Another Perry interview...w/the gals!

[ArnelRox]

After his interview w/Perry, Deano realizes that it would be fun to have some of the MR gals have a go at it. Selecting only the finest Perry fans on MR, he calls up me, Clasicrocklady, Strungout, Donnaplease & OhSherrie. He considers Granny, but is a bit afraid of Mr. Granny so decides not to include her. We all meet up at the star in Hollywood & wait. The quiet is murder & suddenly...he's seen way off in the distance. Strungout goes all white & looks as if she is going to pass out. CRL & Donnaplease get on either side of her to hold her up. All the gals (except Strungout) break out in a chorus of: "We miss u Stevie, We miss u Stevie, We miss u Stevie" as he approaches. Deano watches from the sidelines & pukes.

SP: Ladies, I love this. U all still love me. I'm so happy. (Turning to Strungout) Wait, have we met before?
Strungout: (silence)
SP: Hi there, I'm talking to u. Did u have blonde hair before?
Strungout (now a brunette): (silence but her tongue falls out of her mouth)
SP: Is she mute or wtf? Nice tongue tho, hmm.
Donnaplease: Oh Mr. Perry, she is just in shock. But it's so nice to meet u. I've waited all my life to...
SP: Give her something for fuck's sake. Why am I here if u so-called fans can't even talk?
Donnaplease: I talk, Steve. I love u. I really do, I swear & I'm a nice girl.
SP: U look like a young Annette Benning. Kinda hot. Ur not married are u?
(Bublhead suddenly shows up out of nowhere)
Bublhead: Deano, u ass, this is my wife. (Drags Donnaplease away kicking & screaming)
SP: One down, one mute. Are u there Strungout?
Strungout: humina humina humina (drool is now visible at the corners of her mouth)
Journeyrox: Oh Steve, I'd love to do more than talk to u. Have u heard that JSS song "Swallow That Load"?
OhSherrie: That's a good song, Steve. I like it too.
SP: JSS? Who the fuck is he? Oh is that the latest in my impersonators? Hmph. Don't tell me u ladies actually like Journey w/out me?
OhSherrie: Well Steve, he's hot & I always like hot in a man....
SP: WTF is this Deano? Are these ladies here to worship at my altar or not? What have u gotten me into u turd?
Deano: Fuck Steve, calm the fuck down. Um let me introduce u to CRL, Steve, u will like her.
SP: (turns to the gal Deano is pointing to) CRL, is that u lady? Are u my true fan?
CRL: Well Steve, here are my boots I'd like u to autograph. (pulls out 3 boxes of boots)
SP: WTF? I'm Steve Perry. How dare u have all these illegal boots! U will be talking to my lawyers missy.
OhSherrie: So about that song....I've had fantasies...would u...
SP: Oh yes u! I know u & that "sis" of urs. Ur the ones who write all that porn about me on MR. Well ok, I read it & like it. I guess I'm still a rockstar. Do I still have it?
OhSherrie: Steve, u have it, u have it. Now back to those fantasies...
(Lora & Cyndy pull up in a cab & jump out redfaced & angry.)
Lora: Deano, u have made him mad?
Cyndy: Well that's not such a bad thing is it?
SP: Oh fuck this. My protectors are here.
(SP starts to leave in a hissy fit. Then notices Journeyrox standing there in a very tight top)
SP: Deano, u were right. She does have nice cans.
(Journeyrox pulls up her shirt to display naked boobies w/her phone number written across them as Lora & Cyndy pull him away.)
SP: Anyone got a pen? Please. Anyone got a pen...
(Strungout regains her voice & sings out as he is pulled away)
Strungout:We miss u Stevie...oops am I late?
CRL: All that & he didn't autograph even one boot. (she sulks away)
Journeyrox: Fuck the boots, did he get my number?

[Clasicrockldy]

Lmaooo Rox ! You have me pegged from holding up Strungout.......... to having 3 boxes of boots ! ( you know I only have a box and 3/4 right now !).......... thanks for the laughs !

[tammy]

LOL! omg, so funny about Classicrocklady & her boots!!

[r@y]

After his interview w/Perry, Deano realizes that it would be fun to have some of the MR gals have a go at it. Selecting only the finest Perry fans on MR, he calls up me, Clasicrocklady, Strungout, Donnaplease & OhSherrie. We all meet up at the star in Hollywood & wait. The quiet is murder & suddenly...he's seen way off in the distance. Strungout goes all white & looks as if she is going to pass out. CRL & Donnaplease get on either side of her to hold her up. All the gals (except Strungout) break out in a chorus of: "We miss u Stevie, We miss u Stevie, We miss u Stevie" as he approaches. Deano watches from the sidelines & pukes.

