OT: Do YOU know the difference?

[TRAGChick]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

In reality there isn't much difference, since either one will ultimately result in death.

\~/ HAPPY FRIDAY, ALL!! \~/

[AR]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

In reality there isn't much difference, since either one will ultimately result in death.

\~/ HAPPY FRIDAY, ALL!! \~/

That was really fucking funny!

[Granny]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the
definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS- is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass
and having the balls to say:

"You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.

In reality there isn't much difference, since either one will ultimately result in death.

\~/ HAPPY FRIDAY, ALL!! \~/

death for sure...

[Natalie]

That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sassie]

My husband has actually tried both of those and he is not dead. Just walks with a limp!

[ohsherrie]

I gotta say that the first option would result in a serious discussion. The second would result in my husband's death.

[Granny]

My husband has actually tried both of those and he is not dead. Just walks with a limp!