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Postby Melissa » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:22 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:I'd rather have the cyto PO, lol. Gotta have a snack with it though, & that's out of the question after the OR, so PR it is! Y-U-C-K!!!! lol

Per rectum actually works better than PO so I think we better go PR here!


Yeah I know, it's still GROSS, lol.
K-Y anyone?? lol
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:24 am

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Citygirl wrote:I'm guessing you're a midwife NJT. You as well Melissa?


Nope, just a nurse, lol.

JUST a nurse!!!! The correct response is "I am a nurse" not just a nurse!!!!!!!!!
NURSES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Melissa » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:24 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
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Citygirl wrote:I'm guessing you're a midwife NJT. You as well Melissa?


Nope, just a nurse, lol.

JUST a nurse!!!! The correct response is "I am a nurse" not just a nurse!!!!!!!!!
NURSES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok, ok...I AM A NURSE!!!! That better? lol
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:28 am

Where's Yulog when we need him? We could really use a baby pic of Jeff with a crib card that says
IT'S A BOY
Name: Jeff Scott Soto
Born on: December 14, 2006 At: 1025 am
175 lbs 75 inches
Delivering Doctor: Dr Andrew Baby's Doctor: Dr Schon
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:29 am

Melissa wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Citygirl wrote:I'm guessing you're a midwife NJT. You as well Melissa?


Nope, just a nurse, lol.

JUST a nurse!!!! The correct response is "I am a nurse" not just a nurse!!!!!!!!!
NURSES ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok, ok...I AM A NURSE!!!! That better? lol

Much better!! :wink:
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Postby Scarab Pilot » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:29 am

This floor is nice a cool. Very nice. Head swimming, voices sound like their in a tunnel, eyes closing, cold sweat building up on my neck...mouth dry....
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Postby KCfla » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:30 am

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Postby KCfla » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:31 am

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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:31 am

scarabpilot wrote:This floor is nice a cool. Very nice. Head swimming, voices sound like their in a tunnel, eyes closing, cold sweat building up on my neck...mouth dry....

"Take some nice deep breaths honey, here's a little oxygen to help you breathe"
Somebody start an IV bolus, get a BP, and where the hell is the O neg?????????????????
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Postby KCfla » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:33 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
scarabpilot wrote:This floor is nice a cool. Very nice. Head swimming, voices sound like their in a tunnel, eyes closing, cold sweat building up on my neck...mouth dry....

"Take some nice deep breaths honey, here's a little oxygen to help you breathe"
Somebody start an IV bolus, get a BP, and where the hell is the O neg?????????????????


Shit- I offered twice-
Figured you didn't need it :!:

Just get a needle :wink:
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Postby CatEyes » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:37 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
scarabpilot wrote:This floor is nice a cool. Very nice. Head swimming, voices sound like their in a tunnel, eyes closing, cold sweat building up on my neck...mouth dry....

"Take some nice deep breaths honey, here's a little oxygen to help you breathe"
Somebody start an IV bolus, get a BP, and where the hell is the O neg?????????????????


Sorry - only have A(-)

However, I have plenty of O2 to spare

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Postby Citygirl » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:47 am

If I could give you some O I would. I do donate blood regularly, but I only have B+ so that won't be any good to you.
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Postby Blueskies » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:52 am

I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:
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Postby Scarab Pilot » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:54 am

Grab some O-neg while I am passed out. Its the only way I can give. ;)
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:56 am

TVL wrote:I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:

We haven't exactly figured that out yet. Who is our patient here????? I guess the patient would be "Journey" , JSS is the baby we are trying to deliver, Andrew is the doctor, Melissa and I are the nurses and everyone else is the very supportive family waiting anxiously for this baby to be born.

Do I have it all correct???
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Postby Scarab Pilot » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:59 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
TVL wrote:I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:

We haven't exactly figured that out yet. Who is our patient here????? I guess the patient would be "Journey" , JSS is the baby we are trying to deliver, Andrew is the doctor, Melissa and I are the nurses and everyone else is the very supportive family waiting anxiously for this baby to be born.

Do I have it all correct???


Sounds like it.
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Postby Blueskies » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:00 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
TVL wrote:I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:

We haven't exactly figured that out yet. Who is our patient here????? I guess the patient would be "Journey" , JSS is the baby we are trying to deliver, Andrew is the doctor, Melissa and I are the nurses and everyone else is the very supportive family waiting anxiously for this baby to be born.

Do I have it all correct???
Journeys the mama?....and I'm the blood donor? :shock: :lol:
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Postby Granny » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:08 am

WHO'S THE FATHER.....I HAVE A+ IF U CAN USE IT....WHO'S THE FATHER......??????
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Postby Blueskies » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:13 am

bufordt9 wrote:WHO'S THE FATHER.....I HAVE A+ IF U CAN USE IT....WHO'S THE FATHER......??????
good question....SP, SA, Herbie...current management???? :?
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Postby Cheri » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:24 am

I'll be the Circulating Nurse on this procedure.
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:38 am

lady grinning soul wrote:I'll be the Circulating Nurse on this procedure.

