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Carlitto H@kk wrote:Come on, people, I told you all before...
Deen CANNOT come out front and be the lead singer of this band because of his 'surgical enhancements'!!!
A few years back, when it looked like Mr Augeri would need more time in each set to rest his voice, Deen was whisked away to a secret medical facility somewhere in the valley. It was there that he had a synthetic air bladder implanted just underneath his breatbone. This air bladder is connected, via tiny ducts and tubes, to both his shoulders and his wind pipe. When Deen flaps his arms to play drums, the bladder is 'pumped' and air is sent directly to his throat and vocal chords, thus allowing him to hit those stellar Perry-esque highs while drumming like a madman.
If Deen just came out front and took over as lead, he would have to flap his arms like a damn chicken the whole show and that, quite frankly, would look absolutely ridiculous!
So now you know why Deen cannot and won't ever be the Lead Singer of Journey
Carlitto H@kk wrote:Come on, people, I told you all before...
Deen CANNOT come out front and be the lead singer of this band because of his 'surgical enhancements'!!!
A few years back, when it looked like Mr Augeri would need more time in each set to rest his voice, Deen was whisked away to a secret medical facility somewhere in the valley. It was there that he had a synthetic air bladder implanted just underneath his breatbone. This air bladder is connected, via tiny ducts and tubes, to both his shoulders and his wind pipe. When Deen flaps his arms to play drums, the bladder is 'pumped' and air is sent directly to his throat and vocal chords, thus allowing him to hit those stellar Perry-esque highs while drumming like a madman.
If Deen just came out front and took over as lead, he would have to flap his arms like a damn chicken the whole show and that, quite frankly, would look absolutely ridiculous!
So now you know why Deen cannot and won't ever be the Lead Singer of Journey
Carlitto H@kk wrote:Come on, people, I told you all before...
Deen CANNOT come out front and be the lead singer of this band because of his 'surgical enhancements'!!!
A few years back, when it looked like Mr Augeri would need more time in each set to rest his voice, Deen was whisked away to a secret medical facility somewhere in the valley. It was there that he had a synthetic air bladder implanted just underneath his breatbone. This air bladder is connected, via tiny ducts and tubes, to both his shoulders and his wind pipe. When Deen flaps his arms to play drums, the bladder is 'pumped' and air is sent directly to his throat and vocal chords, thus allowing him to hit those stellar Perry-esque highs while drumming like a madman.
If Deen just came out front and took over as lead, he would have to flap his arms like a damn chicken the whole show and that, quite frankly, would look absolutely ridiculous!
So now you know why Deen cannot and won't ever be the Lead Singer of Journey
Liquid_Drummer wrote:Steve A did ok with this as he had the range but not the power. JSS has the power but not the range.
Man im not ragging on Jeff ! I have much respect for him. I just think that the Journey sound is like a formula. As much as people say they dont want a Perry clone I think that Journey is best suited to that. The formula = Schon's sytle + crystaling soraing vocals. Steve A did ok with this as he had the range but not the power. JSS has the power but not the range. DEEN has both and its rare. If they keep JSS they might as well change the name. THey could still make great music however I think that its a disservice to the legacy of Journey to call it Journey without that formula intact.
Big J wrote:Liquid_Drummer wrote:Steve A did ok with this as he had the range but not the power. JSS has the power but not the range.
Well then the answer's just clear. Steve A and Jeff need to hump and have a kid, somehow. The science is there. Send 'em to Red China...the scientists over there will make something. What if they have a girl? Even better. Range'll be higher. But say it;'s a guy, even if it's a girl. Got an image to uphold. Then, we freeze Neal and Deen and Jon. Ross looks like the old man of the sea already, he'll live long enough and probably still look the same.
Come about 2029 we'll have an awesome new Journey.
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