The Announcement We've All Been Waiting For!

[Behshad]

"He doesn't dance like a dick." Perhaps the funniest comment I've EVER read. I'm in tears.

1st time I saw SA go to the drums & turn around, I thought oh he's copying Perry. When he did that wiggle-dance thang, I almost died laughing. Right about then "dick" was the furthest thing from my brain. I was thinking "Pussy" tho.

Ive been tryin to figure out what the hell was Augeri doin in this banf for 8 years. Now that I know he got you to think about "Pussy", I am proud that his mission is accomplished and completed. Good thing Jeff came along to get you back on "dick" mode too. We wouldnt want you to go completely lesbian on us

[cdjssfan]

Try growing a sense of humour beeflog. It's Xmas time. Lighten up!

Um, looks like you were the only one who didnt get this joke(so much for your sense of humor),an its humor not humour ask your 5 year old to help you spell next time---is that humorous enough for you frostbrain

Ah; but you've got to remember that only the US spells humour as 'humor'.
There are other examples as well; US spelling honour, 'honor'.

Remember the English language comes from the UK and so the correct way to spell these words in the Queen's English IS with the u between the o and r. It's only the US who made the weird decision to change it. It's as if the guy who wrote the first published dictionary in the US couldn't spell properly and no one has ever corrected you all over there

[Behshad]

Try growing a sense of humour beeflog. It's Xmas time. Lighten up!

Um, looks like you were the only one who didnt get this joke(so much for your sense of humor),an its humor not humour ask your 5 year old to help you spell next time---is that humorous enough for you frostbrain

Ah; but you've got to remember that only the US spells humour as 'humor'.
There are other examples as well; US spelling honour, 'honor'.

Remember the English language comes from the UK and so the correct way to spell these words in the Queen's English IS with the u between the o and r. It's only the US who made the weird decision to change it. It's as if the guy who wrote the first published dictionary in the US couldn't spell properly and no one has ever corrected you all over there

Or the fact the he realized the damn u doesnt do no good, and saves us millions of dollars in ink, by removing those annoying u's from Color, Favor,Humor and Honor etc,,,

[frostbite]

Try growing a sense of humour beeflog. It's Xmas time. Lighten up!

Um, looks like you were the only one who didnt get this joke(so much for your sense of humor),an its humor not humour ask your 5 year old to help you spell next time---is that humorous enough for you frostbrain

I guess I didn't get your joke. What was it?

I spell words properly. Night is not "nite", through is not "thru", colour is not "color" etc. etc. ad infinitum. Just because the US has to have everything dumbed down doesn't mean I have to brownlog. Like I say, it's Christmas. Lighten up.

[Melissa]

"He doesn't dance like a dick." Perhaps the funniest comment I've EVER read. I'm in tears.

1st time I saw SA go to the drums & turn around, I thought oh he's copying Perry. When he did that wiggle-dance thang, I almost died laughing. Right about then "dick" was the furthest thing from my brain. I was thinking "Pussy" tho.

Ive been tryin to figure out what the hell was Augeri doin in this banf for 8 years. Now that I know he got you to think about "Pussy", I am proud that his mission is accomplished and completed. Good thing Jeff came along to get you back on "dick" mode too. We wouldnt want you to go completely lesbian on us

LMAO!

This whole thread is making me lmao actually, thanks for the morning laughs!

[donnaplease]

"He doesn't dance like a dick." Perhaps the funniest comment I've EVER read. I'm in tears.

1st time I saw SA go to the drums & turn around, I thought oh he's copying Perry. When he did that wiggle-dance thang, I almost died laughing. Right about then "dick" was the furthest thing from my brain. I was thinking "Pussy" tho.

Ive been tryin to figure out what the hell was Augeri doin in this banf for 8 years. Now that I know he got you to think about "Pussy", I am proud that his mission is accomplished and completed. Good thing Jeff came along to get you back on "dick" mode too. We wouldnt want you to go completely lesbian on us

LMAO!

This whole thread is making me lmao actually, thanks for the morning laughs!

Actually, it should be LMAOU!!! hehehe

[Melissa]

"He doesn't dance like a dick." Perhaps the funniest comment I've EVER read. I'm in tears.

1st time I saw SA go to the drums & turn around, I thought oh he's copying Perry. When he did that wiggle-dance thang, I almost died laughing. Right about then "dick" was the furthest thing from my brain. I was thinking "Pussy" tho.

Ive been tryin to figure out what the hell was Augeri doin in this banf for 8 years. Now that I know he got you to think about "Pussy", I am proud that his mission is accomplished and completed. Good thing Jeff came along to get you back on "dick" mode too. We wouldnt want you to go completely lesbian on us

LMAO!

