual ideas are supposed to conform to 2 parties only is insulting to me. All about money. Big Money goes around the world. (Thanks Neal Peart)

Add this choice:

Yes, big gay for me, I am a Democrat and sleep with my own kind, not that there is anything wrong with that.....

Now if instead of Republican, it said "Pat Robertson, religious right zealot" I may be on board there. Those freaks. :wink:

Time to go blow a load on my wife.

by **CatEyes** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 9:56 am

arrivalrules wrote:
Yes, conservative, missionary sex for me. I'm Republican

That is a big load of bullshit.

I am (let me stress this) registered Republican, and I guarantee I am as sick a porno freak that delivers it to his woman more than most.

More of a Libertarian to make that clear. Democrats and Republicans are sheeps in almost the same clothing. How, as a nation, all of our individual ideas are supposed to conform to 2 parties only is insulting to me. All about money. Big Money goes around the world. (Thanks Neal Peart)

Add this choice:

Yes, big gay for me, I am a Democrat and sleep with my own kind, not that there is anything wrong with that.....

Now if instead of Republican, it said "Pat Robertson, religious right zealot" I may be on board there. Those freaks.

Time to go blow a load on my wife.

Thanks for sharing!

Cat

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:05 am

MSR wrote:Got my vote in

Me too, but I'm keeping it to myself :wink:

by AR » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:17 am

Thanks for sharing!

Cat

Anytime at all. :lol:

by **Liam** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:22 am

With farm animals??? OH wait... Furniture breaking farm animal TYPE sex. Thought I was in Arkansas for a moment. :lol:

by **Just Mindy** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:25 am

Escape79 wrote:With farm animals??? OH wait... Furniture breaking farm animal TYPE sex. Thought I was in Arkansas for a moment.

by **knox** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:31 am

35-11 Vols in the 4th !!!

Looks like they are better than I expected

...

by **Moon Beam** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:34 am

Huh Knox?, me no comprenday

by **knox** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:39 am

Moon Beam wrote:Huh Knox?, me no comprenday

I chose the "college football" answer.

by **Just Mindy** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 10:49 am

knox wrote:
Moon Beam wrote:Huh Knox?, me no comprenday

I chose the "college football" answer.

Sorry to hear that :lol:

by **knox** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:01 am

Still watching football. GT vs ND.

Hoping GT can come from behind and get the win.

by **chickpea** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:05 am

knox wrote:35-11 Vols in the 4th !!!

Looks like they are better than I expected ...

Go Vols!

by **Vladan** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 12:23 pm

Oh. Well, soon there will be a thread like "what is the most crazy thing you done sexually?" or "what is the most crazy thing you wacked off too?" all legal ofcourse!, but damn... anyway! my vote is in.

:lol:

by **Moon Beam** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:00 pm

Vladan wrote:Oh. Well, soon there will be a thread like "what is the most crazy thing you done sexually?" or "what is the most crazy thing you wacked off too?" all legal ofcourse!, but damn... anyway! my vote is in.

Funny Vladan, don't encourage Dean'o

MR

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