SP: Ladies, I love this. U all still love me. I'm so happy. (Turning to Strungout) Wait, have we met before?
Strungout: (silence)
SP: Hi there, I'm talking to u. Did u have blonde hair before?
Strungout (now a brunette): (silence but her tongue falls out of her mouth)
SP: Is she mute or wtf? Nice tongue tho, hmm.
Donnaplease: Oh Mr. Perry, she is just in shock. But it's so nice to meet u. I've waited all my life to...
SP: Give her something for fuck's sake. Why am I here if u so-called fans can't even talk?
Donnaplease: I talk, Steve. I love u. I really do, I swear & I'm a nice girl.
SP: U look like a young Annette Benning. Kinda hot. Ur not married are u?
(Bublhead suddenly shows up out of nowhere)
Bublhead: Deano, u ass, this is my wife. (Drags Donnaplease away kicking & screaming)
SP: One down, one mute. Are u there Strungout?
Strungout: humina humina humina (drool is now visible at the corners of her mouth)
Journeyrox: Oh Steve, I'd love to do more than talk to u. Have u heard that JSS song "Swallow That Load"?
OhSherrie: That's a good song, Steve. I like it too.
SP: JSS? Who the fuck is he? Oh is that the latest in my impersonators? Hmph. Don't tell me u ladies actually like Journey w/out me?
OhSherrie: Well Steve, he's hot & I always like hot in a man....
SP: WTF is this Deano? Are these ladies here to worship at my altar or not? What have u gotten me into u turd?
Deano: Fuck Steve, calm the fuck down. Um let me introduce u to CRL, Steve, u will like her.
SP: (turns to the gal Deano is pointing to) CRL, is that u lady? Are u my true fan?
CRL: Well Steve, here are my boots I'd like u to autograph. (pulls out 3 boxes of boots)
SP: WTF? I'm Steve Perry. How dare u have all these illegal boots! U will be talking to my lawyers missy.
OhSherrie: So about that song....I've had fantasies...would u...
SP: Oh yes u! I know u & that "sis" of urs. Ur the ones who write all that porn about me on MR. Well ok, I read it & like it. I guess I'm still a rockstar. Do I still have it?
OhSherrie: Steve, u have it, u have it. Now back to those fantasies...
(Lora & Cyndy pull up in a cab & jump out redfaced & angry.)
Lora: Deano, u have made him mad?
Cyndy: Well that's not such a bad thing is it?
SP: Oh fuck this. My protectors are here.
(SP starts to leave in a hissy fit. Then notices Journeyrox standing there in a very tight top)
SP: Deano, u were right. She does have nice cans.
(Journeyrox pulls up her shirt to display naked boobies w/her phone number written across them as Lora & Cyndy pull him away.)
SP: Anyone got a pen? Please. Anyone got a pen...
(Strungout regains her voice & sings out as he is pulled away)
Strungout: "We miss u Stevie")
CRL: All that & he didn't autograph even one boot. (she sulks away)
Journeyrox: Fuck the boots, did he get my number?

"pulls out 3 boxes of boots".... That one really cracked me up...!


Ray

[NealIsGod]

That story would be much better with photo illustrations.

Good job, Rox.

[ohsherrie]

But I didn't get to live out my fantasies. Good on Sis.

[Just Mindy]

LMFAO

Poor Donna, though, got yanked out of the story much too soon

[donnaplease]

LMFAO

Poor Donna, though, got yanked out of the story much too soon

No shit!!!! But I'm honored to be included with the finest Perry fans on MR!!! Thanks JRox!!! You just made my day (week, month...)

[bublhed]

LMFAO

Poor Donna, though, got yanked out of the story much too soon

Just for everyone's information I would not do that to Donna. Actually I'd probably be the one standing there going...humina, humina, humina.

I'm not that much of a jerk!

[Moon Beam]

Thanks for the morning chuckles JR, love it!

Bublhed you know your alright with us.
No tears fella.

[bublhed]

Thanks for the morning chuckles JR, love it!

Bublhed you know your alright with us.
No tears fella.

It's all good!

[Granny]

JR, I know better than to turn on the puter with a cup of coffe in my hand....there went the screen, ohwell, it needed cleaning anyway....Damn, I didn't even get to meet him...u gals didn't let me in the story...
JR, great job...loved it...G

[chickpea]

That was hilarious! Love the 3 boxes of boots and "humina humina"...

[Deb]

OMG JRox that was hilarious! Sallee and her 3 boxes of boots = classic. And you pretty much pegged the first 2 minutes of meeting Perry. I was so shocked when he walked up I actually backed up a couple steps. Remember thinking.....get your shit together Deb, remember what your friggin name is before he hugs ya or you're toast!

[*Laura]

SP: Anyone got a pen? Please. Anyone got a pen...

[ArnelRox]

LMFAO

Poor Donna, though, got yanked out of the story much too soon

Just for everyone's information I would not do that to Donna. Actually I'd probably be the one standing there going...humina, humina, humina.

I'm not that much of a jerk!

Sorry Bubl I didn't mean to make u seem like a jerk! Just a protective hubby. Forgive me?

[ArnelRox]

Damn, I didn't even get to meet him...u gals didn't let me in the story...

No no, that was Deano's fault. Must be something Mr. Granny said to him in Baltimore?

[kathyhelms]

Hey, Deano, what about me, boy oh boy I swear, no one ever remember me around here.

[ArnelRox]

Hey, Deano, what about me, boy oh boy I swear, no one ever remember me around here.

Oh sweetie, u just don't post enough. But that's right. Ur quite probably Perry's greatest fan. Next time Deano sets something up, I'll be sure to make him include u. (Well, if u feed me some videos & boots, that is. I know u must have the best stash around! Cough em up sistah!)

[bublhed]

LMFAO

Poor Donna, though, got yanked out of the story much too soon

Just for everyone's information I would not do that to Donna. Actually I'd probably be the one standing there going...humina, humina, humina.

I'm not that much of a jerk!

Sorry Bubl I didn't mean to make u seem like a jerk! Just a protective hubby. Forgive me?

All is forgiven. I know it's a little late, but I don't get a whole lot of time to get on here and post. It's all good.

[Shadowsong]

Luv it!!!!!
Brought a big smile to my face...

If I didn;t know any better
Ahhh, what the heck

Steve already caught me opening up a box a boots
Sly Smile!
Then a few minutes later
Those boots were meant for walkin!