LOL, cracked up at this one! Been known to think this one once or twice. I work in an office tower with about 40 floors and the rule of thumb is 2 floors ya forgive, 1 ya don't.
When the boss takes you out for lunch, and suddenly after you come back from lunch, you remember the only time he took people out for lunch before, was when he was firing them.
That one sucked, and the food wasn't very good either.
Without ego, we have no pride in what we are saying.