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Having a boner is.........

Awesome, something good is happening
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Sucks, because I am tired of my hand
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Bitchin- because my hand is Faithful. Never bitches
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Total votes : 10

Re: Boner Thread

Postby Angiekay » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:42 am

Angry_Bald_Conservative wrote:Go to church.


Hey, Deano goes to church. I believe he worships at the church of St Mattress. I'm not sure who's in church with him, but I have a pretty good idea. ;)







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Re: Boner Thread

Postby Angry_Bald_Conservative » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:45 am

Angiekay wrote:
Angry_Bald_Conservative wrote:Go to church.


Hey, Deano goes to church. I believe he worships at the church of St Mattress. I'm not sure who's in church with him, but I have a pretty good idea. ;)


My advice applies to you too, slut.
Get on your knees and repent for all the "hotdogs" you ate.

Gosh darn't! Now you've made me late for Rush Limbaugh!


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Re: Boner Thread

Postby Angiekay » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:52 am

Angry_Bald_Conservative wrote:Gosh darn't! Now you've made me late for Rush Limbaugh!


Ah, well that explains it all right there. Neither one of you can apparently get laid without a little medical help! :lol:







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Re: Boner Thread

Postby Angry_Bald_Conservative » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:59 am

Angiekay wrote:
Ah, well that explains it all right there. Neither one of you can apparently get laid without a little medical help! :lol:


Men like me and El Rushbo scarf penis pills like tic-tacs so we can fuck prune faced old crows like yourself without turning limp.
You should be thankful!

Typical ingrate Bolshevik liberal.

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Re: Boner Thread

Postby Angiekay » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:07 am

Angry_Bald_Conservative wrote:Men like me and El Rushbo scarf penis pills like tic-tacs so we can fuck prune faced old crows like yourself without turning limp.
You should be thankful!



And you shouldn't be so bitter. Someday, you and your penis will grow up and get lucky enough to have someone like me. Until then, you shouldn't speak of what you have no idea about. God doesn't like idiots to speak for him.







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Re: Boner Thread

Postby Angry_Bald_Conservative » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:23 am

Angiekay wrote:
And you shouldn't be so bitter.


And just why the hell not?
Perhaps while in your acid stupor you've failed to realize we are currently embroiled in WWIII with indefatigable Islamo-Facists!

Angiekay wrote:Someday, you and your penis will grow up and get lucky enough to have someone like me..


You're apt to find me moonlight serenading Lorraina Bobbet first.
Hell, I'd rather go make love to a garbage disposal.

Angiekay wrote:Until then, you shouldn't speak of what you have no idea about. God doesn't like idiots to speak for him.


Don't worry about me and the man upstairs.
We are tight.
Fo' Shizzle.


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Postby Angiekay » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:38 am


:roll: :lol:

You're still here? Damn...Andrew, where is the idiot troll filter in this place?


Hey, baldy, I think Pat Robertson is looking for you. Probably has a peace of salvation AND a bend over for ya.








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Postby NealIsGod » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:40 am

It's gotta be either Deano or TNC. Funny stuff. :lol:
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Postby *Laura » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:50 am

NealIsGod wrote:It's gotta be either Deano or TNC. Funny stuff. :lol:

I'd say TNC.He is unique. :lol: Can't stop laughing! :lol:
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Postby Moon Beam » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:56 am

:lol: Damn I miss this place so much
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Postby Just Mindy » Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:59 am

Boner thread is getting a lot of action today :lol:
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Postby Lula » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:08 am

NealIsGod wrote:It's gotta be either Deano or TNC. Funny stuff. :lol:


I thought Dean at first, but he is working..... TNC?? Sure :lol:
Both have a way with words ;).
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Postby Angry_Bald_Conservative » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:40 am

Angiekay wrote:
Hey, baldy, I think Pat Robertson is looking for you. Probably has a peace of salvation AND a bend over for ya.


You're not fit to carry Pat Robertson's pubic shears.
Shut your wretched mouth, vile swine.

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Postby Angry_Bald_Conservative » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:42 am

Lula wrote:I thought Dean at first, but he is working..... TNC?? Sure :lol:
Both have a way with words ;).


Please don't lump me in with such disreputable company.
Both of those men are godless heathens.


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Postby Lula » Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:51 am

Angry_Bald_Conservative wrote:
Lula wrote:I thought Dean at first, but he is working..... TNC?? Sure :lol:
Both have a way with words ;).


Please don't lump me in with such disreputable company.
Both of those men are godless heathens.


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Godless heathens?? Lordy!!
I happen to enjoy the company of these fine men :lol: . Tread lightly, baldy!! :twisted:
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Postby Angiekay » Sat Sep 09, 2006 3:12 am

Angry_Bald_Conservative wrote:
Angiekay wrote:
Hey, baldy, I think Pat Robertson is looking for you. Probably has a peace of salvation AND a bend over for ya.


You're not fit to carry Pat Robertson's pubic shears.
Shut your wretched mouth, vile swine.

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Postby Liam » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:06 am

MSR wrote:Boner thread is getting a lot of action today :lol:


Let's hope it doesn't go off too soon. :lol:
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Postby Just Mindy » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:07 am

Escape79 wrote:
MSR wrote:Boner thread is getting a lot of action today :lol:


Let's hope it doesn't go off too soon. :lol:


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Postby Liam » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:11 am

I REALLY hope this doesn't piss anyone off. Just meant as a joke. REMEMBER...we're the "Thick skin forum" :lol:
(If it bothers anyone....I'll edit. :-)

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Postby Just Mindy » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:19 am

:shock: :lol:

LMFAO Liam OMG!!!!!

Too funny!!!
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Postby Liam » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:21 am

MSR wrote::shock: :lol:

LMFAO Liam OMG!!!!!

Too funny!!!


Glad I could help with the laughs. :lol:
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Postby Lula » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:22 am

Thanks for the lunch time humor, Liam!!
The girls enjoyed it :lol:
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Postby Liam » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:23 am

Lula wrote:Thanks for the lunch time humor, Liam!!
The girls enjoyed it :lol:


Not a problem. :-)
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Postby CatEyes » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:03 am

Excellent, Lliam!!!

ROTGLMAO!!!

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Postby Liam » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:05 am

:-)
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Postby Ms_M » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:08 am

ROTFLMAO! Thanks for laugh!!
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Postby FormerJrnyFan » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:17 am

Funny stuff Liam :D
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Postby Granny » Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:18 am

journeygal wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Lula wrote:LMAO!!

We will keep this thread alive :roll: :lol:


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Postby yulog » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:05 am

Hey ladies how did this thread go limp?

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Postby Liam » Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:11 am

We really are a fucked up perverted bunch ain't we? :lol:
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