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by **Granny** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:49 pm

RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

Who gets to measure? Should I bring my measuring tape?(My bad)

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:50 pm

bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

Who gets to measure? Should I bring my measuring tape?(My bad)

Personally, I use a yardstick.

by AR » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:51 pm

RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

I'm willing to whip it out to find out. But we need fluff girls dude. Also, we need to find out if there are any strip bars near any of the venues that weekend.

I'm pulling 8 plus, and at 170 pounds, it looks like a monster.

Waiting for the Wombat deletion on this one.

by **Granny** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:51 pm

RockinDeano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

Who gets to measure? Should I bring my measuring tape?(My bad)

Personally, I use a yardstick.

Wouldn't a 12" ruler do?

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:54 pm

AR wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

I'm willing to whip it out to find out. But we need fluff girls dude. Also, we need to find out if there are any strip bars near any of the venues that weekend.

I'm pulling 8 plus, and at 170 pounds, it looks like a monster.

Waiting for the Wombat deletion on this one.

It's on dude. I didn't know they measured differently in Maryland. NO Fucking way your yogurt thrower is bigger than my cannon. NO WAY.

50 bucks. Fluff girls? Hell, grab a Hustler. We need a measurer.

I will also wager you aren't pulling 8 plus either.

I will say, I shave my pubes and it does make your noodle look bigger.

by **Natalie** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:55 pm

OK YOU TWO--STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SHARING WAY TOO MUCH INFO HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:

by **Soulful Rocker CoCo** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:56 pm

bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

Who gets to measure? Should I bring my measuring tape?(My bad)

Personally, I use a yardstick.

Wouldn't a 12" ruler do?

or better one that measures in only millimeters ...

by **SunshineTwilight** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:57 pm

Soulful Rocker CoCo wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

Who gets to measure? Should I bring my measuring tape?(My bad)

Personally, I use a yardstick.

Wouldn't a 12" ruler do?

or better one that measures in only millimeters ...

by AR » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:58 pm

RockinDeano wrote:
AR wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

I'm willing to whip it out to find out. But we need fluff girls dude. Also, we need to find out if there are any strip bars near any of the venues that weekend.

I'm pulling 8 plus, and at 170 pounds, it looks like a monster.

Waiting for the Wombat deletion on this one.

It's on dude. I didn't know they measured differently in Maryland. NO Fucking way your yogurt thrower is bigger than my cannon. NO WAY.

50 bucks. Fluff girls? Hell, grab a Hustler. We need a measurer.

I will also wager you aren't pulling 8 plus either.

I will say, I shave my pubes and it does make your noodle look bigger.

Dude, definitely the correct measurement. 8 and some change usually. No Hustler, fluff girls make it less gay. Listen to Stern and Bubba.

Anyone else want to enter? :lol:

Yes I shave mine down too. It does do the trick for sure.

Also, I think streaking in the halls of the Hampton Inn is a requirement!

by AR » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:59 pm

This is old school MR posting.

by **Soulful Rocker CoCo** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:59 pm

SunshineTwilight wrote:
Soulful Rocker CoCo wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:
bufordt9 wrote:
RockinDeano wrote:Sorry Eddie, there is NO way you have a bigger Johnson than me...I will give you 3 to 1 odds.

Who gets to measure? Should I bring my measuring tape?(My bad)

Personally, I use a yardstick.

Wouldn't a 12" ruler do?

or better one that measures in only millimeters ...

it would be more comforting when reading the end measured result...Why you ask? higher number :shock:

..ha ha

by **Rockindeano** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:01 pm

My problem is my dick looks like a bad golf slice. I was nicknamed "Chiquita" Washington State, along with "Tripod."

So in my case, Granny, bring one of those fabric tapes...so we can get the maximum run out of the giant left hand turn in Little willy Pop.

by **Natalie** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:01 pm

Hey boys, maybe you should consider laser hair removal. Then you don't have to shave, no knicks or cuts and no "shaving bumps".

Just a thought!

by **Andrew** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:02 pm

Ummmm....

This topic appears to be slightly off topic. Just slightly.

Thanks for participating, but bye bye :shock:

MR

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