This whole thread is making me lmao actually, thanks for the morning laughs!

Actually, it should be LMAOU!!! hehehe

Yep! lol

[ArnelRox]

"He doesn't dance like a dick." Perhaps the funniest comment I've EVER read. I'm in tears.

1st time I saw SA go to the drums & turn around, I thought oh he's copying Perry. When he did that wiggle-dance thang, I almost died laughing. Right about then "dick" was the furthest thing from my brain. I was thinking "Pussy" tho.

Does anyone have any footage of this?????

I'd love to see the wiggler in action!!

Not when he's turned around but these were in someone's sig on BT & a friend emailed them to me as we thought they were so funny. U have to click on them to see the animation. He looks pretty constipated in the 2nd one. I hope he managed to go poopy.

[Enigma869]

Remember the English language comes from the UK and so the correct way to spell these words in the Queen's English IS with the u between the o and r. It's only the US who made the weird decision to change it.

Andrew is going to hate me for this....But, Screw the queen, and her English!!!! Thank god the US didn't follow England's lead and keep our leader in power until he or she croaks!!!! Nobody deserves to hold on to their job like the pope...not even the pope!

John from Boston

[ArnelRox]

I don't think SA is woman-like at all really. Okay, maybe at a push the hair is a bit.... but apart from that I don't really see why folk think that.

Um the wiggle! Enough said.

[yulog]

Remember the English language comes from the UK and so the correct way to spell these words in the Queen's English IS with the u between the o and r. It's only the US who made the weird decision to change it.

Andrew is going to hate me for this....But, Screw the queen, and her English!!!! Thank god the US didn't follow England's lead and keep our leader in power until he or she croaks!!!! Nobody deserves to hold on to their job like the pope...not even the pope!

John from Boston

I didnt write that quote ,strange that my name is above the quote

[frostbite]

Remember the English language comes from the UK and so the correct way to spell these words in the Queen's English IS with the u between the o and r. It's only the US who made the weird decision to change it.

Andrew is going to hate me for this....But, Screw the queen, and her English!!!! Thank god the US didn't follow England's lead and keep our leader in power until he or she croaks!!!! Nobody deserves to hold on to their job like the pope...not even the pope!

John from Boston

And the US is such a great example to the rest of the world!? I'm anti-monarchy but that's my own business but for us to to criticise any other country on the planet whilst Bush is in power is ludicrous. I'm out of this thread before I grow a mullet or start thinking that Augeri's dance moves were cool.

[yulog]

Easy there frostbite, lighten up its christmas!!

[belhair1957]

I'm out of this thread before I grow a mullet or start thinking that Augeri's dance moves were cool.

Now that would be scary !!! lol lol

[The_Noble_Cause]

Contrasting Vegas 2001 to the Houston dvd, Perry has Augeri beat in the gay quotient - hands down.
His on-stage antics are so uber-homo that I've yet to watch that thing with other people around.
The only thing missing is a feather boa, arm length satin gloves and a tiara.

At least with 2001 I could skip past the few fleeting moments where Augeri got in touch with his feminimity.
Though Perry mellowed over time, as it currently stands, he remains the band's reigning all time pole smoker.

[Lula]

Noble one you crack me up! Thanks .

[ArnelRox]

Contrasting Vegas 2001 to the Houston dvd, Perry has Augeri beat in the gay quotient - hands down.
His on-stage antics are so uber-homo that I've yet to watch that thing with other people around.
The only thing missing is a feather boa, arm length satin gloves and a tiara.

At least with 2001 I could skip past the few fleeting moments where Augeri got in touch with his feminimity.
Though Perry mellowed over time, as it currently stands, he remains the band's reigning all time pole smoker.

Damn u TNC. There is NOTHING gay about Steve Perry He turns me on.

[Behshad]

Contrasting Vegas 2001 to the Houston dvd, Perry has Augeri beat in the gay quotient - hands down.
His on-stage antics are so uber-homo that I've yet to watch that thing with other people around.
The only thing missing is a feather boa, arm length satin gloves and a tiara.

At least with 2001 I could skip past the few fleeting moments where Augeri got in touch with his feminimity.
Though Perry mellowed over time, as it currently stands, he remains the band's reigning all time pole smoker.

Damn u TNC. There is NOTHING gay about Steve Perry He turns me on.

Just cause he turns you on doesnt mean he isnt feminine.

[Melissa]

Contrasting Vegas 2001 to the Houston dvd, Perry has Augeri beat in the gay quotient - hands down.
His on-stage antics are so uber-homo that I've yet to watch that thing with other people around.
The only thing missing is a feather boa, arm length satin gloves and a tiara.

