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by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:26 am

OK, I have decided that I have the best husband ever so I decided to start a thread to prove it. Last night (actually this morning at 1:00) when I got home he was awake and waiting for me, and had a bubble bath waiting for me. He had turned on my electric blanket so my bed was nice and warm (it's cold here!). When I got out of the tub he brought me a warm towel and my jammies and tucked me in. This morning he shut off my alarm and closed the bedroom door, sent the kids off to school and let me sleep! I woke up at about 8:00 am for a while then fell asleep and didn't wake up again until 3:30 pm. When I told him sorry for sleeping so late he just responded "it's OK, you needed it."
What a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **whocares** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:45 am

my better half is actually a real, yes I said REAL NATURAL Brunette. I can't tell you how i know she's naturally... anyway. you figure it out.

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:46 am

whocares wrote:my better half is actually a real, yes I said REAL NATURAL Brunette. I can't tell you how i know she's naturally... anyway. you figure it out.

I'm a labor and delivery nurse-I've got it figured out!!!!!

by **ohsherrie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:50 am

Well my husband and I were married 36 years Monday. If we've put up with each other that long we both deserve accolades. :lol:

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:53 am

ohsherrie wrote:Well my husband and I were married 36 years Monday. If we've put up with each other that long we both deserve accolades.

CONGRATS!!!!! Staying together that long is so uncommon-good for you!!!

by AR » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:10 am

My wife is all 3 inputs, never makes me change a diaper, my designated driver, didn't put on a bunch of weight after childbirth, never bitches about my drinking......

Shall I go on?

Her only flaw is that bringing home another woman for a threesome is out. Nobody's perfect I guess.

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:11 am

AR wrote:My wife is all 3 inputs, never makes me change a diaper, my designated driver, didn't put on a bunch of weight after childbirth, never bitches about my drinking......

Shall I go on?

Her only flaw is that bringing home another woman for a threesome is out. Nobody's perfect I guess.

Well maybe if she meets the right woman....... :lol:

lol, just kidding!

by **Enigma869** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:18 am

AR wrote:My wife is all 3 inputs, never makes me change a diaper, my designated driver, didn't put on a bunch of weight after childbirth, never bitches about my drinking......

Shall I go on?

Her only flaw is that bringing home another woman for a threesome is out. Nobody's perfect I guess.

Okay...I've changed my mind. This is officially the post of the day! Funny shit, AR. Thanks for the laugh!

John from Boston

by **jrnyfan86** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:20 am

No I hav.e the best all natural wife out there today she is 100% pure woman yes she has the natural color figured out a baby nurse. You all can figure it out. Well she rocks my world and then some. I hope all you men out there are jealous My woman rocks my world. I love you natalie always and forever.

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:26 am

AR wrote:My wife is all 3 inputs, never makes me change a diaper, my designated driver, didn't put on a bunch of weight after childbirth, never bitches about my drinking......

Shall I go on?

Her only flaw is that bringing home another woman for a threesome is out. Nobody's perfect I guess.

oh, I just had an idea, how 'bout you bring home another man for the threesome!

by **Melissa** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:32 am

My husband's an awesome dad with our 2 kids, & after 13 years of being together, not 1 day has gone by that he doesn't make me smile & laugh my ass off! Sometimes the laughter is at his expense, but he never seems to mind, lol.

He also kept me from drowning through some really shitty stuff in our lives the last few years...lost a baby in the 2nd trimester between our 2 kids, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer when I was pg with our daughter & died when my daughter was just 7 months old. My mom was only 51.

Oh & he also doesn't think I'm insane for going to see Journey 2 more times next month with my other crazy friends, even though I've seen them twice already this tour, lol. And 1 of the 2 I've seen already we did the 5* thing, & are doing it the next 2 times also. Shitload of $, but we've both busted our asses at our careers (he's a cop, I'm a pediatric nurse) & finally make a decent living, lol.

Ok that's long-winded & boring...next! lol

by AR » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:34 am

oh, I just had an idea, how 'bout you bring home another man for the threesome!

No, she can barely handle me and the other guy wouldn't want to follow me after her screams wake up the neighborhood. I have to stuff socks in her mouth half the time (and only half joking).

by **Melissa** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:35 am

LMAO!!!!

Now I get the "Cervix" part of your name, L&D nurse, lol.

I did L&D for a VERY short stint, lol. Peds is where I belong, lol.

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:36 am

AR wrote:
oh, I just had an idea, how 'bout you bring home another man for the threesome!

No, she can barely handle me and the other guy wouldn't want to follow me after her screams wake up the neighborhood. I have to stuff socks in her mouth half the time (and only half joking).

OK, that's enough, you're making us girls a little jealous of your wife!! :wink:

by **Moon Beam** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:56 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
AR wrote:My wife is all 3 inputs, never makes me change a diaper, my designated driver, didn't put on a bunch of weight after childbirth, never bitches about my drinking......

Shall I go on?

Her only flaw is that bringing home another woman for a threesome is out. Nobody's perfect I guess.

oh, I just had an idea, how 'bout you bring home another man for the threesome!

I like that idea, but ain't it funny how
a threesome for them is all cool and sexy
ass hell but us ladies wanting a two for one deal
in the schlong dept is outta the question.
I might add that a threesome for a man always includes
the two females carrying on with each other, us women
Do Not have that same thought for two men, we just
want two men!

Selfish bastards if ya ask me, yup a bad married day :lol:

I'll leave it at that. :lol:

by **knox** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:10 am

I married WAAAAAAY up, so this isn't hard...

All this and brains, too! Oh, and sweet, kind, compassionate, and a perfect mother to our 2 kids

.

by **RedWingFan** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:25 am

AR wrote:My wife is all 3 inputs, never makes me change a diaper

Isn't this a bit of a contradiction? :wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:37 am

jrnyfan86 wrote: I have the best all natural wife out there today .

Only because I haven't got married...yet. Next year, and that title is mine.

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:39 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
jrnyfan86 wrote: I have the best all natural wife out there today .

Only because I haven't got married...yet. Next year, and that title is mine.

I guess Lula and I will have to go H2H for "Mrs All Natural" next year!

by **Greg** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:39 am

Well I was supposed to have gotten married, but she broke the engagement off...TWO DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

But....I have a hot new neighbor who likes to talk dirty! :lol:

by **Rockindeano** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:40 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
jrnyfan86 wrote: I have the best all natural wife out there today .

Only because I haven't got married...yet. Next year, and that title is mine.

I guess Lula and I will have to go H2H for "Mrs All Natural" next year!

Shhh. Good ole Rich Meyers will want his precious H2H copyrighted, and besides, we don't do that stupid shit here on MR.

by **Greg** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:40 am

knox wrote:I married WAAAAAAY up, so this isn't hard...

All this and brains, too! Oh, and sweet, kind, compassionate, and a perfect mother to our 2 kids .

Does she have a twin sister who's single? :twisted:

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:42 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:Shhh. Good ole Rich Meyers will want his precious H2H copyrighted, and besides, we don't do that stupid shit here on MR.

Then Nancy would have to sue me first

Does this mean I can use your 2 girls for my next "REAL H2H" poll??? :twisted:

j/k...
I KNOW Lula would probably kick my ass...
unless she won :wink:

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:42 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
jrnyfan86 wrote: I have the best all natural wife out there today .

Only because I haven't got married...yet. Next year, and that title is mine.

I guess Lula and I will have to go H2H for "Mrs All Natural" next year!

Shhh. Good ole Rich Meyers will want his precious H2H copyrighted, and besides, we don't do that stupid shit here on MR.

So how do you propose that we solve it?

by **Ms_M** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:44 am

Greggie wrote:Well I was supposed to have gotten married, but she broke the engagement off...TWO DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

But....I have a hot new neighbor who likes to talk dirty!

That sounds very interesting.... :wink:

by **Greg** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:45 am

Ms_M wrote:
Greggie wrote:Well I was supposed to have gotten married, but she broke the engagement off...TWO DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

But....I have a hot new neighbor who likes to talk dirty!

That sounds very interesting....

I almost called in scared to my second job!!! I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to make it in! :lol:

by **Ms_M** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:47 am

Greggie wrote:
Ms_M wrote:
Greggie wrote:Well I was supposed to have gotten married, but she broke the engagement off...TWO DAYS BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

But....I have a hot new neighbor who likes to talk dirty!

That sounds very interesting....

I almost called in scared to my second job!!! I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to make it in!

by **Natalie** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:48 am

Carlitto H@kk wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Shhh. Good ole Rich Meyers will want his precious H2H copyrighted, and besides, we don't do that stupid shit here on MR.

Then Nancy would have to sue me first

Does this mean I can use your 2 girls for my next "REAL H2H" poll???

j/k...
I KNOW Lula would probably kick my ass...
unless she won

Nah, Lula is awesome, I don't wanna compete against her. You can only use me in an H2H poll ifyou put me and Lula on the same team.

by **Carlitto H@kk** » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:52 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Carlitto H@kk wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Shhh. Good ole Rich Meyers will want his precious H2H copyrighted, and besides, we don't do that stupid shit here on MR.

Then Nancy would have to sue me first

Does this mean I can use your 2 girls for my next "REAL H2H" poll???

j/k...
I KNOW Lula would probably kick my ass...
unless she won

Nah, Lula is awesome, I don't wanna compete against her. You can only use me in an H2H poll ifyou put me and Lula on the same team.

I actually meant Lula vs Knox's beautiful bride (and I mean that sincerely)...
but a "REAL H2H2H" Menage' Troi could be interesting

by AR » Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:22 am

I married about even looks wise.

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