OT:A Marriage Story..with a lesson!

[RossValoryRocks]

A couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old
buddies.



So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."



Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.



"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a beer."



The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12
different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.



The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop.... but at the bar...you know...they
have frozen glasses... "



He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by
saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out
of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.



The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar
they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won't be long.
I'll be right back. I promise...OK?"



"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:

chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.



"But my sweet honey...at the bar....you know, there's swearing, dirty words
and all that...."



"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? "LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! SIT DOWN, SHUT THE
HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FRICKING
HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FRICKING BAR! THAT
SHIT IS OVER...GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"


....and, they lived happily ever after.

Isn't that a sweet story?

[Lula]

Very sweet indeed.... and so true!!

[KCfla]

[AR]

Very sweet indeed.... and so true!!

My wife cooks for me, brings me beer AND let's me go to the bar.

[Lula]

Very sweet indeed.... and so true!!

My wife cooks for me, brings me beer AND let's me go to the bar.

Well now, she's a keeper, isn't she?

Not married, but Dean cooks for me whenever I'm there, brings me beer, and takes me to the bar . Wish I was going to be hangin' with you guys next week . No doubt it will be a party for the books .

[junky]

Very sweet indeed.... and so true!!

My wife cooks for me, brings me beer AND let's me go to the bar.

Well now, she's a keeper, isn't she?

Not married, but Dean cooks for me whenever I'm there, brings me beer, and takes me to the bar .

My husband cooks for me, brings me beers, takes me to the bar and does my hair.

[Natalie]

Very sweet indeed.... and so true!!

My wife cooks for me, brings me beer AND let's me go to the bar.

Well now, she's a keeper, isn't she?

Not married, but Dean cooks for me whenever I'm there, brings me beer, and takes me to the bar .

My husband cooks for me, brings me beers, takes me to the bar and does my hair.

My husband cooks for me, has taken me to a bar, once in a while does laundry, and carries around one of my kidney's for me!

[Carlitto H@kk]

My husband cooks for me, has taken me to a bar, once in a while does laundry, and carries around one of my kidney's for me!

If you mean that 'literally', as in 'transplanted', then that is cool-as-shit!
Now THAT is love

[TRAGChick]

My husband plays drums...and I sing lead.

[Rockindeano]

Very sweet indeed.... and so true!!

O really now? Please tell me this is NOT your vision.

[Rockindeano]

You guys know why Divorce is so expensive?

Because it's worth it.

[Natalie]

My husband cooks for me, has taken me to a bar, once in a while does laundry, and carries around one of my kidney's for me!

If you mean that 'literally', as in 'transplanted', then that is cool-as-shit!
Now THAT is love

Yep, that's what I mean. We had it done 4 years ago in your neck of the woods at U of U.