Sweet, let's count and get started!
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Postby Melissa » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:59 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
TVL wrote:I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:

We haven't exactly figured that out yet. Who is our patient here????? I guess the patient would be "Journey" , JSS is the baby we are trying to deliver, Andrew is the doctor, Melissa and I are the nurses and everyone else is the very supportive family waiting anxiously for this baby to be born.

Do I have it all correct???


Sounds good! But delivering a 175# baby, holy CRAP, lol. Jeff must weigh more than that, he's a TOWER! lol :wink:
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:01 am

Melissa wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
TVL wrote:I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:

We haven't exactly figured that out yet. Who is our patient here????? I guess the patient would be "Journey" , JSS is the baby we are trying to deliver, Andrew is the doctor, Melissa and I are the nurses and everyone else is the very supportive family waiting anxiously for this baby to be born.

Do I have it all correct???


Sounds good! But delivering a 175# baby, holy CRAP, lol. Jeff must weigh more than that, he's a TOWER! lol :wink:

That's just the estimated fetal weight via Leopolds maneuver.
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Postby Melissa » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:06 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
TVL wrote:I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:

We haven't exactly figured that out yet. Who is our patient here????? I guess the patient would be "Journey" , JSS is the baby we are trying to deliver, Andrew is the doctor, Melissa and I are the nurses and everyone else is the very supportive family waiting anxiously for this baby to be born.

Do I have it all correct???


Sounds good! But delivering a 175# baby, holy CRAP, lol. Jeff must weigh more than that, he's a TOWER! lol :wink:

That's just the estimated fetal weight via Leopolds maneuver.


LOL!
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:16 am

Melissa wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
TVL wrote:I'm O neg....and I donate regularly.......who needs some?!! :lol:

We haven't exactly figured that out yet. Who is our patient here????? I guess the patient would be "Journey" , JSS is the baby we are trying to deliver, Andrew is the doctor, Melissa and I are the nurses and everyone else is the very supportive family waiting anxiously for this baby to be born.

Do I have it all correct???


Sounds good! But delivering a 175# baby, holy CRAP, lol. Jeff must weigh more than that, he's a TOWER! lol :wink:

That's just the estimated fetal weight via Leopolds maneuver.


LOL!

And, based on an estimated fetal weight like that, this mother should have never been given a trial of labor. There is no way that the head can be engaged in the pelvis, it must still be very ballotable!! No AROM must have been performed yet or we surely would have had a cord prolapse requiring an EMERGENCY c-section and this thing would have been over months ago!!!!
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Postby Melissa » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:24 am

Yep, lol. I had an emergency one 5 years ago, LOTS of freakin fun :evil:

Then I CHOSE to go under the knife the 2nd time, how crazy is that? :twisted: lol
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Postby Natalie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:27 am

Melissa wrote:Yep, lol. I had an emergency one 5 years ago, LOTS of freakin fun :evil:

Then I CHOSE to go under the knife the 2nd time, how crazy is that? :twisted: lol

Not crazy at all! That's the safest way to go!!!
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Postby Scarab Pilot » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:30 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:Yep, lol. I had an emergency one 5 years ago, LOTS of freakin fun :evil:

Then I CHOSE to go under the knife the 2nd time, how crazy is that? :twisted: lol

Not crazy at all! That's the safest way to go!!!


My wife has been sawed in half 5 times. She liked that it was scheduled, she knew what to expect, etc. Its been rough on her though.
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Postby Melissa » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:30 am

NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:Yep, lol. I had an emergency one 5 years ago, LOTS of freakin fun :evil:

Then I CHOSE to go under the knife the 2nd time, how crazy is that? :twisted: lol

Not crazy at all! That's the safest way to go!!!


Yep. :)
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Postby Melissa » Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:34 am

scarabpilot wrote:
NJT At Your Cervix wrote:
Melissa wrote:Yep, lol. I had an emergency one 5 years ago, LOTS of freakin fun :evil:

Then I CHOSE to go under the knife the 2nd time, how crazy is that? :twisted: lol

Not crazy at all! That's the safest way to go!!!


My wife has been sawed in half 5 times. She liked that it was scheduled, she knew what to expect, etc. Its been rough on her though.


lol- sawed in half, that's a good one! I usually say I was gutted like a fish, lol. My 2nd WAS scheduled but the little booger decided to come a week ahead of that date, so I still had some labor, little PITA, lol. But that's ok, she's more than worth it, lol. :)
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