Beer Bong Fest I

by **donnaplease** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:23 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I have decided that we will not accept medicare!! Too big of a headache! We will have to come up with some acceptable form of currency for our services though!

Sounds like we could barter for alcohol!!!! Perhaps something other than beer...?

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:28 am

donnaplease wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I have decided that we will not accept medicare!! Too big of a headache! We will have to come up with some acceptable form of currency for our services though!

Sounds like we could barter for alcohol!!!! Perhaps something other than beer...?

OK, LPN's get paid with alcohol. I don't drink and Carol mentioned that she wasn't going to so the RN and the CMA will need to think of something else.

by **Melissa** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:29 am

donnaplease wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:We'll have to set up our own little clinic. How are you at ICD-9 coding so we can bill-cuz I HATE it!!!!!!!!!

In my later years, I also did billing, no problem all I need is the book with the codes...we could just do a 99212 OV plus inj. I can get the codes from the office I worked in...not a problem...

Well, I'm a 'case manager' now, so maybe I can be of some use...

All of my "case managers"at work just quit so I am now managing everyone's cases so you could certainly manage these cases for us!
Are you an RN case manager or a LSW/MSW case manager or other?

Actually, I'm an LPN (yep, the 'red-headed step-child' in the nursing world!). I work in a SNF - mostly Medicare patients, but some commercial insurance. I don't suppose we'll have any Medicare beneficiaries present, but from the sounds of it, ya never know who might show up. Hell, it won't be long till some of the band themselves will be ready for Medicare!!!! Eww, what a disgusting thought, huh?

I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:30 am

IV, IM, or PO only. I am so not going to go there!!!!!

by **donnaplease** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:32 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:I have decided that we will not accept medicare!! Too big of a headache! We will have to come up with some acceptable form of currency for our services though!

Sounds like we could barter for alcohol!!!! Perhaps something other than beer...?

OK, LPN's get paid with alcohol. I don't drink and Carol mentioned that she wasn't going to so the RN and the CMA will need to think of something else.

Ohhh...I see...I'll be the "red-headed WILD child" if you girls aren't gonna join me. :cry:

Can't get too wild, though. I might wind up 'streakin' with Deano... it wouldn't be pretty.

Where the hell's he at, anyway?

by **Melissa** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:36 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:IV, IM, or PO only. I am so not going to go there!!!!!

Yeah I did med-surg long time ago, the PO won't go over well with the drunkies, lol. IM's your best bet probably, IV's a PITA if they're shaky, lol.

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:38 am

Melissa wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:IV, IM, or PO only. I am so not going to go there!!!!!

Yeah I did med-surg long time ago, the PO won't go over well with the drunkies, lol. IM's your best bet probably, IV's a PITA if they're shaky, lol.

I'm a labor nurse, I can hit a moving target with no problem!!!!!

by **Melissa** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:40 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:IV, IM, or PO only. I am so not going to go there!!!!!

Yeah I did med-surg long time ago, the PO won't go over well with the drunkies, lol. IM's your best bet probably, IV's a PITA if they're shaky, lol.

I'm a labor nurse, I can hit a moving target with no problem!!!!!

Yeah me too, ped. nurse, but kids are easier to hold down, even when they're kicking & screaming, than a woman in labor, so kudos to you.

by **donnaplease** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:42 am

Melissa wrote:
I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

Yeah, and I can bring a few foley caths so folks won't have a waste time doing things like taking a piss when they should be taking another hit off the beer bong!!! Someone else will have to insert them, though...sounds like a job for a Real Nurse...! :wink:

by **Melissa** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:45 am

Yep, let the "real nurses" do the foley's, lol. I do caths all the time, but peds. is WAY different than adults, lol.

by **Granny** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:47 am

donnaplease wrote:
Melissa wrote:
I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

Yeah, and I can bring a few foley caths so folks won't have a waste time doing things like taking a piss when they should be taking another hit off the beer bong!!! Someone else will have to insert them, though...sounds like a job for a Real Nurse...!

