Transy wrote:Thanks,ladies...
quote="Rockin'Deano"]Let me interview Perry.
Now THAT would be a good interview.
Scenario (inspired by “Fletch”)
SP is in a restaurant,enjoying his privacy.
Suddenly,a guy walks up to him and interrupts his quiet lunch.
Deano: Hey Perry,what's up?
SP ( a bit surprised): Excuse me…but who are you?
Deano: I am Rockndeano.You know (winks)…
that Rockndeano.
SP (looking very confused) : Sorry,never heard of you.
Deano(angry): What the fuck,man?Everyone knows me!
SP (looking around a bit worried):Well,sorry to disappoint you…
Deano: That's right!You disappoint me,dude!You need to answer some goddamned questions!
SP: Listen…
Deano (yells): No,you listen to me!! (pauses,trying to calm down) I'll make you a deal.We need to talk.
SP (beginning to understand): Talk…About what?
Deano: We can't talk about it here.
SP: Why not?
Deano: Cause we just can't.
SP (starting loosing patience): What do you want?
Deano:Here’s the deal: I want you to come to my house.Then we'll talk.
SP (amused): Umm...I think you got the wrong gal,fella.
Deano (getting antsy): I'll give you a thousand dollars cash just to
come to my house and have a Q&A session.Just you and me.
SP (more amused): Will this proposition entail my dressing up as Tina Turner?
Deano (with an all business attitude): It is nothing of a sexual nature,believe me.
(Takes a thousand in cash from his pocket) Here.One thousand, just to answer some questions.I don't see how you could turn that down,Mr.Perry.
SP (making efforts not to laugh): That's nice.(pauses,then lets out a heavy sigh) But,you see,I am not Steve Perry.
Deano (in shock): Holy shit!What the hell are you saying,dude??Whatta ya mean you're not Steve Perry?
SP: Am not.
Deano (getting nervous): Then who are you?
SP: Geddy Lee.
Deano(starring at SP’s face in awe): Well I'll be damned…Geddy.(smiles broadly and extends hand) It's good to meet you man.I hate Rush,but you,dude,are something else.
SP (shaking Deano’s hand): Charmed.
Deano: Hey,Geddy,you happen to know Perry?
SP: Sure.
Deano(all jazzed up): Cool!Need you to do me a favor.
SP (stops smiling,looks all business): That'll cost you another thousand.
Deano (stunned):Errr…ok.Deal. (grins)
SP (smiling again):So...Same place,same time tomorrow?
Deano (happy):You bet! This is absofuckinglutely awesome!!
SP:Right.
Deano:Ok,gotta run!Gotta be online!
SP:You do that,buddy.
Deano walks away with a happy face, while SP shakes his head thinking:"Kids."
Then continues enjoying his lunch.

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Good one....
Now, let's see what Dean can come up with....
Ray