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Having a boner is.........

Awesome, something good is happening
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Boner Thread

Postby Rockindeano » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:10 am

Hey dudes...

Just wanna say, I have a HUGE boner right now. Anyone else have the same symptoms?

Let's hold a round table conversation, at least until the fuckin game comes on.
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:36 am

Ok Andrew, I see you working. You are too mature to respond to the Boner thread. I get it. Can you at least vote, you Croc fucker.
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Postby Liam » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:36 am

Unfortunatly lately....#3. :lol:
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Postby Aaron » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:40 am

Ditto for me ... really sucks!

Escape79 wrote:Unfortunatly lately....#3. :lol:
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Postby Shadowsong » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:47 am

As for the female perspective
We know it's just a reflex
like a cough or sneeze
Some of us like to think
that out guys just got the hots for us
but truth is it's just a fart
they can;t help it
and wouldn;t wanted to stop it if they could...
Too much fun to feel it coming & not to mention the joy of the explosion....

:lol:
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Re: Boner Thread

Postby RossValoryRocks » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:58 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:Hey dudes...

Just wanna say, I have a HUGE boner right now. Anyone else have the same symptoms?

Let's hold a round table conversation, at least until the fuckin game comes on.


Deano, You must be thinking of some guy you douche nozzle! ;) :lol:
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Postby A Fire Inside » Fri Sep 08, 2006 10:59 am

Too much info, buddy.
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Postby Lula » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:05 am

We've got sex and booze, do we need boners and football too? :roll:
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Re: Boner Thread

Postby Aaron » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:06 am

While listening to Glass Tiger. :lol:

RossValoryRocks wrote:Deano, You must be thinking of some guy you douche nozzle! ;) :lol:
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Re: Boner Thread

Postby FormerJrnyFan » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:09 am

Aaron wrote:While listening to Glass Tiger. :lol:

RossValoryRocks wrote:Deano, You must be thinking of some guy you douche nozzle! ;) :lol:
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Postby Just Mindy » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:10 am

Lula wrote:We've got sex and booze, do we need boners and football too? :roll:



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Postby Liam » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:12 am

Lula wrote:We've got sex and booze, do we need boners and football too? :roll:


Those last 2 don't go together. EESH..
BUT the Booze and sex sure as hell do. :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:12 am

Lula wrote:We've got sex and booze, do we need boners and football too? :roll:


You want to start that spanking thread you always talk to me about? Go for it. You haven't started a thread since I don't know when.
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Postby CatEyes » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:15 am

Lula wrote:We've got sex and booze, do we need boners and football too? :roll:



Any body want to throw in pms???

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Postby Ms_M » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:17 am

LOL Cat!!! :lol:
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Postby FormerJrnyFan » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:18 am

The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:
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Postby Lula » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:21 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
Lula wrote:We've got sex and booze, do we need boners and football too? :roll:


You want to start that spanking thread you always talk to me about? Go for it. You haven't started a thread since I don't know when.


Hmmm, don't recall that conversation :?
The last thread I started was infiltrated by "Trouble Child" and it was deleted. It was going so well too :cry:
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Incoming!!!!!

Postby CatEyes » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:23 am

journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


Received just today in my email:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

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Re: Incoming!!!!!

Postby Ms_M » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:25 am

CatEyes wrote:
journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


Received just today in my email:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

:shock:


I have no idea where that data would come from.... HA! (hiding scissors and duct tape)
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Re: Incoming!!!!!

Postby Lula » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:27 am

CatEyes wrote:
journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


Received just today in my email:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

:shock:


Excellent study and very useful info too! Always thinking Cathryn!!
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Postby Marabelle » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:28 am

journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


LOL! Of course we are. However; I'd like to say to the men that some women find pleasure in not just the Boner but in the man's realization that he is powerful in spite of having a penis.
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Postby Lula » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:30 am

Marabelle wrote:
journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


LOL! Of course we are. However; I'd like to say to the men that some women find pleasure in not just the Boner but in the man's realization that he is powerful in spite of having a penis.


LMAO!!

We will keep this thread alive :roll: :lol:
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Postby Ms_M » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:32 am

[quote="Lula"LMAO!!

We will keep this thread alive :roll: :lol:[/quote]

We will keep it UP!!!
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Postby FormerJrnyFan » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:37 am

Ms_M wrote:
Lula wrote:LMAO!!

We will keep this thread alive :roll: :lol:


We will keep it UP!!!
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Re: Incoming!!!!!

Postby Rockindeano » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:38 am

Lula wrote:Excellent study and very useful info too! Always thinking Cathryn!!


Care to share with the group why it is "useful information?"
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:39 am

Marabelle wrote:
journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


LOL! Of course we are. However; I'd like to say to the men that some women find pleasure in not just the Boner but in the man's realization that he is powerful in spite of having a penis.


God, I LOVE having a penis. It is the single best thing in the world. Neverlet's me down.

Love ya, little buddy!
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Postby Lula » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:42 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
Marabelle wrote:
journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


LOL! Of course we are. However; I'd like to say to the men that some women find pleasure in not just the Boner but in the man's realization that he is powerful in spite of having a penis.


God, I LOVE having a penis. It is the single best thing in the world. Neverlet's me down.

Love ya, little buddy!


DUH Dean!! Men shouldn't use "little" when referring to their penis :lol: .
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Re: Incoming!!!!!

Postby CatEyes » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:44 am

Lula wrote:
CatEyes wrote:
journeygal wrote:The ladies are invading the boner thread!!! :lol:


Received just today in my email:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

If she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

:shock:


Excellent study and very useful info too! Always thinking Cathryn!!


**bowing deeply**

Thank you m'lady

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Postby Natalie » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:50 am

Again, nothing to say on the subject, just wanted stir up the dirty minds with my user name! :wink:
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Postby Rockindeano » Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:54 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:Again, nothing to say on the subject, just wanted stir up the dirty minds with my user name! :wink:


Last time I checked, NJT means New Jersey Transit. How is that filthy? Well, besides NJ being a sewer state, explain this.
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