Secret Studio Session Revealed...

[Carlitto H@kk]

A few weeks after the CIA intercepted that phone call,
(see the previous thread: http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=19687&sid=5bab0d241ee8441bd6f9d496e18aad4c) an Industry Insider caught the following 'session' in an LA studio:

Artist A: Hey, what's up?

Artist B: Not much, not much. Just glad I made it.

Artist A: What, no Red Leathers???? (giggle and snicker follows)

Artist B: What, no Tails???? (more giggles and snickering)

Artist A: Touche'... Alrighty then. I've been tinkering with some ideas, some melodies...

Artist B: Yea, me too. You have any tunes?

Artist A: Here's a little riff I've been messin' with on bass...

(bass riff starts in the background)

Artist B: Sounds good, nice groove... Go ahead, you start...

Artist A: ... "Hot Summer, feeeeeeeling crazy..."

Artist B: ... "I can't get you ooooffffff my mind...."

Artist A: That's good, that's good, keep goin...

Artist B: ..."Loooookin' for my..."

Artist A: ... "Bluuuue Jean Girl..."

Artist B: HOLD UP, HOLD UP! STOP...

(Music Stops)

Artist A: What??? What's wrong???

Artist B: Blue Jean Girl??? What's that???

Artist A: You know, "Blue Jean Girl". It's a kinda theme of mine...

Artist B: I don't get it...

Artist A: Come on, man, you lip-, er, SANG 'Stone in Love' how many times?

Artist B: Hey that was a low blow!

Artist A: Sorry, Sorry, just kidding... Ok what would you prefer??? Suzanne?

Artist B: No... What about 'Butterfly'???

Artist A: Butterfly? What the fuck does that mean???

Artist B: You know, a Butterfly... inner beauty, rebirth and shit...

Artist A: Dude... that's gay... and it doesn't fit here...

Artist B: AND BLUE JEAN GIRL DOES? WHO THE HELL WAS SHE ANYWAY???

Artist A: YOUR MOTHER, YOU FUCKIN' HOMO!

Artist B: KISS MY ASS, OLD MAN! I'M TIRED OF YOU RAGGING ON ME!

Artist A: Boo Hoo.....

Artist B: AT LEAST I NEVER WROTE SOMETHING AS GAY AS 'POSITIVE TOUCH'!

Artist A: (silence)

Artist B: (silence)

(bass riff starts up again)

Artist A: ... "Hot Summer, feeeeeling crazy..."

Artist B: ... "I can't get you ooooffff my mind..."

Artist A: ... "My Bluuuuue Jean Girl..."

Artist B: ... "Butterfly wings uuuuuuunfurl..."

Artist A: Sounds good, sounds good....

[L~L~L]

Uh..no more butterflies please, thank you. 25 years later and the blue jean chick still nowhere to be found What is this world coming to? How about we change blue jean girl to blue thong girl ?

[Carlitto H@kk]

Uh..no more butterflies please, thank you. 25 years later and the blue jean chick still nowhere to be found What is this world coming to? How about we change blue jean girl to blue thong girl ?

Come on, Blue Jean Girls and Butterflies... I think the 2 Steves, er, I mean, 'Mystery Artists' could have a hit here

[brywool]

ha. Funny post.

[frostbite]

Brilliant!!

[whocares]

I'd much rather hear a song from um, Artist "A", than to hear Artist "B" again.

let's see, a writer's writer, or a guy who "writes" music on a $20 Apple program called Garage Band. Hmmmm.

[The Fly]

Great job!!