Baltimore Beer Bash

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:38 am

TNC and I have concluded, with our genius ever reaching way of deductive reasoning, that we need a beer bong for the Baltimore Bash.

When I arrive in BTown, Ed and I are going to Lowes or Depot, and getting (2) 10 foot 1 1/2" PVC pipe, glue them together and put a funnel on the top of it. Attach it to a wall and have a "Dumper" on the top, filling the bong up.....It will be able to hold 6 beers and the intoxicating ability will be fully realized when the sixer hits your gut. It is gonna be fucking unreal.

I plan on being completely out of control.

by AR » Sun Oct 29, 2006 12:50 am

There is a Lowes about a mile from my house. This is do-able.

by **Moon Beam** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:07 am

Beer bongs are a blast, mines tucked away in
the basement, may need to break that bad boy
out in honor of your Baltimore Bash.

by **Gibby** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:48 am

You guys are killing me! I haven't touched a beer bong in like 15 years but that sounds like a winner - are you going to have time to fit in a Journey show with everything else you have going on?! I can picture a Frank the Tank moment from Old School happening at this party. A few beer bongs and Deano is running through the streets of Baltimore bare ass naked!

by **Rockindeano** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 2:55 am

That is the plan.

Lula is scared shitless. She knows I am going to make a complete ass of myself.

by **Liam** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:53 am

Rockin'Deano wrote: She knows I am going to make a complete ass of myself.

Isn't that the whole point of this trip?? :lol:

j/k

by **Granny** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:03 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:That is the plan.

Lula is scared shitless. She knows I am going to make a complete ass of myself.

Lula---you can stay in ur hotel if needed...sounds like Deano will need to be carried to the show...at least I am the designated driver and we will have at least one sober person to bail you all out of jail....I 'll make sure I bring my credit card :lol:

by **Liam** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:05 am

Hey AR...where's the nearest Bail Bonds place??? :lol:

by **SunshineTwilight** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 6:46 pm

I hope someone gets this all on video!!!! Just leave me out of it! :oops:

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:30 am

Yes, I will do the beer bong first. I will be the one to christen the plastic and pvc...the bold one to brave an entire six pack in 8 seconds...am I a leader or what? :lol:

by **Granny** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:42 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:Yes, I will do the beer bong first. I will be the one to christen the plastic and pvc...the bold one to brave an entire six pack in 8 seconds...am I a leader or what?

You'll prolly just throw up...don't want to be around for that...yuk :shock:

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:47 am

bufordt9 wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Yes, I will do the beer bong first. I will be the one to christen the plastic and pvc...the bold one to brave an entire six pack in 8 seconds...am I a leader or what?

You'll prolly just throw up...don't want to be around for that...yuk

The sad thing is, I NEVER throw up, even downing a sixer at once. I know, THAT's sad.

by **Granny** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:50 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:Yes, I will do the beer bong first. I will be the one to christen the plastic and pvc...the bold one to brave an entire six pack in 8 seconds...am I a leader or what?

You'll prolly just throw up...don't want to be around for that...yuk

The sad thing is, I NEVER throw up, even downing a sixer at once. I know, THAT's sad.

God, you must be a pro at this!

by **RossValoryRocks** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:55 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:That is the plan.

Lula is scared shitless. She knows I am going to make a complete ass of myself.

Hehehe...why change the dynamic that has gotten you so far in life!

Just wait til I have you chasing the pack with Grey Goose and/or Patrone!

All I know is I am going to go second...because after you hit the damn thing you might have to piss and use the bong as a urinal...

I think this should be the slong for the Party: "Be afriad...be VERY afraid!"

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 1:55 am

bufordt9 wrote:
God, you must be a pro at this!

I don't know. I guess I just took a liking to slamming beers. I am good at it, in fact, too good.

You will have fun Granny. Make sure you wear a belly shirt. I will pour a shot of Grey Goose on your belly and slurp it up.

by **heardonthestreet** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:01 am

Rockin'Deano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
God, you must be a pro at this!

I don't know. I guess I just took a liking to slamming beers. I am good at it, in fact, too good.

You will have fun Granny. Make sure you wear a belly shirt. I will pour a shot of Grey Goose on your belly and slurp it up.

...............................

I think that this is your problem. You drink and eat in the strangest places. You are what you eat, you know.

by **RossValoryRocks** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:42 am

heardonthestreet wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
God, you must be a pro at this!

I don't know. I guess I just took a liking to slamming beers. I am good at it, in fact, too good.

You will have fun Granny. Make sure you wear a belly shirt. I will pour a shot of Grey Goose on your belly and slurp it up.

...............................

I think that this is your problem. You drink and eat in the strangest places. You are what you eat, you know.

I guess that makes me cheap, fast and easy...as someone has in their sig here...

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:44 am

heardonthestreet wrote:
You drink and eat in the strangest places. You are what you eat, you know.

So are you saying you are an asshole?

If I ever got you alone, and we were the last two humans on earth, I would skull fuck you in your eyes, just for entertainment purposes. NOT sexual escapes, just for my own gratification.

by **heardonthestreet** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:46 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:
heardonthestreet wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
God, you must be a pro at this!

I don't know. I guess I just took a liking to slamming beers. I am good at it, in fact, too good.

You will have fun Granny. Make sure you wear a belly shirt. I will pour a shot of Grey Goose on your belly and slurp it up.

...............................

I think that this is your problem. You drink and eat in the strangest places. You are what you eat, you know.

I guess that makes me cheap, fast and easy...as someone has in their sig here...

..............................................

You left out,........ who tells lies and is nasty to young children. :wink:

by **Rockindeano** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:49 am

Why are you here, HOTS? Tell me. Seriously. It sure isn't to talk Journey.

Do you not have a dildo, and fucking machine? All fat lonely girls do. Do you need money for batteries? Hell, I will wire you 15 bucks.

by **RossValoryRocks** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 2:51 am

heardonthestreet wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:
heardonthestreet wrote:
Rockin'Deano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
God, you must be a pro at this!

I don't know. I guess I just took a liking to slamming beers. I am good at it, in fact, too good.

You will have fun Granny. Make sure you wear a belly shirt. I will pour a shot of Grey Goose on your belly and slurp it up.

...............................

I think that this is your problem. You drink and eat in the strangest places. You are what you eat, you know.

I guess that makes me cheap, fast and easy...as someone has in their sig here...

..............................................

You left out,........ who tells lies and is nasty to young children.

I don't lie...and I am only nasty to adults who act like children...

by **treetopovskaya** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:00 am

beer bongs are for wimps. i think you guys should do bucket rippers. i'd like to see that on video! LOL! i hope you guys have fun... can't wait to hear all the stories. }=C))

by **Just Mindy** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 6:31 am

treetopovskaya wrote:beer bongs are for wimps. i think you guys should do bucket rippers. i'd like to see that on video! LOL! i hope you guys have fun... can't wait to hear all the stories. }=C))

OK that's one that I've never heard of before...WHAT is a bucket ripper?!

MR

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