OMG, our medical team will have the most fun... :lol:

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:50 am

Nurses always have the most fun!!! We'll make you an honorary nurse for the night Carol. Everyone just remember that I am the Charge Nurse!!!!

by **donnaplease** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:52 am

bufordt9 wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
Melissa wrote:
I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

Yeah, and I can bring a few foley caths so folks won't have a waste time doing things like taking a piss when they should be taking another hit off the beer bong!!! Someone else will have to insert them, though...sounds like a job for a Real Nurse...!

OMG, our medical team will have the most fun...

Hell, yeah, there'll be tubing everywhere. We'll just have to make sure the drunks don't take a hit off the #16Fr/5cc beer bong!!!! :twisted:

by **Natalie** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:53 am

donnaplease wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
Melissa wrote:
I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

Yeah, and I can bring a few foley caths so folks won't have a waste time doing things like taking a piss when they should be taking another hit off the beer bong!!! Someone else will have to insert them, though...sounds like a job for a Real Nurse...!

OMG, our medical team will have the most fun...

Hell, yeah, there'll be tubing everywhere. We'll just have to make sure the drunks don't take a hit off the #16Fr/5cc beer bong!!!!

16fr/5cc??? you're kind, I had something a bit bigger in mind. Let's hope they don't trip over it either!!!!! OUCH!!!!!

by **Granny** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:53 am

donnaplease wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
Melissa wrote:
I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

Yeah, and I can bring a few foley caths so folks won't have a waste time doing things like taking a piss when they should be taking another hit off the beer bong!!! Someone else will have to insert them, though...sounds like a job for a Real Nurse...!

OMG, our medical team will have the most fun...

Hell, yeah, there'll be tubing everywhere. We'll just have to make sure the drunks don't take a hit off the #16Fr/5cc beer bong!!!!

Lers not forget rubber gloves, I have a box, I'kk bring them!!!!!what else shall we bring??? Bandages, tape?

by **donnaplease** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:57 am

bufordt9 wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
Melissa wrote:
I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

Yeah, and I can bring a few foley caths so folks won't have a waste time doing things like taking a piss when they should be taking another hit off the beer bong!!! Someone else will have to insert them, though...sounds like a job for a Real Nurse...!

OMG, our medical team will have the most fun...

Hell, yeah, there'll be tubing everywhere. We'll just have to make sure the drunks don't take a hit off the #16Fr/5cc beer bong!!!!

Lers not forget rubber gloves, I have a box, I'kk bring them!!!!!what else shall we bring??? Bandages, tape?

Dialysis machine???? Sounds like some of these drunks may soon need one!!! :twisted:

by **Granny** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:59 am

donnaplease wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
donnaplease wrote:
Melissa wrote:
I'm an LPN too, stands for "Low Paid Nurse", RN stands for "Real Nurse", lol. One of friends coming to the Baltimore show with me is an RN, used to be an LPN, she was smart & moved on though, unlike me, lol.

Phenergan comes in suppository form too, make sure you bring some of those & a big tube of K-Y along! lol
gross

Yeah, and I can bring a few foley caths so folks won't have a waste time doing things like taking a piss when they should be taking another hit off the beer bong!!! Someone else will have to insert them, though...sounds like a job for a Real Nurse...!

OMG, our medical team will have the most fun...

Hell, yeah, there'll be tubing everywhere. We'll just have to make sure the drunks don't take a hit off the #16Fr/5cc beer bong!!!!

Lers not forget rubber gloves, I have a box, I'kk bring them!!!!!what else shall we bring??? Bandages, tape?

Dialysis machine???? Sounds like some of these drunks may soon need one!!!

What do we do if their liver is shot and they start throwing up bile?? Call 911???

by **donnaplease** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:02 am

bufordt9 wrote:
Dialysis machine???? Sounds like some of these drunks may soon need one!!!

What do we do if their liver is shot and they start throwing up bile?? Call 911???[/quote]

A shot of Phenergan and another drink!!!! :lol:

by **Lula** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:08 am

So then this isn't the party thread? :shock:

by **Melissa** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:13 am

donnaplease wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
Dialysis machine???? Sounds like some of these drunks may soon need one!!!

What do we do if their liver is shot and they start throwing up bile?? Call 911???

A shot of Phenergan and another drink!!!! :lol: