NEW PIC of Steve Augeri

by **SteveForever** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:19 am

Why hasn't anyone gotten a picture of Steve in recent months? Tons of people love him and if he's in Nashville or NYC or anywhere you would think someone would grab a photo.

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:21 am

Cos he's actually in a remote place in the Highlands where 2 scary sisters are using him as their sex slave.

by **NealIsGod** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:24 am

Les wrote:Cos he's actually in a remote place in the Highlands where 2 scary sisters are using him as their sex slave.

Two BTers, no doubt... :lol:

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 12:40 am

NealIsGod wrote:Two BTers, no doubt...

Nah... just 2 fuck ugly sisters in the Highlands who need a sex slave. That's where the guys have sent him.

Poor bugger. I bet he wishes he was under that lorry now that they've got him handcuffed to their red leather couch.

by **SteveForever** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:46 am

Les wrote:
NealIsGod wrote:Two BTers, no doubt...

Nah... just 2 fuck ugly sisters in the Highlands who need a sex slave. That's where the guys have sent him.

Poor bugger. I bet he wishes he was under that lorry now that they've got him handcuffed to their red leather couch.

nice words Les, geez...atleast find us a pic. to support your theory...

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:50 am

Would you really want to see that? :lol:

by **Lula** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:56 am

Come on, leave the guy alone. Give him some peace.

by **A Fire Inside** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:59 am

steveforever wrote:Why hasn't anyone gotten a picture of Steve in recent months? Tons of people love him and if he's in Nashville or NYC or anywhere you would think someone would grab a photo.

What do you want, a paparazzi-style blurry photo of him talking on his phone a la Perry?

by **MCC620** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:05 am

Lula wrote:Come on, leave the guy alone. Give him some peace.

Amen...and thanks Lula for saying it.

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:06 am

I agree with that. I was just trying to make everyone laugh.

by **SteveForever** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:17 am

Les wrote:I agree with that. I was just trying to make everyone laugh.

yea me too, sorr-eee.... :oops:

I like Steve, love his voice and hope he's okay!

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 2:50 am

I don't want to see his privacy intruded upon, especially while he is taking care of whatever throat problem he may have. But if Management or the Augeri camp don't release something soon to all of his die-hard fans soon, I'm calling my local Dairy Factory and having his picture posted on every Milk carton they can. Maybe then someone will find him...
I'd just hate to be the one that found him with those 2 sisters...

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:34 am

Ugly Sister #1: Stevie! What do you want me to do to you first?

SA: Just kill me now

Ugly Sister #2: Do you not like our red leather couch?

SA: Just kill me now

Ugly Sister #1: Will I sit on top of him?

Ugly Sister #2: You'll flatten him if you do that

SA: Just kill me now

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:38 am

Les wrote:Ugly Sister #1: Stevie! What do you want me to do to you first?

SA: Just kill me now

Ugly Sister #2: Do you not like our red leather couch?

SA: Just kill me now

Ugly Sister #1: Will I sit on top of him?

Ugly Sister #2: You'll flatten him if you do that

SA: Just kill me now

Ugly Sister #1: How 'bout I dance for you??? Want to see my Wiggle???

SA: Sure, why not... I'd hum a tune for you but my throat hurts [cough cough]

Ugly Sister #2: No problem, I'll just put on some Tall Stories for her...

Ugly Sister #1: I'm gonna make you scream, little man...

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:45 am

Ugly Sister #2: We should have a sex slave more often

Ugly Sister #1: Is the webcam on?

Ugly Sister #2: Why? Who's watching?

Ugly Sister #1: His bandmates

Ugly Sister #2: Oh yeah I forgot about them. I'll put the webcam on while you dance for him.

Ugly Sister #1 puts a whistle in her mouth and does a seriously ugly arse-shaking dance to Higher Place. SA looks like he's gonna puke any minute.

SA: This is a fate worse than death

Ugly Sister #2: What should we do with him?

Ugly Sister #1: Get his hair in bunches... I need something to hold onto.

Ugly Sister #2: Oh yeah, I always wanted a motorbike. He can be our Harley Davidson.

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 3:56 am

Les wrote:Ugly Sister #2: We should have a sex slave more often

Ugly Sister #1: Is the webcam on?

Ugly Sister #2: Why? Who's watching?

Ugly Sister #1: His bandmates

Ugly Sister #2: Oh yeah I forgot about them. I'll put the webcam on while you dance for him.

Ugly Sister #1 puts a whistle in her mouth and does a seriously ugly arse-shaking dance to Higher Place. SA looks like he's gonna puke any minute.

SA: This is a fate worse than death

Ugly Sister #2: What should we do with him?

Ugly Sister #1: Get his hair in bunches... I need something to hold onto.

Ugly Sister #2: Oh yeah, I always wanted a motorbike. He can be our Harley Davidson.

Ugly Sister #1: I wonder if he knows how to play "MotorBoat"???

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:25 am

Ugly Sister #2: Why don't we just leave him here just now? We need to go stuff our faces

Ugly Sister #1: Just make sure the handcuffs are tight enough so he doesn't escape

Ugly Sister #2: He'll be okay. Let's go to the chip shop

Ugly Sister #1: Right sexy, you stay there til we come back

Both Ugly Sisters leave to go to the chippie. This is where Deano enters the story.... stay tuned for more!!!

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:44 am

Les wrote:Both Ugly Sisters leave to go to the chippie. This is where Deano enters the story.... stay tuned for more!!!

Uh Oh...

by **SteveForever** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:12 am

why did I ever start this post? Lord help us.....and forgive us... :shock:

by **MCC620** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:21 am

steveforever wrote:why did I ever start this post? Lord help us.....and forgive us...

yeah really!!!!!!! :lol:

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:23 am

steveforever wrote:why did I ever start this post? Lord help us.....and forgive us...

God wants nothing to do with this thread... If he cared, he would've killed the 2 ugly sisters in an earthquake long before they had a chance to get their hands (and other body parts) on the little man

by **Citygirl** » Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:46 pm

Deano is sat behind a laptop.

Deano: The webcam's on. Why the fuck are they not there? They're not doing what me and Styxman told them to do!

Meanwhile, the Ugly Sisters meet up with their dopey friend.

Ugly Sister #1: See that man!

Dopey Friend: Have you got a man in your house?

Ugly Sister #1: Aye... we've got him handcuffed to the couch

Dopey Friend: Why not the bed?

Ugly Sister #1: Because my bed's too good for him!

Ugly Sister #2: We're not sure what to do with him. Maybe you can help us.

Dopey Friend: With what?

Ugly Sister #1: He's our sex slave

Dopey Friend: That? I don't even know what that is anymore

Ugly Sister #2: Right. You're coming with us.

Dopey Friend: I don't know. I've got to go and buy stuff for my husband's tea

Ugly Sister #2: Well he can't be that great if you don't even know what a shag is. Come on!

The Ugly Sisters drag their dopey friend back to their house. But they're in for a big shock... SA has escaped!

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 12:08 am

Lula wrote:Come on, leave the guy alone. Give him some peace.

Oh he's got his peace......peacefully quiet.

MR

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