The_Noble_Cause ~ Greatest Hits, Vol. 1 (WARNING: LONG)

[Rockindeano]

Hobart, AUS.

That poor litle fucker Macniece...14 hour flight from Sidney to LAX, however he had to puddle jump from Hobart to Melbournem, and then Melbourne to Sidney.

3 hours to go, Drew.

[Moon Beam]

Dude, you have way too much time on your hands.

I am on record as thinking the Noble Cause is an MR Hall of Famer, period.

Of course he is. I think he makes me laugh even more than you do.

Where is this MR HOF? Tazmania?

He's definately in Cooperstown.
I've been on biz end of his howitzer many a time.
And the best part is, not only could he care less about his own popularity or infamy but may even be little bashful about a thread dedicated to it.

Bashful?........bullshit, ain't nothing bashful about TNC

[Moon Beam]

Neal - please put the roach clip down long enough to have an active hand in the track listing of your albums. Journey is an integral part of ur legacy.
Musically incompetent estrogen-fests like "Believe" & "Butterfly" have absolutely no place on a Journey record and make my nuts curdle up into my lower abdomen, frankly.
Both songs are dissonant to the ear and recieve very little play from me (unless I need background music in my truck when I go gay bashing).

I don't share TNC's opinions here but damn that's a good one

[larryfromnextdoor]

he had me desiring some dudes "pork and beans"......hahahhahaha,,, IM IN PRINT!!!!

[r@y]

Hobart, AUS.

That poor litle fucker Macniece...14 hour flight from Sidney to LAX, however he had to puddle jump from Hobart to Melbournem, and then Melbourne to Sidney.

3 hours to go, Drew.

Dude, say it with me...SYdney....SYDNEY.....

Got it..?




Ray

[Clasicrockldy]

Dave,

This is hilarious ! Thanks for putting the thread together!

[RedWingFan]

peaking of diet....I was insulted and inspired by none other than Deen Castronovo last night, regarding my huge beer gut. I am definitely off the fast food and cutting back beer intake 50%.

Fuck off Deeno!

Does this make you an honorary bt'er?

[Big J]

You know, I've never had the pleasure of TNC going off on me either.

This one's my favorite though. Clever is more clever than filthy is. There's 150 ways to call a guy a fag or a pussy but it's a real accomplishment if you make a guy laugh at the barb you're throwing at him.

I'm glad your musical tastes have finally evolved past "C is for cookie."

[SteveForever]

You know, I've never had the pleasure of TNC going off on me either.

This one's my favorite though. Clever is more clever than filthy is. There's 150 ways to call a guy a fag or a pussy but it's a real accomplishment if you make a guy laugh at the barb you're throwing at him.

I'm glad your musical tastes have finally evolved past "C is for cookie."

Brilliant! Big J!!!

[conversationpc]

You know, I've never had the pleasure of TNC going off on me either.

Well, it really helps if you're an outspoken conservative Christian or an Augeri "ass eater". I've got the first two down, so I guess that earned me a few bombs.

[Deb]

When my feeble minded granddad makes this same expression it is usually accompanied by a staff a nurses in hazmat suits rushing into the room with a hose and garden trowel.

I remember this one, I was at work and almost spit my coffee out, at his caption of it...........hilarious.

[conversationpc]

When my feeble minded granddad makes this same expression it is usually accompanied by a staff a nurses in hazmat suits rushing into the room with a hose and garden trowel.

I remember this one, I was at work and almost spit my coffee out, at his caption of it...........hilarious.

Yeah, I almost peed my pants on that one.

[Red13JoePa]

"Feeble-minded"

[The Cimmerian]

I think Conner Macleod said it best (about TNC): "There can be only one."

[The_Noble_Cause]

“Being revoltingly offensive is truly an art.” ~ The_Noble_Cause

If you've been a member of the MR boards long enough and have posted much here in the Journey forum, then it's likely you've incurred the wrath of none other than The_Noble_Cause, resident king of the verbal smackdown. I've undertaken the painstaking task of assembling the very best of his vast catalogue. Since I've only been a member here since the end of June, I've limited my research to that time period. I'm sure there are buried treasures somewhere in the vast recesses of the time machine that is the MR Journey board.

Feel free to peruse this veritable cacaphony of insults, verbal barrages, and rantings from an insane but genius mind. Many of us regulars here are thusly represented and you may find a quote or two that was flung in your direction with blunt force. Names have not necessarily been spared to protect the victims. Please keep small children as far away from the screen as possible.

The opinions contained herein are those of The_Noble_Cause and do not necessarily represent those of myself, this forum, or its owner.

Recently stumbled upon this thread.
I am equally both parts flattered and scared for my safety.
I've never had a stalker before, Conversation PC.
Thanks to u, I will be spending the good part of my weekend changing the locks and installing bars on all of my windows.

[The_Noble_Cause]

One clarification....
This brilliant display of sublime wit is actually Deano's:

Monker USED to be a good poster. I think his dick got chopped off by the bailer on the farm, and now he struts around with his new vagina.

[conversationpc]

One clarification....
This brilliant display of sublime wit is actually Deano's:

Monker USED to be a good poster. I think his dick got chopped off by the bailer on the farm, and now he struts around with his new vagina.

So it is...Must've been in one of your posts quoting Deano. It has been edited out.