The Porn Thread

by **Lula** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:37 am

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Candy Coxx :lol:

What's Your Porn Star Name?

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/

by **conversationpc** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:39 am

SuiteMadameBlue wrote:Ima Cumming

by **SuiteMadameBlue** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:42 am

conversationpc wrote:
SuiteMadameBlue wrote:Ima Cumming

I have no comment - LOL I should change my location to the battery store again :shock:

And then when I put in my "screen" name in another wonderful one came up!! LOL

by **Natalie** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:20 pm

I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:23 pm

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!

When I saw your first post, I figured you'd find your way into this thread :wink:

by **Natalie** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:28 pm

journeygal wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!
When I saw your first post, I figured you'd find your way into this thread

What would make you think that?

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:33 pm

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
journeygal wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!
When I saw your first post, I figured you'd find your way into this thread

What would make you think that?

So, what's your porn name? Can't wait for this one :wink:

by **Andrew** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:36 pm

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!

You couldn't think up a better one?

by **Natalie** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:37 pm

Andrew wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!

You couldn't think up a better one?

A better what?????

by **Natalie** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:38 pm

journeygal wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
journeygal wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!
When I saw your first post, I figured you'd find your way into this thread

What would make you think that?

So, what's your porn name? Can't wait for this one

Sorry, I'm not at liberty to discuss it! :lol:

by **Andrew** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:38 pm

A better username!

I just looked up your details though, so now it makes sense...a little...

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:39 pm

Andrew wrote:A better username!

I just looked up your details though, so now it makes sense...a little...

Oh boy...

by **Natalie** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:44 pm

I had you goin' didn't I?????? So now you can see, porn=job security for me!!!!

by **Liam** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:08 pm

Damn...screwed up the link....

by **joybringer1** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:56 pm

Andrew wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!

You couldn't think up a better one?

I don't know if this is just me but although the effing and blinding on this board doesn't worry me in the slightest, I find this user name really unpleasant and quite offensive.

by **joybringer1** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:59 pm

But then my Porn Star name is Tight Cherry so maybe that figures!!

by **Natalie** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:59 pm

joybringer1 wrote:
Andrew wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I really have nothing to say on this subject, I just thought I would stir things up a little by getting my user name on this thread!

You couldn't think up a better one?

I don't know if this is just me but although the effing and blinding on this board doesn't worry me in the slightest, I find this user name really unpleasant and quite offensive.

Well then maybe an explaination is in order. I am a labor and delivery nurse...it's a pun. So get over it! I find it hard to believe that someone who voluntarily clicked into something called "The Porn Thread" finds correct anatomical terminology "offensive."

by **yulog** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:19 pm

dont get upset most people who are not in the medical field dont get their jokes

by **yulog** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:27 pm

the Voicelover wrote: " This is why we ladie's love the so- called "chick flick's". The romantic feeling is what really doe's it for us"--------if you girls really like romance how come there's 10 girls for every guy in porn :shock:

by **yulog** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:36 pm

Journeygal wrote: "Albino Kitty here "

not unless you bleached it! :shock:

by **NealIsGod** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 9:22 pm

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
joybringer1 wrote:I don't know if this is just me but although the effing and blinding on this board doesn't worry me in the slightest, I find this user name really unpleasant and quite offensive.

Well then maybe an explaination is in order. I am a labor and delivery nurse...it's a pun. So get over it! I find it hard to believe that someone who voluntarily clicked into something called "The Porn Thread" finds correct anatomical terminology "offensive."

I like the way you think.

by **Just Mindy** » Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:12 pm

yulog wrote:the Voicelover wrote: " This is why we ladie's love the so- called "chick flick's". The romantic feeling is what really doe's it for us"--------if you girls really like romance how come there's 10 girls for every guy in porn

Ya know...I think you're right :shock:

by **SuiteMadameBlue** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:23 am

I don't have time to go through all the posts here - LOL Yes I do, just too lazy.

I don't know if this was posted on here, I got this from another site (don't ask) that I'm a member of. LOL

Things We've Learned From Porn:

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more
than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange
man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have
sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat
them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding
fine.

10. All women are noisy fucks.

11. People in the 70's couldn't intercourse unless there was
a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man
is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's
butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

15. If there is two of them they "high five" each
other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)

16. Double penetration makes women smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of excrement
out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's
mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really
excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from
her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before rooting the both of you.

24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's
important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying
result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head
and the other proudly on his hip.

by **Just Mindy** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 2:37 am

LMAO SMB, those are priceless :lol:

by **Moon Beam** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:33 am

Those tits are real........sure they are :lol:

Thanks SMB those were funny

by **FormerJrnyFan** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:51 am

OMG, that's funny shit!!! :lol:

by **Angiekay** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:40 am

Angie=Karen Kung-fu Grip

Angela=Golden Delicious

Angiekay=Ivana Hump Alot

by **Ms_M** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 7:50 am

Great stuff SMB! :lol:

by **SuiteMadameBlue** » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:50 am

I thought these were SO funny!! Everytime I read them I just have to laugh way out loud - LWOL!!

I do notice that's there not too many great looking guys in porn, they are like ugly middle aged men!! LOL

by **NealIsGod** » Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:20 am

This thread was almost on page 2. Can't let that happen... :lol:

MR

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