At least with 2001 I could skip past the few fleeting moments where Augeri got in touch with his feminimity.
Though Perry mellowed over time, as it currently stands, he remains the band's reigning all time pole smoker.

Damn u TNC. There is NOTHING gay about Steve Perry He turns me on.

Just cause he turns you on doesnt mean he isnt feminine.

Gotta agree there, lol. That looooong straight silky hair he used to have...that's what I have! lol

He's still sexy though, lol.

[Scarab Pilot]

Contrasting Vegas 2001 to the Houston dvd, Perry has Augeri beat in the gay quotient - hands down.
His on-stage antics are so uber-homo that I've yet to watch that thing with other people around.
The only thing missing is a feather boa, arm length satin gloves and a tiara.

At least with 2001 I could skip past the few fleeting moments where Augeri got in touch with his feminimity.
Though Perry mellowed over time, as it currently stands, he remains the band's reigning all time pole smoker.

Just looking at some of his clothes from the GH video collections....and his facination with cats (I like cats too, but I aint calling them "kitty-kitties") makes you wonder.

Almost 60, never married, lives with cats, has an unusal closeness to his mom....hmmmmmm?

[ArnelRox]

Damn u TNC. There is NOTHING gay about Steve Perry He turns me on.

Just cause he turns you on doesnt mean he isnt feminine.

Does that mean I'm a lesbian & I don't know it yet?

[Behshad]

Damn u TNC. There is NOTHING gay about Steve Perry He turns me on.

Just cause he turns you on doesnt mean he isnt feminine.

Does that mean I'm a lesbian & I don't know it yet?

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NO! NOT LESBIAN!
I think we covered this issure earlier ,Susie. Youre NOT a lesbian(THANK GOD),,, your BI

[ArnelRox]

Just looking at some of his clothes from the GH video collections....and his facination with cats (I like cats too, but I aint calling them "kitty-kitties") makes you wonder.

Almost 60, never married, lives with cats, has an unusal closeness to his mom....hmmmmmm?

I know some very straight men who love cats, have long hair & were very close to their moms. Most guys are close to their moms. Most girls are close to their dads. That's nothing new. Not all guys like cats but IMHO they should. I have straight male friends almost 60 who never married. I think Perry never married b/c he loved Sherrie so much & when that didn't work out, he never found anyone to compare.

[ArnelRox]

NO! NOT LESBIAN!
I think we covered this issure earlier ,Susie. Youre NOT a lesbian(THANK GOD),,, your BI

In ur fucking dreams, maybe. LMAO

[Behshad]

NO! NOT LESBIAN!
I think we covered this issure earlier ,Susie. Youre NOT a lesbian(THANK GOD),,, your BI

In ur fucking dreams, maybe. LMAO

but you said yourself , anytime you seen Jeff or Perry , "dick"'s on your mind and anytime you seens Augeri , "pussy" its on your mind,,,, so now Im confused !

[Scarab Pilot]

Just looking at some of his clothes from the GH video collections....and his facination with cats (I like cats too, but I aint calling them "kitty-kitties") makes you wonder.

Almost 60, never married, lives with cats, has an unusal closeness to his mom....hmmmmmm?

I know some very straight men who love cats, have long hair & were very close to their moms. Most guys are close to their moms. Most girls are close to their dads. That's nothing new. Not all guys like cats but IMHO they should. I have straight male friends almost 60 who never married. I think Perry never married b/c he loved Sherrie so much & when that didn't work out, he never found anyone to compare.

I know, I know. I was just kidding. Relax....just funnin' ya!

[SteveForever]

Contrasting Vegas 2001 to the Houston dvd, Perry has Augeri beat in the gay quotient - hands down.
His on-stage antics are so uber-homo that I've yet to watch that thing with other people around.
The only thing missing is a feather boa, arm length satin gloves and a tiara.

At least with 2001 I could skip past the few fleeting moments where Augeri got in touch with his feminimity.
Though Perry mellowed over time, as it currently stands, he remains the band's reigning all time pole smoker.

Nope, wrong. Not a pole smoker.

[ArnelRox]

but you said yourself , anytime you seen Jeff or Perry , "dick"'s on your mind and anytime you seens Augeri , "pussy" its on your mind,,,, so now Im confused !

Do I have to spell it out for u?

[ArnelRox]

I know, I know. I was just kidding. Relax....just funnin' ya!

U better mean that or I'll come & get ya scarab

(No this is not a nasty threatening post, just a joke)

[Scarab Pilot]

I know, I know. I was just kidding. Relax....just funnin' ya!

U better mean that or I'll come & get ya scarab

(No this is not a nasty threatening post, just a joke)