We're all bored.....

[journeywoman]

Let's offer up Deano to her and maybe keep the husbands What ya think about that?

[Rockindeano]

Yeah it's me, and reading this crap is sickening.

[Granny]

Fucking wacked out Loonage
What the duece? Especially you Cyndy....you can forget about that nice dinner next week..You might get a Happy meal if you're lucky.

Deano...That was Lula's avatar a second ago...what the hell,,,,we are really bored.....but certainly wouldn't mind if it were ever to happen....

[donnaplease]

Let's offer up Deano to her and maybe keep the husbands What ya think about that?

Oh...he'll be in the front row right along with us!!!! He's a loon too. I have proof.

[Deb]

OK, I think I've established the setlist. In honor of our fan 'status' (and performing music from his Journey and solo catalogs):

Ask the Loonley
Loon In Love
Foolish Loons
Once in a Lifetime, Loon
Captured by the Loons
Troubled Loon
Loon Can't Help It
Can't Tame the Loon
The Eyes of a Loon

and of course...

Donna Please.

Whatdya think????

Think ya forgot Strungout.

Oh and........

For the Love of Strange Loons
Running Aloon
When you love a Loon
Can't tame the Loon
Walks like a Loon
City of the Loons

[Granny]

Let's offer up Deano to her and maybe keep the husbands What ya think about that?

Oh...he'll be in the front row right along with us!!!! He's a loon too. I have proof.

Ok then, its settled...We will offer up Deano...

[journeywoman]

Those were good also.Now all we have to do is get Perry and we are set!

[donnaplease]

OK, I think I've established the setlist. In honor of our fan 'status' (and performing music from his Journey and solo catalogs):

Ask the Loonley
Loon In Love
Foolish Loons
Once in a Lifetime, Loon
Captured by the Loons
Troubled Loon
Loon Can't Help It
Can't Tame the Loon
The Eyes of a Loon

and of course...

Donna Please.

Whatdya think????

Think ya forgot Strungout.

Oh and........

For the Love of Strange Loons
Running Aloon
When you love a Loon
Can't tame the Loon
Walks like a Loon
City of the Loons

Oh, definitely add Strungout. But I didn't want to exhaust him too much on the first leg of his "ReLoonion" tour. Know what I mean??

[journeywoman]

Has anyone heard from Andrew? Someone needs to break the news to him.Carol, you could do his interview for him,and I could be your back-up ....notes that is....Im lying big time! I have immoral thoughts Ladies!

[donnaplease]

Has anyone heard from Andrew? Someone needs to break the news to him.Carol, you could do his interview for him,and I could be your back-up ....notes that is....Im lying big time! I have immoral thoughts Ladies!

About Andrew????? I'm sure he's very flattered!

[cyndy!]

hey, when did i become queen of the loons? i'm not a loon. i'm a poon!

[donnaplease]

hey, when did i become queen of the loons? i'm not a loon. i'm a poon!

Poon...Loon...it's all good!!

[journeywoman]

You've been a loon for 12 Years?You are hereby recruited!

[Rockindeano]

Offer Deano up to whom?

I am not whoring myself out to the Female Loonage Population.

[Granny]

hey, when did i become queen of the loons? i'm not a loon. i'm a poon!

come on Cyndy...your are the queen and we elected u to do the dirty work and get him to do something --anything---and I did offer my house in Charleston...he would love it here...I'm on James Island which connects to Folly Beach...10 min down the road and 10 min. to Charleston...was there tonight, they have great restaurants...Had Italian tonight...

Get workin", girl

[Blueskies]

Offer Deano up to whom?

I am not whoring myself out to the Female Loonage Population.

u know you'd love it!

[journeywoman]

You might like it.

[Rockindeano]

If you are all so bored, why not do the obvious?

Go blow your men.

Yes, I said it.

Donna go blow Travdog.

Granny, take out the false teeth and hum away at Norm.

Cyndy, go find someone.

Strungout, get your old man.


PS, on the Granny joke, I need to be nice to her....right Granny? Don't forget me tomorrow.

[Granny]

Offer Deano up to whom?

I am not whoring myself out to the Female Loonage Population.

We are whoring u out to Cyndy if she can get him to do a very small venue....like lets say 25-40 people of our choosing...if u are willing to co-operate, u are invited......

[donnaplease]

Offer Deano up to whom?

I am not whoring myself out to the Female Loonage Population.

I think it's been suggested that you will be the human sacrifice that is needed for all of us to worship at the alter of the Supreme Master himself... Will ya do it? For us old friends...

whoring myself out...that's a good one.

[Granny]

If you are all so bored, why not do the obvious?

Go blow your men.

Yes, I said it.

Donna go blow Travdog.

Granny, take out the false teeth and hum away at Norm.

Cyndy, go find someone.

Strungout, get your old man.


PS, on the Granny joke, I need to be nice to her....right Granny? Don't forget me tomorrow.

U are always on my mind...all taken care of..babydoll....

[donnaplease]

If you are all so bored, why not do the obvious?

Go blow your men.

Yes, I said it.

Donna go blow Travdog.

Granny, take out the false teeth and hum away at Norm.

Cyndy, go find someone.

Strungout, get your old man.


PS, on the Granny joke, I need to be nice to her....right Granny? Don't forget me tomorrow.

U are always on my mind...all taken care of..babydoll....

You mean Deano, or Norman????

[Granny]

If you are all so bored, why not do the obvious?

Go blow your men.

Yes, I said it.

Donna go blow Travdog.

Granny, take out the false teeth and hum away at Norm.

Cyndy, go find someone.

Strungout, get your old man.


PS, on the Granny joke, I need to be nice to her....right Granny? Don't forget me tomorrow.

U are always on my mind...all taken care of..babydoll....

You mean Deano, or Norman????

That time I was referring to Deano!!!! Can't forget Norman, hes here all the time, all day, every day, yeah, wish I was 41 again sometimes..thats when we met...and if we weren't at work we were in bed.....WOW, oh happy times....I think we wore everything out!!!! 40's are much much better than 20's

[Deb]

If you are all so bored, why not do the obvious?

Go blow your men.

Yes, I said it.

Donna go blow Travdog.

Granny, take out the false teeth and hum away at Norm.

Cyndy, go find someone.

Strungout, get your old man.


PS, on the Granny joke, I need to be nice to her....right Granny? Don't forget me tomorrow.

U are always on my mind...all taken care of..babydoll....

You mean Deano, or Norman????

40's are much much better than 20's

Agreed!

[journeywoman]

That is technically true Carol.Science states we women don't start reaching great sex till the 40's. So we are in the prime of our lives.

[Granny]

That is technically true Carol.Science states we women don't start reaching great sex till the 40's. So we are in the prime of our lives.

Yeah, but,JW, I passed 40's a long time ago...

[journeywoman]

Your still cool lady.Think great sex till we are too ole to climax without having a heart attack, and I mean old girl!

[donnaplease]

That is technically true Carol.Science states we women don't start reaching great sex till the 40's. So we are in the prime of our lives.

Alright, don't go getting all scientific on us. Next thing ya know we'll be talking politics. Sheesh!!!

Now, back to the topic at hand. Any suggestions for wardrobe???

[Deb]

If you are all so bored, why not do the obvious?

Go blow your men.

Yes, I said it.

Donna go blow Travdog.

Granny, take out the false teeth and hum away at Norm.

Cyndy, go find someone.

Strungout, get your old man.

F*uck that.

[Granny]

Are u joining us in this adventure?????? Deb, u just have to be with us....he already knows u!!!